Chapter 22
"At the beginning, I couldn't find the mouth mushroom, and asked to find it for me, but the result was a series of household registration-style interrogations.
Fortunately, I finally found the mushroom by myself, so I ran away! "
Fang Yu described it vividly, and Lin Ruyun couldn't help laughing.
"It can't be such a coincidence, the aunts should want to find you as their son-in-law!" Lin Ruyun laughed.
"What's so coincidental? Is that so? Nonsense, how did you know?" Fang Yu firmly believed that the aunt must have used him to practice her 'social cow syndrome'!
"Pfft, because I also met an aunt when I went to the vegetable section to look for you. She also asked all kinds of questions, and the situation was exactly the same as what you said. Finally, she asked me if I had a boyfriend. She has a son." Lin Ruyun Holding back a smile, he said.
"The aunt you met didn't ask if you have a girlfriend?"
"No. Maybe it's because I ran away before we got there!" Fang Yu also laughed loudly and patted his chest lightly. "Fortunately, I run fast!"
Hearing what Lin Ruyun said, it is really possible that the aunt is here to find her future son-in-law!
Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would be doomed.
Lin Ruyun couldn't hold back her laughter at Fang Yu's appearance, and now she almost leaned back laughing in the supermarket.
Fang Yu suddenly felt that if he didn't invest, maybe he could become a comedian! ?
"Oh, young man, you are here!" A sudden, unfamiliar and familiar voice reached Fang Yu and Lin Ruyun's ears at the same time.
The smile on Fang Yu's face suddenly froze, and he turned around to see the aunt just now.
Looking at Fang Yu's expression, Lin Ruyun knew at a glance that it must be the aunt Fang Yu was talking about.
"You ran too fast just now. Is there something urgent? I didn't even have time to ask my aunt." The aunt was still the same, with a smile all over her face.
As for Fang Yu, the expression on his face now can be described in one sentence.That is, 'Don't come here'!
"Young man, do you have a girlfriend? If not, Auntie happens to have a daughter. If you do, it doesn't matter, leave a contact information, and find Auntie after we break up!"
Lin Ruyun turned her back to Fang Yu and the aunt, looking at her trembling shoulders, Fang Yu knew that she was holding back her laughter again.
"Auntie, I'm afraid you will be disappointed. I'm already married, and she is my wife!" Fang Yu pulled Lin Ruyun into his arms and said solemnly.
The smile on Auntie's face finally gradually disappeared, and Lin Ruyun was already in Fang Yu's arms before she could react.
She also looked at Lin Ruyun with disbelief on her face, dragging someone casually and calling her his wife, is it that foolish people are so careless!
"Well, that's right, we are married. I'm his wife." Lin Ruyun, who was pulled by Fang Yu's hand, admitted stutteringly.
"Moreover, our children can already make soy sauce!" Fang Yu continued to add fuel and vinegar after seeing the effect.
"Well, that's right." Lin Ruyun subconsciously agreed, and then she heard what Fang Yu said, and her cheeks turned red.
Inexplicably, I still have a guilty conscience, what are you doing talking nonsense with Fang Yu?
At this moment, aunt's mentality completely collapsed!
Another son of another family, husband of another family, son-in-law of another family.
You said that if you are just boyfriend and girlfriend, then you still have a chance after breaking up; if you are married, she can't say that she will contact you after she is separated!
Alas, the good ones belong to someone else's house
"That's good, but you are unlucky, young man. Your wife is not a star and a half worse than my daughter!" The aunt said very regretfully, and she glanced at Lin Ruyun after she finished speaking.
Lin Ruyun looked at herself innocently, is there any problem with her?
It's none of her business, she was shot while lying down!
Could it be that this aunt is blind, why is he unlucky, and dare to say that Lin Ruyun is bad!
Fang Yu was about to lose his temper when a shout came from not far away.
"Mom, come back quickly, it's our turn."
Following the voice, she saw a tall and strong woman, and the 'mom' in her mouth was exactly the aunt in front of Fang Yu!
If it wasn't for the woman's ponytail, Fang Yu would have thought it was a man.
Fang Yu spit out old blood, and almost sprayed his aunt to death!
It's really not a star and a half.With this blessing, Fang Yu hopes that he will not be blessed in this life. No, he will not be blessed in the next life!
