Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 510 Ruth and Jack

"Then let's start reading!" Luan Yunping opened the note and slowly read the words on it, "Singing 'Call Xiao Fan' while eating the cake!"

"Wow! This is so difficult!"

"Originally, this 'Called Xiao Fan' has a high tune, and you still want to sing while eating cake?"

"Ghost idea!"

There was a lot of discussion, and everyone really wanted to see how Uncle Qian sang 'Call Xiaofan' while eating cake.

Uncle Qian has a bitter face.

If Lin Qingfeng sang this "Called Xiao Fan", there would be no problem at all.

It's not that I can't do it myself, but I smoke a lot on weekdays, and my throat gradually becomes smoky.

It is indeed a bit of a struggle to sing in such a high key.

The key is!Have to eat cake and sing!
"Whose idea is this! Don't let me know, I will definitely pull your ears!" Uncle Qian took the microphone, pretending to be angry on purpose.

Everyone pushed Mrs. Qian out and asked her to take a plate of cakes to feed Uncle Qian.

The old couple first fed everyone a mouthful of dog food on the stage.

With the cake in his mouth, Uncle Qian puffed out his chest and tucked in his belly, and sang: "When I saw the princess stealing the arrow, I couldn't help but feel happy. I stood at the gate of the palace and called~~Xiao~~Fan~~!"

It really made Uncle Qian sing it!

It is because of the cake in my mouth that I am a little stuttering.

Amidst the applause from the audience, Uncle Qian and Sister Qian stepped down and took their seats.

"Uncle Qian made a sample for us! It's not bad!" Luan Yunping praised Uncle Qian for his outstanding performance, "Let's continue next! The next one I'll see, please ask Aunt Yu to turn the dial for us!"

So Mrs. Qian was invited to the stage again.

Hula la, the turntable is spinning.

The pointer moved across the names again, and finally landed on the three words "Lin Qingfeng"!
"Wow wow wow! The class leader of our Qingyun club! I invite master!"

Lin Qingfeng didn't expect that it was his turn in the second round, and he walked onto the stage under the encouragement of Qin Hui's eyes.

On weekdays, although Lin Qingfeng can't be called serious and scary, most of the time he is working is still unsmiling.

Although during this period of time, he became much more amiable, but in the end he still looked like a master in front of the disciples.

Seeing that the turntable turned the master out, all the disciples crowded under the stage.

What kind of lottery will Lin Qingfeng draw?

He also fiddled with the lottery box a few times with his hand, fumbling around, and found one that seemed to be folded very squarely.

As soon as Luan Yunping finished the note, he said, "Compared with the little frog just now, the person who filled out this note should be a little older and calmer."

After opening the note, Luan Yunping asked Mrs. Qian to read the words on it: "Make an opening poem on the spot!"

"Hey! This can just fall into our master's bowl!"

Lin Qingfeng also smiled slightly. It's not easy to set up a poem, so he just opened his mouth.

"August Mid-Autumn Festival with white dew, people on the road are desolate; small bridges and flowing water are fragrant with sweet-scented osmanthus, day and night I think about it day and night; I can't find peace in my heart, so I read the article early in the morning; ten years of hard work in the study room shows my talent and Gao Zhiguang!"

"Okay!" Sure enough, he was worthy of being the leader of Qingyun Club, and everyone admired him.

After easily fixing the turntable once, Lin Qingfeng exited easily.

Next up is the third round.

This time, Luan Yunping invited Mr. Gao Feng's lover to transfer.

As a result, the turntable stopped at the name "Lin Qingfeng" and did not move!
"It seems that Master is going to score twice!" Luan Yunping called Lin Qingfeng loudly, "Let's see what lottery Master will draw this time!"

Lin Qingfeng sighed secretly, it was too coincidental that it happened twice in a row.

This time he drew a triangular note from the lottery box.

After opening the content, everyone burst into laughter after listening to Mrs. Gao holding back a smile.

"Invite any female guest on the scene to perform the classic bridge of the bow of "Titanic" in reverse!"

"Me! I wrote it!" Zhang Helun stood up vigorously, and raised his hand to accept the congratulations of everyone.

No need to guess, the female guest invited by Lin Qingfeng must be Qin Hui.

Qin Hui also took the stage for the second time.

But the first time was as a turntable guest, and the second time was as a performer.

The key question is to reverse the string? !
It means that Lin Qingfeng will play the heroine Ruth, and Qin Hui will play the hero Jack.

Lin Qingfeng was exactly one head taller than Qin Hui, if Qin Hui was standing behind him, he would be completely blocked by him!
"Let's add some height to Jack!" Luan Yunping asked someone to move a solid wooden stool, intending for Qin Hui to stand on it.

But standing on the stool alone was a bit dangerous, Lin Qingfeng quickly stood in front of Qin Hui, with his back to her.

As a result, Qin Hui supported Lin Qingfeng's shoulder, which was actually slightly higher than him by more than half a head.

From a visual point of view, this height exactly matches the look in the movie.

"Master, hold Master tight!" The apprentices started booing again.

"Yes! Jack has to hold Rose!"

"Ruth squint!"

This group of apprentices directed the reverse performance of the master and his wife on the stage.

Lin Qingfeng gritted his teeth, these brats!Wait for tomorrow!

But now we have to pass this pass.

Lin Qingfeng stood in the middle of the stage with his hands stretched out in parallel.

Qin Hui didn't hesitate, and put his arms around Lin Qingfeng's waist.He also rested his head on his shoulder.

Now, Lin Qingfeng's resentment just now evaporated!
Hey!The more drama like this, the better!
The poses were arranged, but the two of them couldn't remember the complete lines, so they had to act on the spot.

Qin Hui/Jack: "Give me your hand now and close your eyes."

Lin Qingfeng/Luth: "What are you going to steal from me?"

Qin Hui twisted Lin Qingfeng's waist with his hand, and Lin Qingfeng ouched loudly.

There was already a lot of laughter under the stage.

Qin Hui/Jack: "You have nothing to steal. I tell you not to open your eyes, and you are not allowed to peek!"

Lin Qingfeng/Luth: "How dare I!"

Qin Hui/Jack: "Do you believe me?"

Lin Qingfeng/Luth: "I believe in you. I dare not believe it! If you don't believe me, screw me!"

Sure enough, Qin Hui stretched out his hand and pinched him again.

It was the first time I saw such a relaxed and funny performance by Master, and the audience laughed like crazy again.

Qin Hui/Jack: "Okay, open your eyes. What do you see?"

Lin Qingfeng/Luth: "I saw a group of brats! Whoops! You twist and twist, don't twist all the way!"

"Hahahahahaha!" There was a sea of ​​laughter everywhere.

Several young apprentices rolled on the grass laughing.

"Master and our future mistress, is the performance wonderful?"

"Wonderful!"

"another one!"

"Master! I love you!"

Shout something.But the turntable continues.

Lin Qingfeng came down with Qin Hui's arm, and just as he sat down, he heard Luan Yunping yelling and volunteered to come up to the turntable?

The apprentices who were already crowded in the audience were scrambling to go around.

In the end, the honest Yue Yunpeng was selected by Luan Yunping.

The turntable spun for the fourth time in Yue Yunpeng's hands.

This time it took nearly four or five laps before stopping.

"Lin Qingfeng!" Luan Yunping called out the name for the third time!

(End of this chapter)