Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 96
On the stage, the two continued to talk one after another:

"Standing at the entrance of the hall, he has to shout out!"

Yu Qian promised:
"That needs a voice."

Lin Qingfeng nodded and said:
"That's right. Think about it."

"When your mother thinks,"

"There's a candy seller in my garden."

"Everyone is here, and there is shouting there!"

Yu Qian said:

"Shouting medicine candy?"

Lin Qingfeng didn't wait for other people to have any questions, and opened his mouth to sing:

"Buy medicine candy, who will buy my medicine candy, oranges, bananas, yams, rendan. Buy it, buy it, look, the seller of medicine candy is here again, it tastes like you have eaten it, there is It smells so good, orange mint smells cold, vomits acid water and burps, it’s all right after eating my medicine candy, the boy won’t sell it, the elder one will buy it!”

The clear voice passes through layers of barriers, no matter where the audience sits, this clear libretto is completely sent to the audience's ears.

The audience in the audience cheered again.

Now the eyes of all the audience are exuding a look of excitement!

Jiuyi is in court.

Can you really sing the nine arts? !

You must know that for most people today, let alone nine operas.

It is rare to sing a line or two of Peking Opera!
After all, there are very few people who like traditional art.

If it weren't for all the publicity now, I'm afraid [-]% of people wouldn't be able to name a few types of operas.

The audience is more and more interested in the following plot.

Yu Qian waited for the audience below to finish cheering before continuing his performance:
"This voice is really good!"

Lin Qingfeng also continued:

"Is this okay? Look at your father, he has a good voice, call him!"

"Your mother called him: 'Husband!'"

Yu Qian asked again:
"Hey wait a minute! Why did you change your husband again?"

Lin Qingfeng explained slowly:

"His surname is Zhang, his bow is Zhang, and he is a husband. He is called "Zhang Fu".

But your mother has an accent, 'Husband! '! "

"Come here and talk about it, would you like to?"

Yu Qian asked, "He said?"

Lin Qingfeng replied:
"It's so good!"

Yu Qian laughed:
"Well, it's all about love!"

Lin Qingfeng raised his voice and said:
"Gladly agree, I'm happy. After the enumeration, the number of people is still not enough, and there is still one person with a case."

"Bring the prisoner from the prison to the court, and there is a person with the case."

"Think about it, your mother,"

"I even know a guy who pulls foreign movies!"

"There are a lot of artists here on Tianqiao, everyone is here, and when you look there, they are shouting."

"Look further inside, another layer, above the Qing Dynasty is the Ming Dynasty, and the Ming Dynasty sat sixteen emperors, and the last emperor Chongzhen was not peaceful. Three years of drought and three years of flooding, rice is as expensive as pearls and the price is thrown up. , People who are rich sell mules and horses, people who have no money sell children, men, women and children have suffered misfortune, and a hero named Li Zicheng came out—”

Yu Qian could not help applauding:

"Okay! That's the smell!"

"There is still a need for a torturer to beat people. What should I do? After thinking about it, your mother is happy again."

Yu Qian asked:

" how?"

Lin Qingfeng still spoke in standard Henan dialect:
"I even know someone who runs a dry boat!"

"Wu Qiao Luo Zi runs the dry boat, it sounds good!"

"On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the second younger sister knelt down in front of her elder sister, and the elder sister immediately helped her

Ah, I stepped forward to pull my shirt, reached out and took out the lucky money, what year did my compatriots worship. "

Yu Qian applauded:

"It's so crispy!"

Lin Qingfeng said: "How wonderful this is, your father is happy, call him call him!"

"Your mother called him: 'Man!'"

Yu Qianqian hurriedly stopped him:
"This is not acceptable!"

"No man!"

Lin Qingfeng immediately explained:

"This person is old, talk to your elders about buddies. Old BJ's title, people who are a generation older than you, talk about men!"

Yu Qian suddenly realized: "Oh, this man is talking about it!"

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"Yeah, 'Come on, man!' Come on over and talk about it, wouldn't you? He's glad!"

The two yelled at the same time:
"It's so good!"

Yu Qian then said:
"Can you change your accent?"

Lin Qingfeng asked back: "Hey? How did you do this?"

Yu Qian answered angrily:
"Can I smell like my mother? Don't have this accent!"

Lin Qingfeng continued:
"Everyone is here, but there is only one thing missing, which is the second master who runs around to report things."

"What should I do? Your father was very anxious and asked your mother, "Do you know anyone else?" "

"No more, once your father thinks about it, I'll go out for a private visit!"

"Go find it yourself. Come out along the street, look left, look right, and suddenly there is an old man in his 70s.",

"Ragged, unkempt, with a walking stick in his hand, trembling, trembling, very pitiful."

"Your father is in tears."

Yu Qian also sighed:
" pitiful."

Lin Qingfeng said affectionately:

"Father."

Yu Qian didn't respond immediately:
"Wait a minute and call your father?"

Lin Qingfeng said solemnly:

"This is your grandfather!"

Yu Qian was shocked:
"Is it really him?"

Lin Qingfeng explained:

"It's your grandpa. How many years have we not seen each other? I think back then when I walked out of the mansion in the snow, the father and son broke up, and I saw you again today. The old man begged for food from the street. How did you feel?"

Yu Qian:

"It's really uncomfortable. I think my family had money back then."

Lin Qingfeng said:
"No, I was begging for food back then..."

Yu Qian immediately raised his voice:
"Huh? Then what kind of mansion door is there?"

Lin Qingfeng said in a playful voice:
"Do you live in the temple?"

Yu Qian was also happy:
"Oh, I didn't understand clearly, don't the beggars live in the temple!"

Lin Qingfeng continued to talk:

"It's pitiful to be shivering here. Your father is in tears. Open your mouth."

"It's time to sing..."

"Father, why do you hold a thorn stick?"

Yu Qian immediately reacted:
"Okay! My father, Tan Fuying!"

Lin Qingfeng continued to sing:
"If you have any heartfelt words, please elaborate. Although I am the county magistrate of Qianlie County, how can I compare you to Daddy, who is unkempt and unkempt?"

"My dear father, what happened to you?"

After finishing speaking, Lin Qingfeng immediately changed into an old and hoarse voice and said:

"Sir, give me something to eat!"

Yu Qian regretfully said:
"This doesn't even recognize anyone?"

Lin Qingfeng replied:

"No, I'm used to it."

"It's so loud that the street beats bricks."

"Your father is in tears. Don't do this. Even if you go to my place, it will be fine. Come back with the old man. Everyone is here, and you are ready to take office."

Yu Qian responded: "Go ahead then."

Lin Qingfeng changed his voice, and continued: "There is no oil and salt shop that is closed.After coming, there will be a lawsuit.

(End of this chapter)