The secret of me and the beautiful president

Chapter 7 feast for the eyes
By the end of the banquet, Zhou Han was already drunk, Lin Xiaoya was very clever and asked her assistant to replace the red wine with Coke, and when Zhou Han found that the red wine in his glass was Coke, he poured out the Coke and poured it for himself Served with red wine, in his heart he disdains such petty tricks, in fact he is just about to get drunk
After the banquet, Zhou Han was helped into the RV and returned to the high-end residential area in Langshan with Lin Xiaoya.Lin's mother and a group of relatives and friends are very knowledgeable. At this time, they chose to deliberately give them space. Lin's mother excused herself to go to rest early because she was old. A few cousins ​​ran out for supper, and the housekeeper and servants cleaned them up. The room then quietly walked away.

At this moment, only Lin Xiaoya and Zhou Han were left in the whole room. She looked at the drunk Zhou Han lying on the bed as drunk as a dead pig. "Zhou Han! Zhou Han, wake up! I have something to tell you!" Lin Xiaoya pushed him, but she was still drunk and unconscious.

"Come on! Cheers! I can still drink... drink..." Zhou Han said drunkenly, waving his arms.

Lin Xiaoya glanced at him and said, "Drunk like this... I don't care about you! You stink to death! Take a shower first!" Lin Xiaoya took off her clothes and jacket after smelling her body, and removed the hairpin headdress on her head Walking into the bathroom, the sound of rushing water came from inside after a while.

Zhou Han, who was in a drunk dream, vaguely felt a mist coming, he opened his misty eyes like a dream and saw a graceful woman twisting her body in the frosted glass in the distance.The very seductive S-shaped lines made people look at the uncontrollable desire burning in their hearts, Zhou Han is a normal man, and no one is not indifferent at this moment.He sat up in a drowsy state, shook his heavy head and walked involuntarily to the bathroom.

In the misty room, Zhou Han saw a woman with her smooth back facing him. Zhou Han instantly felt his blood swell, as if he had taken a very powerful hallucinogenic drug, and he walked in staggeringly. .

"Ah... what are you doing? Get out!" Lin Xiaoya screamed, waking Zhou Han who was in a daze and drunk for seven or eight minutes, and immediately felt that he had been slapped heavily on the face. hand.He stared wide-eyed and saw Lin Xiaoya's naked body covering her chest with both hands, but she was still ashamed and embarrassed. Only then did Zhou Han realize that he seemed to have gotten into a catastrophe. "Look! Get out!" Lin Xiaoya cursed with a blushing face.Knowing that he had gotten into a catastrophe, Zhou Han hurriedly ran out. Lin Xiaoya casually wrapped a bath towel around her body. At this moment, the door suddenly heard a rushing voice, "Boom... Boom... Miss! Miss! What happened?" something wrong?"

Lin Xiaoya opened the door pretending to be calm and smiled, "What's the matter?" The housekeeper said with an embarrassed face, "Did you call Miss just now?" "Oh! It's okay! Go back to sleep quickly! Hahaha..." Wrapped only in a bath towel, the butler seemed to understand something, smiled knowingly, then stepped back and said, "Then call us if you have anything to do, I'll go out to work first!" Lin Xiaoya said with a faint smile, "Uncle Li! Go back to sleep, I It's nothing!" Lin Xiaoya watched Steward Li leave, closed the door again and walked in front of Zhou Han, looked at Zhou Han indifferently, and Zhou Han lowered his head like a child who turned the wrong way and didn't dare to look at her. "Did you see it just now?" Lin Xiaoya asked. "No, it's just..." Zhou Han stammered. "Just what?" Lin Xiaoya walked to the sofa next to her and sat down, took out a cigarette from her bag and lit it, her eyes were still staring at Zhou Han like knives. "I just saw a little... really just a little!" Zhou Han tried his best to conceal what he saw with his own eyes. "Okay! I have to say that I have to thank you during the day. If it weren't for you, I really don't know how to solve Wang Xingdong's matter, but let's treat it differently. I was seen by you just now. How to solve this matter ?” Lin Xiaoya was smoking a cigarette and turned her legs sideways like a ruffian. "How about paying off with merit?" Zhou Han rubbed his still aching head. "I have to say that you are really a cunning guy, but I promise you that we will be even if you pay for your merits. You have to listen to me. I hope this will not happen again in the future. If you have nothing to do, go to bed early We have to go to the marriage registration early tomorrow morning, and I'll take you to the company to meet my colleagues, and you will get along with them in the future!" Lin Xiaoya said in a cold tone.

