Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 180 An emoticon package triggered by a couplet

Lin Qingfeng continued: "Thinking that everyone is tired after watching so many cross talks, why don't you change your taste."

Yu Qian wondered: "What's the matter? You don't talk about cross talk anymore?"

Lin Qingfeng conveniently said:
"Let me show you my culture."

"Just write a pair for everyone."

Yu Qian froze for a moment:
"Oh, are you still a literati?"

Lin Qingfeng shook his head:
"No, I don't smell people, why should I smell you?"

Yu Qian couldn't laugh or cry: "Which literati?"

"The literati I'm talking about, the literati, how about complimenting you?"

Lin Qingfeng pretended to be arrogant:
"Oh, praise me."

"You can't stop praising me for being educated. Pulling that classical Chinese, as if I can't understand it?"

Yu Qian: "Hey!"

It is written all over your face that even literati don't know. You told me that you are educated, maybe you are kidding me.

The audience couldn't help laughing:

"Wear people hahahahaha!"

"No, I suddenly have a picture, I laughed so hard!"

"And I still just want to ask Li Dan what he thinks about this world full of homonyms."

"Li Dan: I am desperate for this world full of homophonic stalks, there is no salvation! Destroy it!"

Lin Qingfeng didn't look at Yu Qian, so naturally he didn't know his expression.

Just went on:
"Well, it actually happened yesterday."

"I went to Beihai to play."

Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, Beihai is a good place."

Lin Qingfeng continued:

"Yeah, the water in this river is very clear, and it was windy at the time."

"When the little wind blows, the surface of the lake is covered with waves."

Yu Qian: "Wait a minute, is this a sea, a river or a lake?"

Lin Qingfeng refused, and turned to point at Yu Qian:

"Don't mess with me!"

"We cultured people write poetry!"

"Shut up, don't scare away my poetry."

Yu Qian was speechless: "Oh."

Lin Qingfeng rolled his eyes at him:
"At that time, I looked at the layers of waves, and it was a great poetry."

Yu Qian said: "Oh, you wrote a poem."

Lin Qingfeng shook his head:
"It's too late to write poetry."

"At that time, I had an idea and wrote a couplet."

Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, you wrote a pair."

He leaned on the table, interested:
"Then what is the subject of your pair?"

Lin Qingfeng conveniently said:
"For this pair, I use wind and water as the theme."

Upon hearing this, Yu Qian hurriedly stopped him:

"Don't, don't!"

"Feng Shui is not good, it is promoting feudal superstition, no way."

Lin Qingfeng rolled his eyes at him again:
"If you say you are uneducated, you really are uneducated."

"What I mean is that my pair uses wind and water as the first word of the upper and lower couplets."

"The first couplet writes about wind, and the second couplet writes about water."

While talking, Lin Qingfeng shook his head, with a look of contempt for Yu Qian:
"It's true, uneducated people are too scary."

Yu Qian wiped off his sweat, but followed Lin Qingfeng's intention and said:

"Ah, yes, I am uneducated."

"Then can you tell me about your pair so that I can learn more about it?"

Lin Qingfeng immediately became proud:

"It's your acquaintance."

"Okay, then I'll read my pair again."

"Tell you, listen carefully."

"The first couplet is: The wind blows the waves on the surface of the water."

When Yu Qian heard this, he couldn't help but nodded: "Hey, your Shanglian is really good."

Lin Qingfeng became happy, and said modestly, "Just laugh, laugh."

Yu Qian continued to praise him:

"Oh, where is it, what is your second line?"

Lin Qingfeng continued to be modest: "This is showing ugliness, showing ugliness!"

Yu Qian asked: "You are too polite! Then what is your second line?"

Lin Qingfeng still spoke modestly, but the expression on his face was enjoying Yu Qian's praise.

Just say: "Ashamed, ashamed!"

Yu Qian was still more curious about the second line: "You are too modest! Then what is your second line?"

Lin Qingfeng ignored him, still humbly facing the audience: "It's really rough..."

Then he was caught by Yu Qian:

"Are you done yet? What are you doing?"

"Don't be modest, I'm asking you the second couplet!"

A guilty conscience flashed across Lin Qingfeng's face, and his eyes rolled:
"The wind is the wind that blows the wind."

Yu Qian stared at him: "I didn't ask about the wind, I asked you about the second couplet."

Lin Qingfeng didn't answer:

"Below the wind, it blows."

"It's blowing, it's next to the words, and the one on the right is the one that owes debts."

Yu Qian supported the table: "Oh, I know this."

Lin Qingfeng nodded: "Yes, I went to elementary school."

Yu Qian was so angry that he almost beat him up:
"I'm asking you, the one below!"

Lin Qingfeng pretended not to listen to the question out of modesty. The following is the second line, which is serious:
"Below, there are layers."

Yu Qian complained to the audience: "He doesn't have a second line."

Lin Qingfeng pretended not to hear:
"It's layers, of course it's not one layer or two layers."

"He's—many layers!"

"Just below that, Lang."

"The wave is three points of water plus... what are you doing?"

This is Yu Qiannu's evil from the heart to the gallbladder.

"Desperately exasperated", he took a handkerchief and blocked Lin Qingfeng's mouth.

Only then did he ask this question later.

The audience has said:
"Grass (a plant), so cute!"

"I took a screenshot! Is there any emoji boss, wait for the emoji online!" The person also attached several pictures.

It's not just the scene of being covered in a handkerchief.

There are many more.

I don't know why, this one seems to have some kind of buff.

Every picture cut out is very inspiring, and I want to make it into an emoticon package.

As a result, when people with good things go to ta Weibo to look at it, they can't get out after seeing it.

Then on Weibo's topic list, a topic called "Lin Qingfeng's emoji package" began to appear.

The materials are all taken from the blogger's Weibo, and everyone is well-informed.

The accompanying text is too ridiculous.

All of them are just right.

It triggered the whole network to start using these emoticons.

At the same time, the number of views and discussions on this topic has increased rapidly.

Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian on the stage didn't know.

Yu Qian was asking Lin Qingfeng with his hips crossed:

"Let me ask you, you cultural people, is the house where your family lives also has a gate?"

Lin Qingfeng was puzzled:
"What do you mean? Who doesn't have a door?"

"Whoever walks through the window is a thief!"

Yu Qian nodded:
"Oh, there are doors too."

"Then, does your door have a frame?"

Lin Qingfeng glared at him: "Without a door frame, where is the door?"

Angry, with a tone that doesn't want to talk to illiterates.

Yu Qian said very calmly:

"Oh, and door frames too!"

"That's like saying that during the festival, your family posted a pair."

"The door frame here is pasted with the first couplet 'The Wind Blows the Water and the Waves'. What do you want to post the second couplet over there?"

It can be said that it is very persuasive.

Lin Qingfeng suddenly realized:

"You said it earlier, I understand what you mean."

Yu Qian finally breathed a sigh of relief:

"I finally understand."

(End of this chapter)