The people around looked at the aunt with all sorts of strange eyes, and they all thought to themselves: Where does this person get his confidence?She thought her daughter was a celestial being, but she didn't expect her to directly ascend to heaven.
"Look, that's my daughter. Are you unlucky?" The aunt continued without leaving.
"Then I'm glad I'm not so lucky!" Fang Yu said sarcastically, all his politeness has disappeared at this moment.
Lin Ruyun looked at Fang Yu in surprise, he was really angry.
During the time I was with him, I hardly saw Fang Yu get angry, except for the time when He Ling made trouble.
So why are you angry now?
Could it be because the aunt said that she was worse than her daughter?
"What are you talking about, young man? Talking to the elders like this, is it educated?" Upon hearing this, the aunt was also angry.
elder?What kind of elder are you! !
"Heh, an uneducated person has no right to be treated by an educated one." Fang Yu sneered, and replied unceremoniously.
The aunt was so angry that she was speechless for a while.
The daughter not far away saw that something was wrong, so she walked over quickly, grabbed the aunt and walked back.
Before leaving, he apologized to Fang Yu and the others.
At the supermarket exit, the long queue at the checkout counter is gradually shortening.The aunt had already left in despair, but Fang Yu still held Lin Ruyun in his arms, but he still didn't let go.And Lin Ruyun was also immersed in the warmth of Fang Yu's arms, unable to calm down her beating heart for a long time.
Finally, it was Fang Yu and the others' turn. The cashier at the cash register was a big sister who kept looking at them with a smile on her face.
"The young couple's relationship is really good, and they are still hugging." The eldest sister of the cashier also knows what happened just now, and the gossiping ones can know it clearly from such a long distance!
After being reminded by the cashier, Fang Yu realized that he was still holding Lin Ruyun, and slowly let go of his hand.
Oh, why am I a bit reluctant to let go!
Lin Ruyun also smiled embarrassedly, backed away a little, separated a fist distance from Fang Yu, and put the things in the shopping cart on the cash register.
"That person really can't speak, I don't know where his confidence comes from!" The eldest sister at the cashier commented angrily on what happened just now while swiping the barcode: "If you want to tell the elder sister, you are blessed, you are so juicy You can marry a daughter-in-law."
(End of this chapter)
"At the beginning, I couldn't find the mouth mushroom, and asked to find it for me, but the result was a series of household registration-style interrogations.
Fortunately, I finally found the mushroom by myself, so I ran away! "
Fang Yu described it vividly, and Lin Ruyun couldn't help laughing.
"It can't be such a coincidence, the aunts should want to find you as their son-in-law!" Lin Ruyun laughed.
"What's so coincidental? Is that so? Nonsense, how did you know?" Fang Yu firmly believed that the aunt must have used him to practice her 'social cow syndrome'!
"Pfft, because I also met an aunt when I went to the vegetable section to look for you. She also asked all kinds of questions, and the situation was exactly the same as what you said. Finally, she asked me if I had a boyfriend. She has a son." Lin Ruyun Holding back a smile, he said.
"The aunt you met didn't ask if you have a girlfriend?"
"No. Maybe it's because I ran away before we got there!" Fang Yu also laughed loudly and patted his chest lightly. "Fortunately, I run fast!"
Hearing what Lin Ruyun said, it is really possible that the aunt is here to find her future son-in-law!
Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise I would be doomed.
Lin Ruyun couldn't hold back her laughter at Fang Yu's appearance, and now she almost leaned back laughing in the supermarket.
Fang Yu suddenly felt that if he didn't invest, maybe he could become a comedian! ?
"Oh, young man, you are here!" A sudden, unfamiliar and familiar voice reached Fang Yu and Lin Ruyun's ears at the same time.
The smile on Fang Yu's face suddenly froze, and he turned around to see the aunt just now.
Looking at Fang Yu's expression, Lin Ruyun knew at a glance that it must be the aunt Fang Yu was talking about.
"You ran too fast just now. Is there something urgent? I didn't even have time to ask my aunt." The aunt was still the same, with a smile all over her face.
As for Fang Yu, the expression on his face now can be described in one sentence.That is, 'Don't come here'!
"Young man, do you have a girlfriend? If not, Auntie happens to have a daughter. If you do, it doesn't matter, leave a contact information, and find Auntie after we break up!"
Lin Ruyun turned her back to Fang Yu and the aunt, looking at her trembling shoulders, Fang Yu knew that she was holding back her laughter again.
