Taoyuan Xianzhuang

Chapter 1, Picture [-]: Storm, Thunder and Lightning
In Qinghegou in midsummer, the heat is unbearable, and the occasional breeze from the mountains can't bring a trace of coolness.

Yang Xiao lay leisurely under the apricot tree in the courtyard dam, holding her mobile phone and smiling obscenely.

"Really, cousin, do you really want to introduce Shen Mengting to me?"

Excited, Yang Xiao held the rocking chair steady, and quickly replied a few words on WeChat with her fingers.

"Really? Still cooking? Aren't you a crush on Mengting? My cousin will be your matchmaker. Tell me how you want to thank me!"

Seeing her cousin's reply, Yang Xiao's eyes widened in an instant, and she was so excited that she almost couldn't hold her mobile phone. She immediately jumped up from the rocking chair, clenched her hands into fists and waved fiercely in the air a few times: "Shredded coconut ! Shredded coconut!”

Shen Mengting, that's a flower in the county hospital. I think when I was in middle school, my graduation love letters burned for half an hour, let alone when I was an adult, I became slim and graceful, and became the favorite of many men in Jintang County. dream lover.

Anyone who thinks they have some qualifications wants to get this delicate Chinese cabbage.

Yang Xiao is no exception.

He and Shen Mengting are classmates in high school, and with the help of his cousin, this matter may be settled.

"Don't worry, cousin, if I marry her, you can choose the old hen I raised, and you can eat whatever vegetables you grow!"

Yang Xiao recalled a few words with trembling fingers, waiting hopefully for her cousin to arrange an intimate encounter with the goddess.

But after waiting for a long time, my cousin's reply directly poured a basin of cold water on Yang Xiao, which was like ice balls.

"Not this weekend. Her family has also introduced someone. The other party's family seems to belong to the health system, so I can't refuse!"

"Pfft!"

Yang Xiao stared blankly at the phone, then fell down on the recliner.

It's over, the love rival showed up before the appointment.

No, I have to save it!
After Yang Xiao was lost, she picked up her phone and wanted to re-edit the information. She wanted to advance the appointment time, but her eyes were fixed on the cousin's message, and her brain seemed to be hit by a hammer.

Buzzing!

The rival's family is in the system, the conditions are not bad, and young people who have ideas and the courage to take the initiative to stick to Shen Mengting's body are mostly decent-looking.

Look at yourself again, look at the small courtyard behind you, it seems that apart from a passable face and a strong body, everything else seems to be... nothing.

Nima!

Yang Xiao gritted her teeth, a deep sense of frustration filling her chest.

It is said that everyone is equal, and this society still depends on strength.

"Brother, you have to work hard, try to become one of the best manor owners in Jintang, who dares to look down on us? Even the government has to invite yourself to invest!!!"

Yang Xiao secretly swears in her heart.

"jingle!"

Suddenly, the WeChat notification sound came again.

He picked up the phone without hope, and glanced at it casually: it must be his cousin's words to comfort him, he thought to himself.

But at this glance, the eyeballs couldn't move away.

Someone actually added him as a friend!

I rely on, rely on rely on!
Could it be that Shen Mengting added her as a friend?

Thinking of this, Yang Xiao couldn't wait to call and click on the address book column, and then click on new friends.

He was eager to see the words "Shen Mengting added you as a friend!".

However, he was disappointed.

It is impressively displayed on the page that "True God of Thunder" has added you as a friend.

"I'm dizzy, who is playing a prank!"

After one glance, Yang Xiao lost interest.

Shen Mengting is a big beauty, no matter how bad she is, she is nothing but words like "love of youth", "those flowers", "budding", how could she take such a shocking name as "True God of Thunder".

Yang Xiao attributed all taking such names as pranks, or pyramid schemes.

But after thinking about it, I couldn't help but click Agree.

What if... what if this is Shen Mengting's screen name?
Can't keep the willows dark and the flowers bright and another village?

After Yang Xiao clicked agree with anxiety and hope, before she had time to check the other party's circle of friends, she found that she was inexplicably drawn into a WeChat group called "雨雨雷雷雷".

"Damn it, what kind of show operation is this?"

No matter how bad Yang Xiao is, she is also a young man in the new era. I have never seen a group that can be pulled into it without clicking agree.

Is this a bug in the system?
Yang Xiao didn't know why, and just wanted to tentatively ask about the situation of a netizen called Thunder God True Monarch, but was frightened by the conversations that kept popping up in the "storm, thunder and lightning" group.

Fengshen: "Everyone, the weather in China has been changing recently. The Jade Emperor ordered that all the heavenly soldiers and generals do their best to prevent the land of China from falling into a catastrophe!"

Rain God: "Don't worry, boss."

Thunder God: "This time I am on duty in northern Liaoning, so there should be no need to worry!"

Mother of Lightning: "Third brother, don't take it lightly, how long has your side been dry?"

Nima, is this a group trick?

Yang Xiao was dumbfounded and felt that his IQ was not enough.

However, the next scene made him even more dumbfounded, feeling that his IQ suddenly cleared to zero.

Eight Celestial Soldiers: "Decree!"

"Eight generals have orders!"

Countless heads popped up and only replied with the same two words: "De Ling!"

Yang Xiao couldn't figure it out, and immediately clicked on the circle of friends of these avatars to check, but unexpectedly, everyone's circle of friends found nothing.

"This... which Guisun's prank is this?"

Yang Xiao rubbed her head, a little confused.

The four gods of wind, rain, thunder and lightning, plus the WeChat group of thousands of people from the eight heavenly soldiers and generals, even if it is a scam, they can't be so unified, right?
"My friend, you're so awesome, are there so many extras now?"

Yang Xiao thought about it for a while, but still couldn't resist her curiosity, so she tried to send this sentence to Thunder God True Monarch.

But he sent it for a long time, and the other party didn't respond.

"jingle!"

"jingle!"

"jingle!"

However, the group fell out.

Thor: "Boss, I really want to make a huge mistake!"

Fengshen: "What's wrong?"

"I really want to drag a mortal into the group!" Thunder God replied.

"what?'

The group exploded.

Fengshen: "Presumptuous!"

Rain God: "Second brother, can't you? Did you doze off when you were on duty?"

Dian Mu was more straightforward: "What's the fuss about this, wouldn't it be fine to kick it out?"

"support!"

"Support!" The eight heavenly soldiers and generals replied.

Lei Shen hesitated for a while and said: "No way, we have never encountered such a thing in the thousands of years since we established the group. This is the first time that a Lafan has joined the group. Besides, he should have heard our conversation."

"I'm currently guarding the land of Liaobei, and this person is from Liaobei. Do you think this is arranged by God?"

Seeing these conversations, Yang Xiao was stunned again, his brain stormed and he forgot to think.

This...is this true?
Or who is playing a prank?
Nima, why does this seem to have entered another time and space?

Yang Xiao couldn't grasp it, her fingers trembled violently, even more nervous than her cousin introducing Shen Mengting to him.

But it was exciting, it was scary!

After Thor spoke, the group fell silent.

Several big bosses did not speak, and the other heavenly soldiers and generals did not dare to speak first.

"Fuck, don't watch it, the more you watch it, the more your heart can't stand it!"

Yang Xiao felt the wind blowing from his back, cold sweat began to fall from his forehead, and his fingers were about to press down to retreat from the group.

Available in the next second.

"A mortal is a mortal after all, I'll wash his memory and kick him out!"

"Dangdang!"

Yang Xiao was so frightened that she fell to the ground and swiped her phone far away.

Washing away memories, is this the rhythm of becoming a fool?

Could it be that these people are real?
(End of this chapter)