Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 152
Lin Qingfeng bowed his head, picked up the hem of his coat and shook it:

"Okay, give me a pair of shoes."

Yu Qian complained helplessly: "If you talk too much, you will lose."

This idiom was not originally used in this way.

But it would be a small burden for him to use it now.

It's funny.

Isn't it because of saying a few more words that this happened.

This Lin Qingfeng continued:
"Old man, old man... Hey, I don't move, but my eyes are fixed."

Yu Qian was startled, and heard Lin Qingfeng continue:
"What's the matter? I have to sniff. See if there is any breath coming in."

Yu Qian also said: "See if you are angry."

I saw Lin Qingfeng rolled up his sleeves, stretched out two fingers, and tremblingly looked for someone's breath.

But suddenly his fingers turned upright, and a sound came out from one side of his mouth: "Puff".

Instead, he poked two fingers into the old man's nostrils: "Tsk, it's over."

Yu Qian said: "Nonsense, if you have nothing to do, I will kill you."

Lin Qingfeng's face was full of innocence:
"I don't understand, I haven't learned it before, look at this thing-"

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to sweep around.

"Hey - this attracts flies."

Yu Qian was speechless: "How can it be so fast."

But Lin Qingfeng ignored him:

"This attracts flies! Hurry up, run to the kitchen! Find your elder brother."

"As soon as you enter the door, your foot has just entered the threshold, and when you look at the back of your elder brother..."

"Wow, my tears came down. There are no more sons in the world!"

Yu Qian nodded: "My elder brother is filial."

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"The old man has been ill for so many days, he has never unbuttoned his clothes and lay down."

Yu Qian added to him:

"Haven't had a decent night's sleep."

Lin Qingfeng flipped through the baggage again: "'I can't untie my clothes', that's what he's talking about.”

These two are simply unable to live with the idiom today, one will lose if he talks too much, and the other can't untie his clothes.

Anyway, it is crooked to say.

Not to mention that the audience was amused and laughed.

Netizens even bluntly said:

"Fortunately, I have already graduated, otherwise I would have forgotten the original meaning of this idiom."

"Speaking of which, last time there was a high school student who said that after listening to the house, he learned a lot and helped me to recite the text? How is it now hahahahahahahaha..."

"It's me...Thank you brother and sister for caring. The child is already hugging the idiom dictionary."

After reading these speeches, one can't help but burst into laughter again.

On stage, Qingfeng Lin continued:
"I haven't eaten for three days. Do you think he can eat it now? Big fish and meat, stew a elbow, and pot ribs?"

Yu Qian also said: "Then how can I eat it?"

Lin Qingfeng said:

"I can't eat it! Just cook some noodles, alas, it doesn't taste good."

Here he pauses before continuing:
"Cook some thick ones, some thin ones."

"I cooked some spaghetti and stretched some noodles myself. I cooked some dragon beard noodles."

Yu Qian heard that something was wrong, and asked doubtfully, "Huh?"

Lin Qingfeng didn't stop:
"The seasoning for the dandan noodles."

"Fried sauce, shredded pork, sliced ​​meat, strips, chunks, minced meat. Egg fried sauce, fried yellow sauce, fried sweet noodle sauce!"

Yu Qian complained helplessly: "What's wrong with my brother's heartlessness?"

Lin Qingfeng concluded: "Forty samples of dishes."

Yu Qian nodded: "Yes!"

Lin Qingfeng said again: "When I came over, your brother was peeling garlic."

Yu Qian was speechless:
"Hey, it's really full!"

Lin Qingfeng also said: "Heartless."

After complaining, he opened his mouth and shouted: "Your father is dead!"

Yu Qian said, "Tell him."

Lin Qingfeng imitated his elder brother's hand peeling garlic and stopped, looking distraught:
"Hey! Ah...? Dead! Oh, oh..."

Yu Qian felt better and said, "Cry."

Lin Qingfeng changed his voice to cry:
"I'm taking my own life..."

I have to say that his voice is still very good.

It makes people feel that this is a big filial son.

The premise is to ignore the movements of his hands while speaking.

While crying, I didn't delay the non-physical performance in my hands and scooped noodles out of the pot.

Yu Qian was taken aback.

Lin Qingfeng cried and continued to pick noodles from the pot without stopping.

Hold the chopsticks in one hand and the bowl in the other.

Brilliant.

Yu Qian had no choice but to stop him: "Okay, don't mess around."

Lin Qingfeng continued to cry, looking around while crying:
"Hey, where's my garlic?"

Good guy, I still miss the freshly peeled garlic.

Yu Qian also hated that iron could not be made into steel: "Are you still eating?"

Lin Qingfeng said:

"It's really watching, pitiful, and panicked with hatred."

Yu Qian also said: "Isn't it?"

Lin Qingfeng went on to say:
"I ate four bowls of noodles and drank two more bowls of noodle soup."

"I saw the uncle wiped his mouth, thinking that he can speak now."

Lin Qingfeng clung to people's ears and shouted:
"Your father! Dead!"

Yu Qiannahan:

"Wait a minute, my father is dead, why do I feel you are so happy?"

Lin Qingfeng ignored him, as if he was still talking to Yu Qian and his elder brother:
"Hurry up, go and have a look, it's all attracting flies."

At the same time, imitating Brother Yu Qian's voice:

"Ah?! Why didn't you say it earlier! Ah, my dear father..."

Yu Qian complained coolly on the side:
"Did I tell you that you didn't care about eating noodles?"

Anyway, anyway, the uncle went to the house.

Lin Qingfeng said:

"Come here and have a look. The old man is lying there. Your elder brother is crying bitterly."

Yu Qian nodded: "Then can you not cry?"

Lin Qingfeng answered:
"Wow, I cried out, beating my chest and stomping my feet. That's a lingering sound!"

It is the third time that Lin used the idiom incorrectly.

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"I was crying, when the door opened, the third child came back."

Yu Qian answered: "Oh, third master."

This is also a burden buried in front of the head.

Lin Qingfeng did not change his face and began to prepare to lay the groundwork.

Raising his hand and pointing at Yu Qian, Lin Qingfeng said:
"You three brothers, he was not at home at that time."

Yu Qian said, "I'm on a business trip."

Lin Qingfeng smiled and said:
"I can't help it. I went to other places to perform. I went to perform in an army in Antarctica. I'm not here."

Yu Qian was shocked: "Good guy, did I perform for the Eskimos?"

Lin Qingfeng is confident:
"Anyway, it's too far away, so I can't come back."

"The third one is near, the third one is talking about business, it's in Baoding."

Yu Qian nodded: "In Hebei."

Lin Qingfeng nodded:
"Hey, there's an invention. We're talking about a project over there."

When Yu Qian asked what invention he invented, Lin Qingfeng went on to say:

"Well, he studied a high-tech thing."

"It's the donkey meat fire that doesn't add donkey meat."

Yu Qian wrote "You seem to be donkey me" all over his face:
"Isn't that the plain fire?"

(End of this chapter)