Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 496 Can't hear

"Yesterday, it was cloudy and cold in the Wei River, and the clams that came out of the water were drying on the beach. The snipe and hawk fell half-suspended, with their wings and feathers folded down..."

"It's okay, it's okay." Mr. Zhang called to stop before he could finish singing.

Look at Lin Qingfeng and Gao Feng, sitting with expressionless faces.

Yang Haoxiang's heart beat faster all of a sudden, and he called to stop before he finished singing, he was the only one!

Could it be that his singing is so ugly?

"Hahahaha!" A burst of arrogant laughter came from the auditorium.

Although Yang Haoxiang's eyes are small, they focus the light, and he can see at a glance that it is the Jarhead named Zhang Yunlei!

He will leave his fellow apprentices and sit next to a beautiful woman.

As soon as the beauty heard Zhang Yunlei's burst of laughter, she immediately turned around and blocked his mouth with her palm.

Killed a bigger laugh in his throat.

All this was not only seen by Yang Haoxiang, but also by the admissions teachers.

The smile in Lin Qingfeng's eyes was overflowing!

Of course he knew what was going on.

If you talk about who has the best cross talk skills in Qingyun club, Zhang Yunlei may not be the one with the four subjects of "talking, learning and singing".

But when it comes to the subject of "singing", Zhang Yunlei is the number one!

There are many people in Zhang Yunlei's family who are engaged in quyi work, such as his cousin Qin Hui, so he has been deeply influenced since childhood.

Especially in terms of intonation, Zhang Yunlei has shown advantages that are different from ordinary people since he was a child.

So he accepted Zhang Yunlei not entirely because of Qin Hui's relationship, in fact, it was more because of Zhang Yunlei's own characteristics that attracted Lin Qingfeng.

The lyrics of Taiping are the basics of cross talk, and Lin Qingyun naturally passed on his skills in this area to Zhang Yunlei.

"Snipe and Clam Fighting" is one of the passages that Zhang Yunlei is good at.

Yang Haoxiang sang all the right words, but none of them were in tune, no wonder Zhang Yunlei laughed wantonly.

But when he saw Qin Hui sitting next to him, he panicked and covered his brother's mouth tightly. It was the first time he had seen that kind of little cat stretching out its paws to scratch someone!

Very cute!Very cute!
Looking back at Yang Haoxiang who was still standing there blankly, Lin Qingfeng asked one more question: "Besides the lyrics of Taiping, what else can I sing?"

If this small-eyed child is born lacking in pitch, then he can only draw a cross.

"Um. Can I sing a pop song?"

"Okay. Which song do you want to sing?"

""Can't Hear"."

"I said, do you want to sing that song?!" Lin Qingfeng raised his voice.

"'Can't hear'."

"...Well. My student, I know that you are eager to learn cross talk, but if you have hearing problems, it will be very, very hard for you to learn in the future."

"What? What hearing? My hearing is fine."

"Then you keep saying you can't hear."

"Oh. Teacher, I said the song I want to sing is called "Can't Hear"."

"..."

Lin Qingyun almost rolled his eyes.He saw the apprentices squatting on both sides of the examination room, their faces flushed with suppressed laughter!

Especially biscuits!They all fell to the ground!
"Then you start."

"In the lonely night of the night/angry and angry at myself/weak phone calls you again/I want to hear the air over there/what exciting topics/you are still gentle and give me a tactful distance/my voice is laughing and crying Do you know on the other side of the phone/If the world is so big, why do I have to forget you and have nowhere to escape/My voice is laughing and crying? Do you know on the other side of the phone/If the world is so small, why can’t you hear my sincerity? arrive……"

Not to mention, Yang Haoxiang's little milk voice still sounds special.There is really no problem with the pitch of this song.

After singing, several admissions teachers made symbols on the candidate information sheets in their hands.

Lin Qingfeng took the time to whisper to Uncle Qian beside him: "Not bad, I don't even know this."

Yu Qian leaned over and had fun.

Yang Datong motioned for Yang Haoxiang to return to his seat.

During the period, some candidates left the auditorium after the test, but more candidates sat back to their original seats after the test, and they wanted to hear how their competitors did in the test.

In such a huge examination room, in addition to facing the examiners, there are more onlookers on the scene. If you want to perform as usual, it really tests the psychological quality of the candidates.

Several candidates were interviewed one after another.

There are also several candidates who are too nervous, and some of them can drop the board on the ground during the test.

The last student came to the stage, graceful and unflinching.

His name is Li Jun.

He is not tall, wears black-rimmed glasses, and is gentle.It doesn't look like I came to learn cross talk, but it looks like I'm here to apply for a job in accounting.

I didn't expect it! I didn't expect it!
Just such a Li Jun who looks like a scholar, the performance of the exam seems to be a different person!

His test item is a piece of libretto by Tong Shantian, the landlord of the opera film "Arrow Shaft by the River".Also slightly modified:
"Yo!~~Who is so bad, let me spread rumors, talk nonsense, chew your tongue badly, you are worth a knife if you can't die, and you will give birth to a cat in your next life, harming people and morality, I will not forgive you!"

Although the libretto is not long, Li Jun's performance is very rich!

A gentleman full of righteousness suddenly became a showman!
She twisted her waist and pulled out a white silk handkerchief from her sleeve.

As soon as the veil was waved, she immediately transformed herself into a female character, and her voice was also deliberately adjusted.

She vividly embodies the appearance of a landlady wife!

"Hey! This 'learning' and 'singing' are both good!" Yu Qian applauded first.

Originally, Li Jun had also made up his mind. After watching the performances of the previous candidates, it was his turn to play, and the teachers were also tired.

If you have nothing special, it is estimated that it will be difficult to impress the teacher.

So he made a slant with his sword, and came up with a humorous counter-string.

This performance made the audience in the audience give warm applause while laughing.

At this point, this internal recruitment is all over.

Guests and parents, as spectators, also saw the actual situation of the candidates.

Those candidates who originally had no qualifications but wanted to come in based on connections, performed in public, and retreated in spite of the difficulties.As for the parents, there is nothing to say.

And the disciples who had just held the announcement ceremony also saw that some of these candidates were about to become juniors, and their strength should not be underestimated, which only increased a little pressure.

After Qingyun Club sent away all the guests and examinees, the day's work in the training base was not over yet.

It's just that everyone changed the venue and came to the big classroom of the teaching building for today's summary meeting.

Lin Qingfeng only focused on two things.

One is to announce the list of apprentices who will stay in the training base for further study.

As for the disciples who are not on the list, they can continue to be on stage in the theater.But if the training base needs it, these disciples also need to come back to give lectures to the juniors.

The second is about this admissions exam!

(End of this chapter)