Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 171
Seeing Yu Qian nodded, Lin Qingfeng paused before continuing:

"Hey, talking is a hindrance, the manager is so embarrassing..."

Yu Qian said, "I'm sorry."

Lin Qingfeng imitated the manager's words and said very imposingly: "Get out!!"

Yu Qian was surprised: "Huh?"

This time, Lin Qingfeng didn't speak, and with lowered eyebrows, he bent down and took five steps back, before carefully knocking on the door again.

Then imitate the manager again: "Come in."

This time Lin Qingfeng learned his lesson, and smiled all over his face: "Are you busy? Do you have any skills?"

Turn into impatience: "Jin Jin Jin."

Lin Qingfeng felt as if he had received an amnesty, closed the door behind him without any real performance, and walked cautiously in front of the manager.

Then speak:
"I'm causing you trouble... isn't it decided that I'll sing here?"

"...Why did you change it again...to stilts?...Isn't your table covered with eyes?"

That performance is simply a perfect little daughter-in-law.

This is thanks to the lack of barrage in the CCTV game.

Rao is so.

There are also many girl hooligans calling out:
"My God, Lin Qingfeng still has this side."

"I want to bully him and cry."

"Too soft, too soft, take away my little daughter-in-law, I will report the female hooligans above."

"Don't move, put Lin Qingfeng down, he belongs to all of us!"

Fortunately, Lin Qingfeng didn't know.

He is still going on, imitating the manager's words:
"Oh, there's no other way... A call came from the bureau, let's put on a high-end show."

When Lin Qingfeng heard it, he felt so wronged:

"I'm not as good as stilts?!"

Instead, he stomped his feet in outrage:

"Okay! You wait for mine! You wait for mine!... Hey, look at mine!"

"After I came out, I was so angry... This is called bullying!"

Yu Qian nodded: "Yes."

Lin Qingfeng gritted his teeth in anger:

"You have to sing here? There are so many gardens in BJ City!"

Yu Qian comforted him casually: "That's true."

Lin Qingfeng continued: "Where can we not sing?"

Yu Qian also said: "Let's change one."

Lin Qingfeng rolled his eyes and had an idea:
"People's Square!"

"Is it the same?"

"Old Yuanzi who sings opera! Make a sign!"

Yu Qian nodded: "Go there."

Lin Qingfeng was in high spirits again:
"Ying Wuno is here, and the fare is one thousand."

Yu Qian said: "It hasn't changed."

Lin Qingfeng became happy:
"Sing this! Make a poster!"

"Everyone in the world knows... When the news spread to Wuhan, theater fans in Wuhan were dumbfounded."

Then he backed down and learned the Wuhan dialect.

"It's seldom sung in the south. Now the rice cakes are shipped to BJ? We have to go!"

Yu Qian said: "Chasing."

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"Come on, run to the train station, and run more than 80 trains a day."

"Forty carriages, two locomotives, one pulling in the front and one pushing in the back."

"Three days, Wuhan is empty!"

Yu Qian was amazed without distraction: "Hey!"

Lin Qingfeng was still very excited:

"Great! I'm so happy."

"The news has reached Shanghai again."

Lin Qingfeng was very impolite, and kept talking about people from Shanghai who came by boat in order to support him, people from Xi'an, people from Nanjing, and so on.

In short, people from all over the country came.

At the end, he said with emotion:
"One step ahead, all kinds of grass will be blessed. BJ City, what are hotels, guesthouses, restaurants, and guest houses are all full."

Yu Qian also rolled his eyes: "He still thinks of himself as the emperor."

Lin Qingfeng ignored him:

"They're all human! People go to theaters from all over the world, they can't sit in the house anymore, they all go to the street, one tent next to another..."

In short, it is a very embarrassing description of how many people came to see his play.

Yu Qian was taken aback for a while.

It also made people realize that Lin Qingfeng still had this side.

His previous cross talk styles were exceptionally mature and stable.

At most it is aggressive.

Although the "Wrong Singing of Taiping Lyrics" recorded in Maoya last time is also a twitchy type of character design.

But because the main focus is on the lyrics of Taiping, the style is not so obvious.

Today's Lin Yingwu's character design.

It can be said that it is completely different from Lin Qingfeng himself.

He is ignorant, easy to talk big, and he is also a master.

Therefore, it is necessary to use a large number of movements as assistance.

It's simply dizzying to watch.

There is even a feeling that the persona of Lin Qingfeng, an old artist, has collapsed.

At the same time, on the other hand, Lin Qingfeng also performed heartily.

Finally, it was the early morning of the Peking Opera performance.

Lin Qingfeng touched his chin, smiling so hard that he couldn't see his teeth:

"I'm very relieved, I'm happy, Wuyang Wuyang in the theater."

"The seats are all full, and the seats are gone. Sell standing tickets."

Yu Qian raised his eyebrows: "Oh, are the audience standing?"

Lin Qingfeng nodded:
"They all poke, they all stand, and they all look at me! 1000 yuan!"

Yu Qian asked him: "No price reduction?"

Lin Qingfeng did not hesitate:
"No price reduction! It's still one thousand!... Even one thousand is full!"

"All 500 people came in, all standing, with straight pens, looking at Ying Wu!"

Yu Qian said speechlessly: "This is because I have never seen a bird before."

Lin Qingfeng ignored him:

"It's so flattering, it's coming again at noon."

"Another 300 people come to see Ying Wu."

"The station is full, you... squatting?! What are you doing squatting?"

Yu Qian asked: "Why squat?"

Lin Qingfeng is confident:
"The two of them are standing, with their shoulders touching, and there is nothing under their legs, and they are squatting down!"

Yu Qian suddenly realized: "Oh, just squat like this."

Lin Qingfeng continued to shout: "Squat tickets! One thousand!"

"Squat tickets to watch too! I'm too full of Guo Nian Gao...it's all filled...at five o'clock in the afternoon, there are people coming again!"

Yu Qian wondered: "What should I do?"

Lin Qingfeng was also worried:
"400 people come! I have to watch today, and I won't leave without saying anything!"

"What do you think I should do? I really can't get in...a ticket!!"

Yu Qian was shocked: "Pick up?"

Lin Qingfeng explained to him:
"Crawl forward under the chair, and lie down under one stool! ... 1000 yuan!"

Yu Qian sighed: "Good guy, it took a lot of effort."

It's so crowded.

Finally opened, and 24 more came.

There is really no place to put it.

Lin Qingfeng said:

"The manager was terrified. He discussed it with me. I said what to do. There was really no place. I was so anxious."

"As soon as I looked up, I saw eight ceiling fans on the top of the people's meeting hall."

Yu Qian was puzzled and said, "What are you doing?"

Lin Qingfeng was mysterious:
"An electric fan has three leaves, and each leaf hangs one."

"One thousand and fifty-one."

Yu Qian asked: "Why is it fifty more expensive?"

Lin Qingfeng was confident: "There is still 50 yuan for the rope."

Yu Qian was speechless: "You really... can't kill you."

(End of this chapter)