Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 185 is over

Lin Qingfeng's voice was very nice when he spoke.

Make people want to listen.

Not to mention that when he speaks Guankou, he uses skills.

That's even more fascinating.

"Later, Chen Youliang used the plan of the Chinese Yunlong to send troops to Yushan."

"When the army started, Zhang Dingbian wore a hemp crown on his head, wore heavy filial piety, and held a mourning stick in his hand. He knelt down in front of his horse, mourning deeply."

"Chen Youliang ignored him and urged the horse to leave."

"The large group of people came to Yushan, and a gong clanged loudly, and the sound of killing was loud, and most of the people in Jiujiang were killed or injured."

"Chen Youliang threw away his helmet and took off his armor. He was bruised all over his body and fled to Jiujiangkou. There is a big river in front of him and pursuers behind him."

"'Look at the lonely king dying here', before the words are finished, a flat boat arrives quietly, and the bow of the boat stands upright."

"It was the loyal old general Zhang Dingbian who said, 'My lord, don't panic, a foolish person is here to pick you up.'"

This is another passage of seven hundred characters.

After Lin Qingfeng finished speaking in one breath, he turned to look at Yu Qian:
"A loyal and foolish person, how can you compare?"

Yu Qian was helpless, wiped his face and said:

"It can't be compared, it can't be compared."

"I, I'm just a fool..."

Lin Qingfeng suddenly became energetic again:
"Stupid! You can't compare."

Yu Qian's face turned gray.

I just feel like I can't make it through today.

Lin Qingfeng only said calmly:
"Back then, when Chu and Han were fighting each other, the overlord of the Chu Kingdom, whose surname was Xiang, whose name was Ji, and whose name was Yu, had double pupils, and had eight thousand soldiers under his command.

"It's all because when Liu Bang attended the banquet at the Hongmen Meeting, Xiang Bo and Xiang Zhuang drew their swords and danced into the Hongmen banquet, and danced their swords in front of the banquet."

"Thanks to the general Fan Kuai, Liu Bang was saved. From then on, Zhang Liangyue visited Han Xin, and Han Xin came to the stage to pay homage to him."

"Cultivate plank roads in the open, cross Chen Cang secretly, outsmart the three passes, Jiuli Mountain, lay in ambush from all sides, and trap the Overlord."

"The Overlord lost his chance and was defeated. When he was defeated, the Wujiang River was blocking the way, and Han Xin was chasing after him. When he looked up, he saw a small fishing boat coming in the middle of the river."

"The overlord nodded his hand and called out: 'Fisherman, you will cross the river alone, and I will give you a thin silver gift.'"

While Lin Qingfeng said Guankou, he also counted the time.

Although I have thought about selling my strength.

But Lin Qingfeng has already said the sixth passage, and the time is estimated to be four to five ten minutes.

He also knew that this was a competition after all, and he might have to record something else after the competition.

You can't take too long by yourself.

So while taking a breath, he tapped the table three times.

This is the secret signal set by Lin Qingfeng and Yu Qian in advance.

Knocking on the table three times means that after the end of this guankou, it will not continue, but will be finished.

After knocking on the table, Lin Qingfeng was not distracted at all:
"The fisherman said: 'Your men are tall, horses and guns are sinking, but my boat is narrow, it is difficult to cross people with spears and horses, and it is difficult to cross people with spears and horses.'"

"The overlord said: 'What's the difficulty? First cross the river with the spears and horses of the lonely family, and then it will not be too late to cross the lonely family.'"

"The fisherman heard that the boat docked, the guns were put on the boat, the horses were pulled into the boat, and the boat was set aside with one pole. The boat was about several feet away from the river bank."

"The fisherman said: 'Hey! Listen to Xiang Yu: I am not a fisherman, but a general under Marshal Han.'"

"According to the general's order and plan, come to steal your guns and horses. Those who want you to be a general have no guns, no horses, no soldiers, and are alone. Do you want to fall into the hands of Marshal Han?"

"Hearing this, the overlord stomped his feet and beat his chest: 'I regret not listening to my father Fan Zeng's words, but today I am defeated like this, it seems that I am a muddy person.'"

"Tell me, this Overlord Xiang Yu, a fool, can you compare?"

Yu Qian accepted Lin Qingfeng's secret signal, so he took advantage of the opportunity to admit his mistake:
"It's incomparable."

Before Lin Qingfeng could continue, Yu Qian immediately said:
"I figured it out, he, why did he spend so much effort?"

Lin Qingfeng turned to look at him in surprise: "Why?"

Yu Qian was very straightforward:
"I admit my mistake to you and apologize to you."

"You are a man of great culture, but I am blind."

"sorry Sorry!"

Lin Qingfeng felt relieved:
"Isn't it over already?"

"Since you know you're wrong, then copy the passages I said eight hundred times."

This request is too unreasonable.

Yu Qian was stunned for a moment, before saying, "Fuck you."

The two bowed and stepped off the stage, which was considered to be the end of the performance.

When the host passed them by, he was also a little shocked.

After all, since the start of this competition, this is the first cross talk performance that lasted more than 10 minutes and nearly an hour.

And the audience actually listened carefully.

None of them got distracted or ran out to use the bathroom.

Even herself.

Because the host has to wear high heels, the host usually rests in the waiting room for five to six minutes after each presentation.

Avoid sore feet.

But today, she took off her shoes and stood at the entrance to listen to the whole process.

That's when I heard Yu Qian was submissive.

She realized that this time was different from the previous few times, and put on her shoes in time.

So as not to cause a live broadcast accident.

Even though he was heart-stirring, the host didn't show it at all.

Step up to the stage with dignity and grace to announce the program and actors for the next show.

Not to mention such a long cross talk, it shocked the audience, even the actors in the backstage and the judges sitting in the front row.

After all, since the establishment of the Music Association, in the past ten years, everyone has been accustomed to the new cross talk of the Music Association.

The biggest feature of the new cross talk is not its educational significance, but its shortness.

These cross talks are all going to the TV show.

A show lasts two to three hours, and more than a dozen programs will be included.

Naturally, it is impossible to give you too much time.

After all, people still mainly support TV stars.

Therefore, everyone has only heard cross talk for more than ten minutes for a long time.

It was after Lin Qingfeng was born.

These five games.

No show of his is less than 10 minutes.

Minimum 25 minutes for that boast residence.

The rest is half an hour to go up.

There was even a five 10-minute show today.

Lin Qingfeng didn't know how shocking these people were.

Otherwise he will tell them.

Accept your unseen appearance.

This is because he only talked about six people and then stopped.

If the eight screens of the whole book are taken out, it will take at least an hour and a half to start.

But after five or ten minutes, even Lin Qingfeng was exhausted.

Two people got off the stage, one took a bottle of mineral water, and leaned against the wall to drink water.

After drinking a bottle, I was relieved.

Backstage, they were greeted with applause from the actors.

Of course, part of it is true feeling, and part of it is reluctant.

But this is the first time they have been treated this way.

Those few people who are sincere and full of face are so awesome, I also want to learn from Guankou.

(End of this chapter)