Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 19 This is the basic skill!
Gao Shan cupped his hands at the audience underground, and said respectfully:

"Everyone, the first two sentences are just a joke. For those of us who are really learning cross talk, we must pay attention to this tongue twister to say it quickly and clearly!"

"This tongue twister is not meant to be accompanied by a guitar or piano, nor is it to hang your voice with an opera accent."

"It's just watching the training of a cross talk actor."

"I will talk a little bit today and show you my basic skills!"

With the first few quick and clear tongue twisters as a base, the audience applauded one after another!

If the front is just a joke.

How good can a formal tongue twister be?
Gao Shan raised his hand and lightly checked his sleeve.

Slowly said:
"Say,"

"Suzhou has a Su beard."

"Huzhou has a bearded comb."

"Su Huzi from Suzhou borrowed the comb from Huzhou Huzhou to comb his beard."

"Yan Yuanyan lives in front of the mountain,"

"Behind the mountain lives Yan Yanyuan."

"The two came to compare eyes, and I don't know if Yan Yuan's eyes are rounder than Yan Yuan's eyes, or whether Yan Yuan's eyes are rounder than Yan Yuan's round eyes."

Gao Shan's voice is getting faster and faster.

The voice is still clear.

The entire theater was silent, and all the audience listened carefully to Gao Shan's tongue twister.

"In front of the mountain lived a man with thick legs, and behind the mountain lived a man with thick legs. The two came to compare their legs, but they didn't know whether Cui's legs were thicker than Cui's legs, or the one with thicker legs. Thick legs."

“山前有44个小狮子，山后有44棵死涩柿子树。山前那44个小狮子吃了山后边44棵死涩柿子树的涩柿子，　山前那44个小狮子让山后边44棵死涩柿子树的涩柿子给涩死了！”

After a slight change of breath, Gao Shan's voice was as fast and loud as exploding firecrackers!
At this time, the audience who were watching the live broadcast also listened carefully, for fear that they might miss any of the details.

The sound continues from the stage:

"A lama came from the south, holding a five-jin tǎ in his hand. A dumb man came from the north, with a horn in his waist. The lama who held the tǎ in the south wanted to exchange the tǎ for a horn in the north. The dumb horn. The dumb don’t want to exchange the horn for the lama’s tama. The lama insists on changing the other horn. The lama played the trumpet. I don’t know whether the lama of Tila Tama played the dumb one of Don’t trumpet or the lama of Tila Tama played the trumpet of the dumb one!”

"The lama stewed the sole at home. The dumb man played the trumpet!"

A large section of tongue twisters was finished almost in one breath!
The audience present were fascinated.

It wasn't until several seconds of silence that he suddenly reacted.

"it is good!"

"awesome!"

"It turns out that you have to have the ability to talk about cross talk!"

The audience below praised this tongue twister one after another, and gave warm applause to Gao Shan on the stage.

In addition to appreciation, I am also more and more curious about this cross talk garden.

In this garden, how could one come out so unusual?

Some of the audience below were curious and asked directly to the stage:

"What you're talking about, do you know how to talk about cross talk?"

Gao Shan replied:
"Yes, at least everyone in our garden knows it!"

The audience was amazed again, and an audience member asked again:
"Then what is the truth, will you do it too?"

Gao Shan shook his head:

"I just heard this two days ago, but we now have lines in our hands."

"I dare not say it now."

The audience below held up their mobile phones and continued to ask:
"I see that you speak so neatly, so don't you say the best here!"

Gao Shan shook his head with a smile.

He said seriously to the audience who asked the question:
"It's not me who said the best tongue twister, but our class leader!"

"These tongue-twister lines of mine were all given to us by our class leader!"

"To put it bluntly, our class leader knows all kinds of cross talk homework!"

This sentence caused an uproar!
The whole theater suddenly became excited, and asked the stage one after another:

"What else can your class leader do?"

"Then you are all his apprentices?"

"How old is your class leader this year? What's his name?"

"Do you know any ditties or something?"

A bunch of questions were mixed together, and the whole theater felt chaotic.

Gao Shan raised his voice and said:
"Everyone, I'm just a crosstalk talker here. If you ask me about the personal affairs of the class leader, how would you know?"

"Would you like to ask me? Ask if I lack a girlfriend?"

This gag made the audience below laugh out loud.

Gao Shan said a few more words on the stage, and then he got off the stage.

Although there was no one on the stage, the enthusiasm of the audience to discuss became more and more enthusiastic.

Xiaotuantuan and Damei, who had already arrived, were excitedly discussing the new news they had just heard.

Xiao Tuantuan's eyes glowed, and he said excitedly:

"Just now the actor said that the class leader can do everything!"

"Bravo!"

Dumb girl was also a little excited, but she didn't show it obviously.

After thinking for a while, he replied to Xiao Tuantuan:

"I only know that cross talk is about talking, learning and singing. It should be that you are familiar with these four subjects, right?"

Xiaotuantuan was puzzled, and replied:
"Learning to sing? So familiar! I really like listening to 'rap'."

Damei patted Xiao Tuantuan's head angrily, and said:
"This talking about learning to sing is not rap, but it seems to be singing, and learning what an animal is called, right?"

Xiao Tuantuan covered his head aggrievedly, and said resentfully:

"I'm going to be beaten stupid by you!"

Then he asked in confusion:

"However, it's not a big deal to learn how to sing or how to call a cat, right?"

The dumb girl thought for a while and replied:
"There should be something different, like we don't know the tongue twisters just now."

"That's right, then again, did you record it?"

Xiao Tuantuan put down his hand covering his head, and said with a full face of certainty:
"Recorded! I'll send it to you later!"

Dumb girl exhaled softly and said:

"Let's chat more later and use less mobile phones, otherwise I'm afraid that the battery will not be enough during the live broadcast."

Xiao Tuantuan waved his hand and said boldly:
"It's okay, I brought three charging treasures!"

Dumb Girl looked at Xiao Tuantuan in surprise, and said with satisfaction:
"It's rare that you actually thought of bringing a power bank, not bad! You're really thoughtful!"

Xiao Tuantuan lowered his head in embarrassment and said:

"But I only brought a data cable."

Dumb Girl: "???????"

Looking at the dazed girl, Xiao Tuantuan said aggrievedly:
"I don't know you didn't bring it?"

Dumb Girl: "!!!!!!"

(End of this chapter)