Taoyuan Xianzhuang
Chapter 1014
Chapter 1014
"scared?"
Yang Xiao was smiling at Zhang Feng, but he had no expression at all. If Zhang Feng was careful enough, he could barely hear it from Yang Xiao's tone.
"Are you really A Xiao?"
"I knew you would be scared by me!"
The astonishment on Zhang Feng's face dissipated in an instant, and he laughed immediately, saying: "Yes, I was really taken aback, hey, Ah Xiao, you... what did you do?"
Yang Xiao said: "It's a long story, by the way, why are you here?"
Zhang Feng did not answer Yang Xiao's question, but looked at Yang Xiao's ear curiously.
Yang Xiao's ears are like two leaves. If you say it's scary, it's really scary!
However, if you look at it from another angle, it's still kind of cute!
Whether it is scary or cute depends on the relationship with Yang Xiao. If you are afraid of Yang Xiao, then you will see a scary picture.
If you have a good relationship with Yang Xiao and are not afraid of Yang Xiao, then it must be a cute side.
"Blue, blue, blue..."
Zhang Feng is also a talent, he stretched out a finger, kept pulling Yang Xiao's ear, and made a strange sound from his mouth.
"Oh, what are you doing?"
Yang Xiao felt his ears were very itchy, and picked the opponent's hand over.
Zhang Feng smiled and said: "Hahaha, it's so fun, your ears... your ears are not windproof? If you are like this, can you listen carefully?"
As we all know, ears are contoured, such as helixes and auricles, for better sound collection, just like a horn.
But Yang Xiao's ears were just two leaves without outlines, and Zhang Feng didn't see any piercing near Yang Xiao's "ears".
He went to make sure he heard it?
"Don't make trouble!"
"Hey, Axiao Axiao, are you looking at me?"
"what happened?"
"Your eyes...if I'm not mistaken, they are grapes, right?"
"You're boring!"
Zhang Feng and Yang Xiao were classmates for four years, and they were buddies who wore the same pair of pants in school!
What haven't they done in the past four years?
Except that he never molested other girls, he has done almost everything.
I have experienced all kinds of embarrassing things and happy things, so what else can I not say?
At this moment, Zhang Feng has confirmed that the person in front of him is Yang Xiao!
Since Yang Xiao knows herself, she must remember herself, and naturally she will also remember the past with her!
As long as Yang Xiao is still that Yang Xiao!Then he will definitely not hurt himself!
He has never seen this kind of "monster", and he has only seen it in Hollywood blockbusters.
You can only see it, but you can't touch it. Now that you really see it, isn't it fun?
This is like...
If Yang Xiao turned into a girl overnight, what about Zhang Feng as a brother?
Of course it's cheaper bro!what else?
Zhang Feng stretched out his hand to grab Yang Xiao's weed hair again. He touched, grabbed and stroked, and kept asking soul questions, "Yang Xiao, did the grass grow on your head or did you pick it up?" Did it go up? Isn’t it amazing? What kind of grass is this? Ah? Then isn’t your head a mass of green? Hey, fortunately, Mr. Shen is not here now, or…”
Suddenly, Zhang Feng felt that he had said the wrong thing, his face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly smiled: "Don't think about it, I don't mean anything else, Mr. Shen will definitely not love you!"
Before he finished speaking, he covered his mouth again, "I really didn't mean that, I mean, you are now a prairie king... Forget it, I'd better shut up."
Yang Xiao turned her head and glanced at him, then put it on his shoulder suddenly, and said with a smile: "I know what you mean, all right, let's go in and talk, don't stand here."
When he came to the room, Zhang Feng was immediately startled by the corpses of two "dogs" in the iron cage in the corner!
"What the hell? Ah Xiao, don't tell me you eat raw meat?"
Yang Xiao followed Zhang Feng's gaze and said, "What, it's not. This is Dalei Xiaolei, you've seen it before!"
"How did Da Lei and Xiao Lei become like this? Oh! I remembered when you said that, I haven't seen Da Lei and Xiao Lei for a long, long time! What's going on with them?"
"It's a long story. Sit down and I'll tell you slowly, what to drink..."
Zhang Feng sat on the sofa, yawned, and said, "Whatever you want. Xiao, we haven't seen each other for a few days. When we meet again like this, you will become like this!"
Looking at Yang Xiao's ugly body, Zhang Feng couldn't help but be moved.
Yang Xiao smiled and said, "You came here today to make fun of me, right?"
