Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 60 New Crosstalk Master Song De: On Useless Traditional Crosstalk
Tickets for the small theater are now much faster than before.

After Lin Qingfeng sent out the notice, he received the ticket booking notice.

"Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding!!!"

Swipe's mobile phone alert sounded!

Lin Qingfeng turned on the phone subconsciously and took a look. The comment section of the ticketing platform burst into cheers!
"Yeah! Got it!"

"Thanks to the platform for giving me this opportunity and allowing me to grab tickets. I will resign this afternoon, and no one can stop me from listening to cross talk!"

"The ones upstairs have lost all their money!"

"Beautiful! Thanks to the platform for this reminder! Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to grab it!"

"God is above! This time, I can give my daughter-in-law an explanation!"

"I just feel like I'm a destined person, and I have to come to listen to a cross talk every morning, so who can sell me a ticket?"

"Continue to ask for tickets... I bought the tickets last time, but I didn't expect to get them this time. Tears of sadness are dripping on my Cullinan."

"The local tyrant upstairs, do you want five thousand for a ticket? If you want it, just pretend I didn't say anything."

"I'm in Tianjin, is it too late to go now?"

"Don't talk about it, I just owe money, so I bought it without using my brain. Now I hold the ticket and don't know whether I should get on the train or not."

"Sell me the one upstairs! Don't delay your going out!"

"I want it! Make an offer!"

Lin Qingfeng smiled, looking at this small comment area, he felt like visiting a post bar.

Just when I was about to put down my phone and prepare to eat.

A notification on the phone instantly caught Lin Qingfeng's attention.

"Cross talk master Song De: On the useless traditional cross talk."

Lin Qingfeng frowned!
Is this Song De sick?
Traditional cross talk is useless?

What a joke!
Lin Qingfeng clicked on the push directly, and the link was opened soon.

On Weibo, a video has already had 10,000+ hits.

Subconsciously, I clicked on the comment area first, and the entire comment area was full of compliments!

It's a hype!
"What you said is really well-founded. Traditional cross talk is just useless."

"As expected of a cross talk master, I still have to watch your performance."

"This kind of traditional cross talk should be resisted!"

"Sure enough, all other traditional cross talk is a lie! Only new cross talk is the way out for cross talk!"

"I would like to watch your performance, your performance is much more elegant."

"I think what you said is right, unlike other people who will talk nonsense."

The following series of comments are like this.

Lin Qingfeng opened the video, and the video was only about ten minutes long.

At the beginning of the video, Song De was wearing a coat and sitting on a large chair with a coffee table in front of him.

There is a teapot and several small cups on the coffee table.

Song De first seemed to be pretending to pick up the cup and drank, then put down the cup and looked at the camera with a serious face.

His eyes drifted to the side unconsciously.

After coughing twice, Song De opened his mouth and said:

"Everyone, I have something that I need to tell you."

"It's about the so-called traditional cross talk that has become very popular on the Internet in the past two days."

"Yesterday I posted an article written by myself, and I talked a little bit about my views on traditional cross talk."

"Many people who don't understand, or many people who have been deceived by others, rushed in and scolded me, so I am innocent!"

"After all, I persuaded you with good intentions. It's fine if you don't listen. It's not allowed to curse!"

"Up to now, I can completely tell you that what Lin Qingfeng said is not a traditional cross talk at all!"

"I know and understand the real traditional cross talk."

"After all, I have been in the position of restoring and organizing traditional cross talk for many years, and I definitely have a full understanding of the so-called traditional cross talk."

"Traditional cross talk has too much dross and is very boring."

"I can perform for you a little bit, that is, what Lin Qingfeng said that current actors don't know anything."

After finishing speaking, Song De coughed lightly, and glanced to the side slightly.

Just out of the reach of the camera, two of Song De's apprentices hastily turned on the teleprompter.

The above was published by Song De before.

After the "arranging and restoring" Guankou, the weapon spectrum.

This was indeed sorted out by Song De himself.

It took a whole day to complete this lost Guankou that was "investigated and sorted out over a year".

Song De originally wanted to talk about something that is still preserved, such as reporting the name of the dish or something.

In this case, it can indeed achieve the goal.

But the name of the dish does not show my ability!

Song De thought about it, and thought that otherwise he would say that the ones he "restored and sorted out" were good.

In this case, first, you can make a name for yourself.

Second, you can also explain that you are indeed a cross talk master with research and understanding in Guankou.

As for why this paragraph is said, the reason is very simple.

This weapon spectrum is short enough!

When you say this, it is not easy to be surprised!
If you come to a three- to four-hundred-word passage, it's not easy to fool you if you are a little bald!

A few seconds later, a row of large red letters appeared on the teleprompter.

Song De let out a sigh of relief, and then said sternly:

"Speaking of this weapon spectrum, there are knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks."

"There are big knives, small knives, long knives, short knives and ghost knives."

"There are three broad axes, Fang Tian's painted halberd and oriental halberd, long stick and short nunchaku, mace and nine-section whip, Emei thorn and T-shaped crutch, and five-pronged steel fork with a deadly hook."

Song De heaved a sigh of relief after Dangyouyou finished speaking word by word.

Fortunately, I did not edit too much!

Really save yourself worry!
Song De repositioned his gaze to the front of the camera, and continued shamelessly:

"Everyone, this is the so-called treasure of traditional cross talk."

"Listen, what's the use of this thing? It's useless even for lip service!"

"On this thing, there are still people making money in the name of traditional culture!"

"Who is talking about, everyone should know?"

"Traditional cross talk is worthless!"

"However, let me tell you something, what Lin Qingfeng said is really not a traditional cross talk!"

"Do you think you can talk about Guankou, and say something about Taiping lyrics, which means traditional cross talk?"

"I'm going to say something, so can he know Bai Shasa?"

"He can just say these few words!"

"Aren't these names all recorded for the lost repertoire of this and that?"

"It's nothing to just say a name! If you have the ability to perform one! Perform a weapon that is different from mine!"

"He will not!"

Song De's next step was to criticize the camera.

Lin Qingfeng finished watching the entire video with a blank expression.

I feel even more disdainful!

"But rats, dare to bark!"

(End of this chapter)