At this time, Zhou Han began to wonder if she had a problem with her sexual orientation, and why her hormones didn't show any signs of rising in this kind of lonely and widowed situation. "Now you, get up from my bed immediately!" Lin Xiaoya pointed at Zhou Han and said.Zhou Han didn't know why his body didn't listen to his commands, so he stood up, watched her lie down on the bed, covered his body with the quilt, and then took out a sharp dagger from the drawer and put it under the pillow. "You'd better be honest at night, or you will be in danger!" Lin Xiaoya sneered. "Where do I sleep?" Zhou Han saw her sleeping on the bed and there was only one bed in the whole room. "You... make the floor! There is a blanket in the closet next to it, just take it out and spread it on the floor!" Lin Xiaoya lay on the bed and pretended to sleep with her eyes closed. "What? Playing on the floor... This is too ridiculous! How can you say that I am also your husband, how can you let me play on the floor? It is ridiculous to say it..." Zhou Han complained endlessly.

"Are you asking me to lay the floor?" Lin Xiaoya replied unbearably.That's right, let a woman sleep on the floor, not to mention that the woman in front of me is still my boss, how can there be any reason for the boss to sleep on the floor and the employees sleep on the bed?Zhou Han thought for a while and felt that he really had no reason to argue, so he stopped talking and consciously walked to the wooden cabinet, opened it, took out a blanket and spread it on the floor. When he lay down, he suddenly felt a strange feeling that there was a blanket sleeping on the bed. A woman wearing a bath towel or maybe even nothing at all, while she was lying less than one meter away from her. If this matter is told in the future, no one will believe it. If you really believe it is true They would just say "You are too useless!" with contemptuous eyes.

So from that moment on, Zhou Han planned to rot this matter in his stomach, and would never talk about it to anyone.That night, Zhou Han slept very restlessly and was always thinking wildly. He didn't know when he actually fell asleep!But when he woke up again that day, Lin Xiaoya splashed him with a basin of water. Zhou Han wiped off the water on his face with a puzzled look on his face. "What are you doing?" "You slept too hard, didn't you? No matter how much you shouted, you wouldn't get up, so I had to wake you up with my face wash!" Lin Xiaoya tidied herself up with a nonchalant expression. hair and clothes.

"What? Are you going too far?" Zhou Han stood up abruptly. "Stop talking nonsense and hurry up and change clothes, we still have to go to the marriage registration!" Lin Xiaoya said while tidying up.Zhou Han carried the clothes on the table into the bathroom and said, "Is this for me?" "Well, hurry up, time is running out!" Lin Xiaoya urged. "Oh! By the way, have you brought your account book?" Lin Xiaoya suddenly remembered and asked. "Hukou book?" Zhou Han asked in surprise in the bathroom.Lin Xiaoya just remembered such an important matter and she forgot to instruct him, and hurriedly opened the door and asked, "You didn't bring it?" "Ah..." This time it was Zhou Han's turn to cover his chest with his hands and screamed. "You're a fart! Tell me quickly, did you bring your household registration book?" Lin Xiaoya asked worriedly and urgently. "I brought it! I brought it! It's in my luggage. If my mother hadn't kept it with me when she got old, I would have to go back to my hometown to get it now!" Zhou Han slowly put on the clothes with an innocent face.

Lin Xiaoya was relieved now, and closed the bathroom door again with a clatter, saying, "Hurry up, I'm going to be late soon!" "Well, here we come, here we come..." Zhou Han shouted.After the two had a simple breakfast, Zhou Han got into Lin Xiaoya's BMW and drove towards the Civil Affairs Bureau.

Not long after their car entered the urban area, they encountered a big traffic jam. The car was stuck for more than an hour. Zhou Han saw Lin Xiaoya's expression was weird and her body was twisting, so he hurriedly asked, "What's wrong with you?" Lin Xiaoya looked embarrassed. Pretending to be okay, he waved his hands and said, "I'm fine!" But Zhou Han saw that her face was flushed, and there was something wrong with her. "What's the matter with you?" Zhou Han asked again.I saw Lin Xiaoya pressed her lower abdomen with her right hand and said with an uncomfortable expression, "I need to urinate!"

"What? Urgent urination! But according to my opinion, I won't be able to move in this traffic jam for a while... But I do know a way to stop urination!" Zhou Han said seriously.In fact, he secretly smiled in his heart, "Tigress, you have today too, hehe! See how I can trick you!" "What method?" Lin Xiaoya asked hastily. "Just massaging a few acupuncture points on the abdomen can stop the urge to urinate!" Zhou Han said with a serious face. "Fart! How can such a thing happen!" Lin Xiaoya said with a look of disbelief. "Believe it or not, I told you anyway!" Zhou Han said.Lin Xiaoya held the steering wheel tightly with both hands, and the car in front began to move forward bit by bit, and she felt the urge to urinate more and more, so she had to say to Zhou Han, "Then you don't do it yet! Press it for me! I will bear it soon." Can't hold it anymore!" Zhou Han smiled badly, replied "Oh" and quickly reached out to massage her lower abdomen.To say that this woman's body is different from that of a man's, Zhou Han feels soft and warm when he touches it. In fact, he doesn't know what acupuncture points are there. a consolation.He pretended to be massaging, and the congested traffic began to move faster and faster. Lin Xiaoya suddenly said pleasantly, "It really works! You kid is quite capable!"

(End of this chapter)