Withering cross talk: a piece of truth, mountains and rivers shocked

Chapter 98

Lin Qingfeng picked up the fan and raised his hand, pretending to read a book and said:

"Your father was sitting inside reading official documents, but your grandfather came in from the outside."

Yu Qian said: What do you say?
Lin Qingfeng put on an old and hoarse voice:

"Here comes the lawsuit, do you always read the report?"

"Your father was anxious when he took it over, "Hmph!do not know! "

Yu Qian said: "Nonsense, don't you need to worry if you don't know me?"
Lin Qingfeng said: "Oh, you took it upside down, over here."

Yu Qian said: "Alas."

Lin Qingfeng said: Seeing that this is the case, I have to try it quickly, and give me an order to beat the drums.

Yu Qian said: Come on.

Lin Qingfeng said: "The first job here is the one who shouted."

Yu Qian said, "Shouting hall?"

Lin Qingfeng said: A seller of medicine and candy.Where will he meet?
Yu Qian said: "I don't know what to do?"

Lin Qingfeng said: Use the accent he yelled to use this word.

Yu Qian said, "What's the smell?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Who is in a hurry to lead the case in the classroom, the master will be promoted!"

Yu Qian said: "It still smells like this."

Lin Qingfeng said: Your father was about to leave when your mother came over, "Let me tell you, you are not the material to be an official. Now you will become addicted to drama and let others laugh at you."

Yu Qian said: "What should I do?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "I'm hiding behind the screen in the lobby. If you get addicted to drama, I'll be with my shorts and shorts behind—"

Yu Qian said: What are you doing?

Lin Qingfeng said: "I'll knock on that screen."

Yu Qian said: "Is it Kucha Kucha who knocked on the screen?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "I'm rushing!"

Yu Qian said, "Okay, let's have a snap."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Papa papa, you just stop singing as soon as I knock on the screen."

Yu Qian said: Oh, I won't sing anymore.

Lin Qingfeng said: "Okay, the whole crown and belt turned around and came out, and gave an order to bring the plaintiff."The person who sang Shandong Kuaishu came up from the background, and he had to explain what was going on first.In the past, this Kuaishu actor had a characteristic, no matter what program he sang, the last line was the same,

Yu Qian said, "What are you talking about?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "Wu Song killed a tiger, and I was really tired."

Yu Qian said, "I'm really exhausted."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Wu Song made a big fuss in Feiyun Castle, I was really exhausted. Wu Song fought and killed Ximen Qing, I was really exhausted."

Yu Qian said, "That's all."

Lin Qingfeng said: "It's always this sentence."Bow here, "I've seen the old man." "What's wrong with you, tell me the truth."

Yu Qian said, "Speak,

Lin Qingfeng said: He is afraid of officials, so he took out the board as soon as he stretched out his hand,

Yu Qian said: "Is this for?"
Lin Qingfeng said: Open your mouth and sing.

Yu Qian said: "Just sing."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Don't gossip, the county magistrate will listen carefully. On that day, the villain went out on business, and it was not appropriate to sing the allegro. I came to my house to moles my wife Yu Xiaoqian. I know that woman of mine is not virtuous. So I When I came to Qianlie County, I hope the adults can make a decision,
If you don't make the master, I will definitely treat you as a bastard. It doesn't matter if I am a bastard. I am really tired and panic when I carry the stone tablet. "

Yu Qian said: "Okay, let's return the words."

Lin Qingfeng said: Give an order, "Come on, bring Yu Xiaoqian!" Yu Xiaoqian came up from the ground, wearing a cheongsam,

Yu Qian said: "It's a woman."

Lin Qingfeng said: "I'm still burning my head here!"
Yu Qian said, "Hey!This feature still exists.

Lin Qingfeng said: "Your father looked at it and said, "What kind of injustice is there?"
Yu Qian said: Just say it.

Lin Qingfeng said: "Let's sing."