"Auntie, I'm afraid you will be disappointed. I'm already married, and she is my wife!" Fang Yu pulled Lin Ruyun into his arms and said solemnly.
The smile on Auntie's face finally gradually disappeared, and Lin Ruyun was already in Fang Yu's arms before she could react.
She also looked at Lin Ruyun with disbelief on her face, dragging someone casually and calling her his wife, is it that foolish people are so careless!
"Well, that's right, we are married. I'm his wife." Lin Ruyun, who was pulled by Fang Yu's hand, admitted stutteringly.
"Moreover, our children can already make soy sauce!" Fang Yu continued to add fuel and vinegar after seeing the effect.
"Well, that's right." Lin Ruyun subconsciously agreed, and then she heard what Fang Yu said, and her cheeks turned red.
Inexplicably, I still have a guilty conscience, what are you doing talking nonsense with Fang Yu?
At this moment, aunt's mentality completely collapsed!
Another son of another family, husband of another family, son-in-law of another family.
You said that if you are just boyfriend and girlfriend, then you still have a chance after breaking up; if you are married, she can't say that she will contact you after she is separated!
Alas, the good ones belong to someone else's house
"That's good, but you are unlucky, young man. Your wife is not a star and a half worse than my daughter!" The aunt said very regretfully, and she glanced at Lin Ruyun after she finished speaking.
Lin Ruyun looked at herself innocently, is there any problem with her?
It's none of her business, she was shot while lying down!
Could it be that this aunt is blind, why is he unlucky, and dare to say that Lin Ruyun is bad!
Fang Yu was about to lose his temper when a shout came from not far away.
"Mom, come back quickly, it's our turn."
Following the voice, she saw a tall and strong woman, and the 'mom' in her mouth was exactly the aunt in front of Fang Yu!
If it wasn't for the woman's ponytail, Fang Yu would have thought it was a man.
Fang Yu spit out old blood, and almost sprayed his aunt to death!
It's really not a star and a half.With this blessing, Fang Yu hopes that he will not be blessed in this life. No, he will not be blessed in the next life!
The people around looked at the aunt with all sorts of strange eyes, and they all thought to themselves: Where does this person get his confidence?She thought her daughter was a celestial being, but she didn't expect her to directly ascend to heaven.
"Look, that's my daughter. Are you unlucky?" The aunt continued without leaving.
"Then I'm glad I'm not so lucky!" Fang Yu said sarcastically, all his politeness has disappeared at this moment.
Lin Ruyun looked at Fang Yu in surprise, he was really angry.
During the time I was with him, I hardly saw Fang Yu get angry, except for the time when He Ling made trouble.
So why are you angry now?
Could it be because the aunt said that she was worse than her daughter?
"What are you talking about, young man? Talking to the elders like this, is it educated?" Upon hearing this, the aunt was also angry.
elder?What kind of elder are you! !
"Heh, an uneducated person has no right to be treated by an educated one." Fang Yu sneered, and replied unceremoniously.
The aunt was so angry that she was speechless for a while.
The daughter not far away saw that something was wrong, so she walked over quickly, grabbed the aunt and walked back.
Before leaving, he apologized to Fang Yu and the others.
At the supermarket exit, the long queue at the checkout counter is gradually shortening.The aunt had already left in despair, but Fang Yu still held Lin Ruyun in his arms, but he still didn't let go.And Lin Ruyun was also immersed in the warmth of Fang Yu's arms, unable to calm down her beating heart for a long time.
Finally, it was Fang Yu and the others' turn. The cashier at the cash register was a big sister who kept looking at them with a smile on her face.
"The young couple's relationship is really good, and they are still hugging." The eldest sister of the cashier also knows what happened just now, and the gossiping ones can know it clearly from such a long distance!
After being reminded by the cashier, Fang Yu realized that he was still holding Lin Ruyun, and slowly let go of his hand.
Oh, why am I a bit reluctant to let go!
Lin Ruyun also smiled embarrassedly, backed away a little, separated a fist distance from Fang Yu, and put the things in the shopping cart on the cash register.
"That person really can't speak, I don't know where his confidence comes from!" The eldest sister at the cashier commented angrily on what happened just now while swiping the barcode: "If you want to tell the elder sister, you are blessed, you are so juicy You can marry a daughter-in-law."
(End of this chapter)
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