Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 182

Lin Qingfeng continued to hate Yu Qian:
"I just wanted to explain the Shanglian clearly?"

"You are urging like a soul, what about the second line? What about the second line? What about the second line? What about the second line?"

"I don't care about you, you know?"

Yu Qian raised his eyebrows: "So, do you have a couplet?"

Lin Qingfeng turned her head arrogantly:
"Of course. Why did I tell you this without the second line?"

Yu Qian then asked: "Then what is your second couplet?"

Lin Qingfeng rolled his eyes:
"I'm going to contact you now?"

"My next couplet is similar to yours."

Yu Qian said: "Oh, the same."

Lin Qingfeng refused:
"It's the same, so what else can I say?"

"Of course it's different."

He picked up the fan and used a brush to write in the air:
"listen."

"My next couplet is—"

"The rain hits the duckweed little by little."

When Yu Qian heard it, his eyebrows jumped:
"Rain hits the duckweed a little pit? I'm right, the rain hits the duckweed ten thousand pits."

Lin Qingfeng looked at him: "Is it the same?"

Yu Qian was dissatisfied: "Oh, there is only one word missing."

Lin Qingfeng repeated his words:
"Huh? Not a single word?"

"This character can't be dragged out of the gate of the palace."

"For example, I borrowed ten yuan from you, can I pay you back one yuan?"

Yu Qian shook his head immediately: "That won't work!"

Lin Qingfeng waved his hand and said, "Hey, I don't mind a single word."

Yu Qian calculated very clearly at this time:

"That won't work! It's still nine dollars short!"

The audience burst into laughter for a moment.

As we all know, none of the cross talk actors take money as money, they all take their lives.

Lin Qingfeng became confident:
"So, your pair is wrong."

"Looking at your big talk just now, you said that I am addicted to my mouth, right?"

Yu Qian humbly stopped talking.

Lin Qingfeng made an inch of it:

"Listen to your big set, ah! What are the heavens, the earth, the people, the water, and the gold bricks and jade tiles."

"Ah, what's all this mess?"

"Why are you being so arrogant."

"Is that right?"

Yu Qiannahan: "Why is it wrong?"

Lin Qingfeng educated him:

"If you are arrogant, you will read it, if you are arrogant, you will read it badly."

"Where have you been?"

Yu Qian hesitated:

"My bit..."

"Didn't it all fall on the duckweed?"

This echoes the previous baggage.

The audience also gave a loud voice to the face-saving Haha.

Only Lin Qingfeng persisted:
"Is it plausible?"

"Do you understand the rules of pairing?"

"There is a number to a number, and an innumerable to an innumerable."

"If I said Thousand Layers of Waves in the first couplet, then you are okay with Wandiankeng."

"Now I'm in trouble, why do you want to fight Wandiankeng, huh?"

"If you know it, be right, if you don't know, don't be right."

"The old saying goes well, 'Knowing what you know is knowing, what you don't know is knowing what you don't know, that's knowing; don't worry about what others don't know, and worry about people who don't know! It's what you want!'"

Yu Qian was helpless:

"Listen, he's on fire again."

Lin Qingfeng was angry:
"I can't finish it, the more I think about it, the angrier I get!"

"I really want to give you a call..."

Before finishing speaking, Yu Qian interrupted: "What? Hitting someone?"

Lin Qingfeng flinched:
"I'm afraid I can't beat you."

"I want to scold you..."

Yu Qian said coolly: "This is a TV station, how dare you curse the street?"

Lin Qingfeng lamented:
"I have lost my identity as a cultural person."

"If I don't beat you or scold you, it's hard to get rid of the hatred in my heart..."

"me……"

He just turned his face away as if he was pissed off.

This end became Yu Qian's performance venue.

Yu Qian smiled wryly at the audience and said:
"You said I was provoking someone to provoke me."

"Forget it, there is no way."

"Say a few good words, beg him, and send him away."

When Lin Qingfeng heard this, he turned his head around again, and said loudly, "It can't be finished!"

Yu Qian patted his chest:
"Ah ho! I'm startled."

"You, calm down, don't be as knowledgeable as me."

"I can't speak, so you treat me like a child."

When Lin Qingfeng heard it, he raised his eyes and glanced up and down at Yu Qian, and sneered:

"What? You said you were a child?"

"Children? Hmph, you can't compare."

Yu Qian wondered: "Why can't I compare?"

Lin Qingfeng said, "That's an ancient man."

As soon as this sentence comes out.

The whole audience cheered up.

As soon as they heard the word ancients, they knew that Guankou was coming.

Their expressions all changed, not to mention everyone sat up straight from the back of their chairs.

It can be said that Lin Qingfeng's Guankou was given the greatest respect.

Lin Qingfeng also saw it on the stage, and he raised his eyebrows:
"Let me tell you, listen. I was thinking—when——"

Yu Qian interrupted: "What is thinking about the beginning?"

Lin Qingfeng glanced at him: "It's just—it's not about the present."

Yu Qian nodded: "Oh, it's the past!"

Lin Qingfeng began to recite:

"Wen Yanbo of the Great Song Dynasty, children had the wisdom to fill holes and float balls. Sima Wengong, there was a plan to save children by breaking the urn."

"Kong Rong of the Han Dynasty gave up pears at the age of four and knew the courtesy of humility; Huang Xiang warmed the table and served his relatives at the age of nine."

"Tang Liuyan was promoted to Hanlin at the age of seven, and Qin Ganluo became the prime minister at the age of 12."

"Wu Zhouyu studied literature at the age of seven, and practiced martial arts at the age of nine. At the age of 13, he was appointed as the commander of the navy and took charge of the military power of six counties and 81 states."

"Using bitter meat, offering serial rings, sacrificing the east wind, borrowing eagle feathers, and burning warships, Cao Cao almost died in the south of the Yangtze River."

"Even with the help of Wolong and Fengchu, Zhou Yu can still be regarded as the leader among children."

After Guankou finished speaking, Lin Qingfeng looked at Yu Qian proudly:

"The children I mentioned, who do you compare to, Your Excellency?"

The audience responded enthusiastically.

"I'll go, it's been a long time."

"It's such an awkward sentence, why does Lin Qingfeng feel that it takes no effort to say it."

"It's so rhythmic, and it also rhymes. I declare that this is China's black fear!"

"I'm dying of laughter. My brother just told me that he has the material for his composition. Before I finished laughing, I realized that all the talented netizens have even more funny ones. Thank you. My happiness is all given by you."

Yu Qian had a bitter face:

"This... I can't compare with any of these."

"Don't just say all the good things! You didn't even mention the one who peed on the kang."

When Lin Qingfeng saw him like this, he said, "What did you say that the rain hit the duckweed ten thousand spots?"

Yu Qian couldn't help having a headache, regretting why he was arguing with others.

He just smiled and said:

"Didn't I tell you? Don't be angry with me. I don't understand anything. I'm just such a rude person. Don't tell me..."

He was interrupted by Lin Qingfeng before he could say two words:

"What? What do you say you are?"

Yu Qian's face was full of blankness: "I said, I'm a rude person."

Lin Qingfeng shook his head and said contemptuously:
"This rude person, you can't compare."

Yu Qian was puzzled and said, "What's the matter? I can't compare to rude people?"

(End of this chapter)