Zhang Feng said: "How is it possible? I want to make fun of you. When can't I? Even if I don't come on the phone! I just want to see what's wrong with you. When Brother Le told me today, I didn't quite believe it!"
Yang Xiao took two bottles of drinks and put them on the table, and said, "Brother Le has become such a big mouther, I clearly told him not to let him talk!"
"Hey, Brother Le is also under a lot of pressure during this time. He often talks to me. Here in Qinghegou, he doesn't have any friends to talk to. They are all older than him."
"Too."
Yang Xiao nodded and said, "Then he didn't tell my parents?"
Zhang Feng waved his hand confidently, "Don't worry, he will never do it. From what I know about him, he's not that careless!"
Yang Xiao smiled and said, "Oh, how dare you say you know my brother in front of me now? Do you know as much as I do?"
"Yes, yes, your brother, your brother!"
Zhang Feng took a sip of his drink, stared at Yang Xiao's appearance for a few seconds, and suddenly squirted it out.
The more he looked at Yang Xiao, the funnier he became. Of course, this was because he was familiar with Yang Xiao. Most people would not be scared to death seeing Yang Xiao like this!
"Ah Xiao, have you ever looked in the mirror yourself? Do you know what you look like now? Why is there a head of garlic on your nose? Hahahahaha... I laughed so hard, open your mouth, open your mouth!"
"I'm not open!" Yang Xiao knew that the other party would definitely want to continue laughing at herself.
"Oh, why don't you open your mouth, I see your tongue, why is it a bit...why it looks like a radish skin? Hahaha! Open your mouth!"
Yang Xiao rolled her eyes at the other party, "Boring! You have nothing to do, if you have nothing to do, hurry up and get out, I'm going to sleep."
Zhang Feng said cheerfully: "Don't, don't, let's chat for a while, we haven't talked about serious business yet."
"What's the matter?"
"Open your mouth first and let me see!"
"Get lost, believe it or not, I'll kick you!"
"Good good!"
Zhang Feng closed his mouth with a smile, it is really impolite to tease others all the time, although there is no manners between him and Yang Xiao, he said with a smile: "What else can we do, it is the big white elephant instant noodles we talked about a few days ago , I got it done tonight!"
(End of this chapter)
"scared?"
Yang Xiao was smiling at Zhang Feng, but he had no expression at all. If Zhang Feng was careful enough, he could barely hear it from Yang Xiao's tone.
"Are you really A Xiao?"
"I knew you would be scared by me!"
The astonishment on Zhang Feng's face dissipated in an instant, and he laughed immediately, saying: "Yes, I was really taken aback, hey, Ah Xiao, you... what did you do?"
Yang Xiao said: "It's a long story, by the way, why are you here?"
Zhang Feng did not answer Yang Xiao's question, but looked at Yang Xiao's ear curiously.
Yang Xiao's ears are like two leaves. If you say it's scary, it's really scary!
However, if you look at it from another angle, it's still kind of cute!
Whether it is scary or cute depends on the relationship with Yang Xiao. If you are afraid of Yang Xiao, then you will see a scary picture.
If you have a good relationship with Yang Xiao and are not afraid of Yang Xiao, then it must be a cute side.
"Blue, blue, blue..."
Zhang Feng is also a talent, he stretched out a finger, kept pulling Yang Xiao's ear, and made a strange sound from his mouth.
"Oh, what are you doing?"
Yang Xiao felt his ears were very itchy, and picked the opponent's hand over.
Zhang Feng smiled and said: "Hahaha, it's so fun, your ears... your ears are not windproof? If you are like this, can you listen carefully?"
As we all know, ears are contoured, such as helixes and auricles, for better sound collection, just like a horn.
But Yang Xiao's ears were just two leaves without outlines, and Zhang Feng didn't see any piercing near Yang Xiao's "ears".
He went to make sure he heard it?
"Don't make trouble!"
"Hey, Axiao Axiao, are you looking at me?"
"what happened?"
"Your eyes...if I'm not mistaken, they are grapes, right?"
"You're boring!"
Zhang Feng and Yang Xiao were classmates for four years, and they were buddies who wore the same pair of pants in school!
What haven't they done in the past four years?
Except that he never molested other girls, he has done almost everything.
I have experienced all kinds of embarrassing things and happy things, so what else can I not say?
At this moment, Zhang Feng has confirmed that the person in front of him is Yang Xiao!
