Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 2

In the Qingyun Pavilion Theater, there was only Xiao Tuantuan sitting alone at the beginning of the performance.

Xiao Tuantuan is a big anchor with tens of millions of fans.

But she doesn't like to listen to cross talk.

passing by today,

Just in time to see the entrance of the theater, there is an old man in a coat, looking very elegant, soliciting guests:
"Tea forty, free cross talk!"

Xiao Tuantuan took out his mobile phone and scanned the QR code to pay.

Anyway, I came here to have a rest and drink tea, so it doesn't matter if I don't watch a show or something.

After a few minutes.

The announcer came out and announced the name of the first cross talk show.

The two comedians came out, bowed to Xiao Tuantuan first, and started the performance.

Xiao Tuantuan was listening to the cross talk while looking at the surrounding environment curiously, as if wondering why there were no other people around.

However, Xiao Tuantuan soon stopped caring about the surrounding environment.

The cross talk actors above perform something completely different from other cross talk styles,

All kinds of baggage, jokes, and homophonic stalks come as soon as you open your mouth.

Xiao Tuantuan involuntarily immersed himself in the cross talk, and laughed out loud after being teased by the jokes.

Xiao Tuantuan laughed so hard that he could barely stand up!

At this moment, an inexplicable phone ringing suddenly echoed in the theater.

hear this ringtone,

Xiao Tuantuan's smiling face couldn't help but froze.

broken!

I forgot to mute my phone!
This is a big taboo when watching a show!

The actors on the stage also closed their mouths tacitly and looked at the audience.

Xiao Tuantuan hurriedly clasped his hands together to apologize to the actors on stage, and quickly took out the phone from his pocket to hang up.

As soon as I took it out, I found out that it was a call from the studio assistant.

Xiao Tuantuan was taken aback for a moment, and smiled awkwardly at the stage.

I am very sorry and said to the stage:

"That... I have an important call... Can you answer it?"

The actors on the stage were silent for a while when they heard the ringtone of the mobile phone echoing in the theater.

Then he smiled and said:

"Yes, yes! But after answering the call, you have to continue to work hard!"

"Let me tell you, we have a lot of people behind the scenes, otherwise you wouldn't be able to leave!"

After listening to this sentence.

Xiao Tuantuan was overjoyed.

The laughing flowers trembled.

The audience below laughed happily.

But the actors on the stage held back their tears.

Only one viewer...

When did cross talk fall to such a low level?

If it weren't for Team Leader Lin's insistence, the Yandu of Nuoda might not even have the last cross talk garden.

But even if you persist like this, how long can you persist?

The two actors silently arranged the fan towels on the stage, waiting for the audience to finish their calls.

Xiao Tuantuan under the stage whispered on the phone.

"Hello? What are you doing?"

"I know, it will be today, just rest assured."

"What am I doing now? I spent 40 yuan to hire someone to do cross talk for me in a theater with hundreds of people!"

"I won't lie to you, let's go, hang up!"

After the phone call, Xiao Tuantuan apologized to the stage:

"I'm sorry! I really bothered you."

The actors on the stage really didn't take it seriously, and quickly adjusted their posture and continued to finish the cross talk.

After two more performances, the announcer came out.

Bowing towards the bottom one, he said:
"This audience, our program has ended."

Xiao Tuantuan nodded, indicating that he already knew.

Originally, I just wanted to drink a cup of tea, take a rest and leave.

I didn't expect to be immersed in it all at once, which wasted a lot of time.

He even missed his own live broadcast time.

Looking at the empty small garden around, Xiao Tuantuan felt that he had discovered a hidden treasure.

The cross talks in this cross talk garden are not at the same level as those on TV!
Looking at the time, there was no one around.

Xiao Tuantuan reached out and clicked on the live broadcast software on his phone, and started today's live broadcast.

As soon as the broadcast started, all the comments below popped up.

"Ah! Did you oversleep again!"

"I'm so touched. I was only two hours late this time, much earlier than the usual late time."

"Little Tuantuan, are you confused again? When did you change your name to Hu Tutu!"

"What is the anchor doing? In an old theater? Did he go out with a boyfriend?"

"Heh bah! I just believe that humans will turn into monkeys, but I don't believe that Xiao Tuantuan will find a boyfriend!"

"This place seems to be some old theater that set up a stage? The anchor still has this hobby?"

Xiao Tuantuan greeted with a smile, and explained to the audience:
"I'm listening to cross talk!"

As soon as Xiao Tuantuan finished speaking,
The comments below have left messages:

"Are you crazy? What's the point of cross talk!"

"I don't even want to watch something for free. What's so good about cross talk."

"It's over, the anchor has been drugged by others, and his mind is completely stupid."

"I just guessed that you had a mental problem before, but I didn't expect you to have a problem!"

"Is there still people who listen to cross talk now? If you don't say that I have forgotten that there is such a traditional art!"

"I have heard the cross talk tickets given by others before, and after listening to them, there is only one point worthy of praise, that is, the announcement is pretty good."

"Anchor, if you are kidnapped, just blink!"

Xiao Tuantuan hasn't had time to explain how different this cross talk garden is.

There was a sound of footsteps in my ears.

Footsteps fell on the steps and the stage, making a muffled sound.

Every step makes people feel very stable!

Xiao Tuantuan involuntarily raised his head to look at the stage,

A figure is walking from the side door to the middle.

Xiao Tuantuan looked at the handsome young man on the stage in a python-patterned gown with shining eyes.

Can't help blurting out:

"So handsome!"

This sentence directly caused an uproar in the live broadcast room!

"Quick! Turn the camera around! There is a handsome guy who wants to share with his good sister!"

"Come, come, come! I want to see who can compare my looks with me!"

"There are really handsome guys! I want to see, I want to see!"

Xiao Tuantuan looked at the stage and subconsciously raised his phone to take a picture of the handsome guy.

Only then did I see the comment below.

Tap with your finger to switch the lens.

Lin Qingfeng on the stage, of course, also saw the behavior of this audience.

I just thought she was just taking pictures, so I didn't take it to heart, but smiled friendly instead.

This smile blew up the entire comment section of the live broadcast room!
Countless girls who were watching the live broadcast were screaming excitedly!
"Really handsome!"

"I want to take a screenshot! My new male god has appeared!"

"Quick! Tell me where! I'm going to find my boyfriend!"

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! You are so handsome when you smile!"

The liveliness in the studio was extraordinary,
At this time, Lin Qingfeng began to speak.

"Thank you for the audience's support, and today I will send you an extra little song."

"The name of this short song is - Big Truth."

(End of this chapter)