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Chapter 131 It's Embarrassing

puff!
Hearing this, Shen Tianlang wished he could pull out a 40-meter machete on the spot and stab Hao Shuang and the other three in front of him to death.

What the hell, I ran all the way here to save the three of you, I thought the gods would come down to the world and save the classmates from danger.

As a result, the group of big men in front of them suddenly said: Is it my fans?
This is fucking embarrassing.

cough cough cough.

"Everyone, I'm really sorry, I think... there must be some misunderstanding here."

Shen Tianlang walked over with an embarrassed face, helped up a big man who had been beaten badly by himself, and expressed his apology.

At first Shen Tianlang thought they were sent by Zhang Zhe, so he killed them without showing any mercy.

Later, after some research, I found out that the whole incident was as follows: when Hao Shuang and others were having dinner in the afternoon, they heard someone talking about the East China Sea magician.

So Hao Shuang stepped forward to show off to everyone out of pretending, saying that the magician they were talking about was his brother.

Anyway, Hao Shuang drank too much, all kinds of bragging

After these people heard that Shen Tianlang was his brother, they wanted to get Shen Tianlang's signature, but Hao Shuang wanted to run away after pretending to be aggressive.

Then this group of people simply tied up Hao Shuang and the others, and called Sheng Tianlang.

That's how the whole thing went.

Even if Hao Shuang ate one more peanut today, it wouldn't be like this.

For a while, after Shen Tianlang's appearance just now, the god descended to earth, and in just a few minutes, many onlookers gathered around to watch the excitement. .

"You, you... are you really that great magician in Donghai?"

One of the big men resisted the pain in his body, came to Shen Tianlang, and asked excitedly.

"Uh... what's the problem?"

For the title of this great magician, Shen Tianlang is really ashamed.

If he hadn't cheated by relying on the system backpack, he would be a great fart.

"Wow, idol, I finally saw you in real life. Not only are you handsome, but you are also so skilled. No wonder you had the courage to jump off a skyscraper in the last live broadcast."

"Yes idol, use my blood to help me sign my name on the clothes, please."

Faced with the enthusiasm of this group of big guys, Shen Tianlang froze in place.

What the hell!

Got beaten up and still need to sign?
Could it be that this is the so-called brain-dead fan?
Originally, Shen Tianlang thought that these people would ask him for medical expenses, compensation, etc., but he didn't expect to say: Let me sign for them?
This is too crazy!
You must know that Shen Tianlang used to see all kinds of stupid fans chasing stars in the entertainment news.

At that time, Shen Tianlang naively thought that some so-called brain-dead fans must be hired by the brokerage company just to hype and attract people's attention.

He didn't know until today when he met these crazy fans.

The fucking reality is stranger than the news.

"Idol, why do you wear blindfolds when performing magic tricks? Is it because you don't want to rely on your face for food?"

"That's right, idol, even if you don't use magic tricks, just sit in front of the live broadcast camera like this, with your godlike appearance, you can definitely support yourself."

"That's right, if your looks can be eaten, I'm not bragging, you can feed the entire planet."

Hearing the extremely exaggerated and flattering words of these big men at the scene, the crowd of onlookers who didn't know the truth gathered more and more.

After all, everyone has heard that Shen Tianlang is handsome and a big star, so it is not unusual for Shen Tianlang's skills just now.

They felt that the situation in front of them must be a movie.

So you stop watching the crowd and move closer to look at Shen Tianlang.

But there is one thing to say, the so-called "star" in front of me is indeed handsome, much handsomer than some of the popular little fresh meats now.

It's just that when everyone's eyes were on Shen Tianlang's face, they didn't remember what the name of this so-called "star" was, and what TV series he had acted in?

"Can I ask weakly, may I ask what happened here in the park?"

"I don't know I just came here."

"It seems to be filming a TV series. That handsome guy is a star, and he is signing autographs for the scene."

"My God, that guy is too handsome, I have to go up and ask for an autograph, what if I can sell it for money?"

The onlookers who didn't know the truth didn't know Shen Tianlang's identity, and they all thought that Shen Tianlang was a popular niche in a certain entertainment circle.

this head.

In order to make up for the mistake just now, Shen Tianlang actively asked everyone to sign.

"Idol... Excuse me, can you still grant me one wish?" A 27-year-old fat house said, holding Shen Tianlang's hand tightly.

Shen Tianlang is helpless.

He sighed deeply in his heart: You said that you have been a salted fish for three years. Wouldn't it be nice to pass through college quietly?
How could she become popular all over the world by turning a magic trick by accident?
I regret that I should have pretended to be that forceful at the beginning.

"What wish?" Shen Tianlang asked.

The other party said: "That's...that is, before my roommate died, I hope to see your magic again. You can just become a little magic trick. I plan to record the video on the spot and send it to my roommate. I hope he can do it sooner. Rest in peace."

Shen Tianlang immediately smiled and said: "No problem, why don't I perform two magic tricks and send you two on the road together!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

Hearing Shen Tianlang's joke, the crowd burst into laughter.

Ok?
"This kid is a magician??"

The onlookers in the distance seemed to hear something.

"Well, I heard it too. Could it be that this guy is the magician who jumped from the skyscraper during the live broadcast a few days ago—the mask in tuxedo?"

"If you don't tell me, I really didn't notice. This guy's coat really looks a bit like the guy's windbreaker from yesterday."

wow.

at the same time.

Shen Tianlang took out the magic hat at this end, threw it up, put it on his head, and indicated that the inside of the hat was empty.

Then, under the eyes of the onlookers at the scene, he took off the hat with his left hand, held the steel pipe with his right hand, and tapped on the brim of the hat.

Afterwards, Shen Tianlang casually threw the magic hat into the sky.

Crash. .

Countless poker cards floated in the air like celestial maidens scattered flowers.

"Wow……"

There was an unprecedented exclamation at the scene.

However, the surprise is not here.

What surprised everyone even more was that instead of falling on the ground, those playing cards spread out one by one, forming a bull in the air, and then turning into a capital letter B.

"Damn it!! It's bull B.."

"Yeah, it's really awesome."

Immediately, there was a burst of awesome shouts in the whole park.

This time the sound was louder than before.

clap clap clap!
All the audience couldn't help applauding.

(End of this chapter)