Yu Qian said: "She also sings?"
Lin Qingfeng said:
"I haven't spoken yet, and the rain and tears are thrown away. I'm so honored to ask you to listen carefully. That day my husband was not at home, and an allegro singer came to make a fuss with my slave. He came in and grabbed the clothes for a while." Laughing vigorously, if he wants to go down with my slave, there is no way to learn from me..."

Yu Qian said: "I'm sorry."

Lin Qingfeng said: "I can't say anything. After your father thinks about it, let's call the Allegro singer up."
Yu Qian said: Let him talk.

Lin Qingfeng said: "Come on, bring Wang Gangdan!"

Yu Qian said: Yes,
Lin Qingfeng said: "For foreign films."Crashing, the chain was put on.

Lin Qingfeng said: Pull the foreign film and shake the chain, "Hey, look inside again, you should be careful, you call Wang Gangdan, you are too heartless, I know when you fight, I recognize who is right and who is wrong Man Zhen. Call Li Yaner, follow me,
Discuss the false and the true together in the classroom, hey. "

Yu Qian said: Well, it still tastes like foreign movies.

Lin Qingfeng said: Wang Gangdan didn't do it, "Why? The iron chain rings, rings, what you are doing is too unfair, whoa, whoa, Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Pagoda, Linglong Pagoda has a thousand floors. A high table with 24 legs..."

Yu Qian said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's okay."

Lin Qingfeng said: "He is solid."

Yu Qian said: "It's porcelain, the master has slept for a while."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Put it in the courtroom, see the master, your father was in a hurry at that time, your father hated this kind of person the most, when he saw him, his eyes became big, his forehead turned green, and he took out two little ones from under the table. The copper hammer comes, hey hey hey hey.

Yu Qian said: "What's wrong with my father, Wang Bajing?"Is this going to show up?
Lin Qingfeng said: No, are you hitting him, are you in a hurry with him?

Yu Qian said, "No hammer is needed."

Lin Qingfeng said: Open your mouth and start singing.

Yu Qian said: "What is it singing?"
Lin Qingfeng said: "When I see the thief angry, I can't help but feel that the official has no name. What is the crime of molesting the women of the people, and what is the reason for shouting at the court? Beat the thief forty sticks, and beat you to death! "

Lin Qingfeng said: Hit!As soon as I said it, the coke on the dry boat broke, but when it came to me, I opened my mouth as soon as I took the board and sang,
Yu Qian said: "He also sings?"
Lin Qingfeng said: "The master ordered you to be beaten, call Wang Gangdan, listen to the root buds, what crime is it for molesting the women of the people, crackling, crackling, crackling, it will make your ass bloom, after you beat the board, let the coolies go." Pa pa pa pa pa pa pa!"

Yu Qian said: "Well, it's really playful!"
Lin Qingfeng said: I really tried my best.Oops, there's a mess in the hall,

Yu Qian said: Yes.

Lin Qingfeng said: "The master is so happy to hold a pen that he's not looking good."

Yu Qian said: "It's outrageous."

Lin Qingfeng said: You can sing and I can,
Yu Qian said: "He sings?"

Lin Qingfeng said: "A layman wants to be a county magistrate, and he can sing Erhuang if he doesn't know how to judge cases."

Yu Qian said: "This is Bangzi accent."

Lin Qingfeng said: "Your mother looked behind the screen, it's outrageous, how can this be a county government office?"

Yu Qian said: "That's it?"

Lin Qingfeng said: This is the Qingyun Theater, this is it.

Yu Qian said, "Oh, here comes Quan Singing."

Lin Qingfeng said: You beat the screen, she forgot about this,
Yu Qian said: Then she?

Lin Qingfeng said: Open your mouth and sing,
Yu Qian said: "How to sing?"
Lin Qingfeng said: "I was shocked when I heard this, and a golden lotus came out of the screen."

Yu Qian said: "Come out."

Lin Qingfeng said: Go outside, your father will see who this is? "What's the matter, who is making noise?" Your grandpa was overjoyed,
Yu Qian said: Say?
Lin Qingfeng said: "Master, that's my wife, hey!"

finished.The two bowed and stepped down.

The audience burst into applause!

(End of this chapter)