Since Yang Xiao knows herself, she must remember herself, and naturally she will also remember the past with her!
As long as Yang Xiao is still that Yang Xiao!Then he will definitely not hurt himself!
He has never seen this kind of "monster", and he has only seen it in Hollywood blockbusters.
You can only see it, but you can't touch it. Now that you really see it, isn't it fun?
This is like...
If Yang Xiao turned into a girl overnight, what about Zhang Feng as a brother?
Of course it's cheaper bro!what else?
Zhang Feng stretched out his hand to grab Yang Xiao's weed hair again. He touched, grabbed and stroked, and kept asking soul questions, "Yang Xiao, did the grass grow on your head or did you pick it up?" Did it go up? Isn’t it amazing? What kind of grass is this? Ah? Then isn’t your head a mass of green? Hey, fortunately, Mr. Shen is not here now, or…”
Suddenly, Zhang Feng felt that he had said the wrong thing, his face was embarrassed, and he hurriedly smiled: "Don't think about it, I don't mean anything else, Mr. Shen will definitely not love you!"
Before he finished speaking, he covered his mouth again, "I really didn't mean that, I mean, you are now a prairie king... Forget it, I'd better shut up."
Yang Xiao turned her head and glanced at him, then put it on his shoulder suddenly, and said with a smile: "I know what you mean, all right, let's go in and talk, don't stand here."
When he came to the room, Zhang Feng was immediately startled by the corpses of two "dogs" in the iron cage in the corner!
"What the hell? Ah Xiao, don't tell me you eat raw meat?"
Yang Xiao followed Zhang Feng's gaze and said, "What, it's not. This is Dalei Xiaolei, you've seen it before!"
"How did Da Lei and Xiao Lei become like this? Oh! I remembered when you said that, I haven't seen Da Lei and Xiao Lei for a long, long time! What's going on with them?"
"It's a long story. Sit down and I'll tell you slowly, what to drink..."
Zhang Feng sat on the sofa, yawned, and said, "Whatever you want. Xiao, we haven't seen each other for a few days. When we meet again like this, you will become like this!"
Looking at Yang Xiao's ugly body, Zhang Feng couldn't help but be moved.
Yang Xiao smiled and said, "You came here today to make fun of me, right?"
Zhang Feng said: "How is it possible? I want to make fun of you. When can't I? Even if I don't come on the phone! I just want to see what's wrong with you. When Brother Le told me today, I didn't quite believe it!"
Yang Xiao took two bottles of drinks and put them on the table, and said, "Brother Le has become such a big mouther, I clearly told him not to let him talk!"
"Hey, Brother Le is also under a lot of pressure during this time. He often talks to me. Here in Qinghegou, he doesn't have any friends to talk to. They are all older than him."
"Too."
Yang Xiao nodded and said, "Then he didn't tell my parents?"
Zhang Feng waved his hand confidently, "Don't worry, he will never do it. From what I know about him, he's not that careless!"
Yang Xiao smiled and said, "Oh, how dare you say you know my brother in front of me now? Do you know as much as I do?"
"Yes, yes, your brother, your brother!"
Zhang Feng took a sip of his drink, stared at Yang Xiao's appearance for a few seconds, and suddenly squirted it out.
The more he looked at Yang Xiao, the funnier he became. Of course, this was because he was familiar with Yang Xiao. Most people would not be scared to death seeing Yang Xiao like this!
"Ah Xiao, have you ever looked in the mirror yourself? Do you know what you look like now? Why is there a head of garlic on your nose? Hahahahaha... I laughed so hard, open your mouth, open your mouth!"
"I'm not open!" Yang Xiao knew that the other party would definitely want to continue laughing at herself.
"Oh, why don't you open your mouth, I see your tongue, why is it a bit...why it looks like a radish skin? Hahaha! Open your mouth!"
Yang Xiao rolled her eyes at the other party, "Boring! You have nothing to do, if you have nothing to do, hurry up and get out, I'm going to sleep."
Zhang Feng said cheerfully: "Don't, don't, let's chat for a while, we haven't talked about serious business yet."
"What's the matter?"
"Open your mouth first and let me see!"
"Get lost, believe it or not, I'll kick you!"
"Good good!"
Zhang Feng closed his mouth with a smile, it is really impolite to tease others all the time, although there is no manners between him and Yang Xiao, he said with a smile: "What else can we do, it is the big white elephant instant noodles we talked about a few days ago , I got it done tonight!"
(End of this chapter)
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