My Desert Island Life with the Female CEO

Chapter 169
That man turned out to be Li Xiaoming.

In his right hand he held a large piece of wolf meat, half of which had been eaten.

He put the wolf meat in his left hand, then wiped it on his clothes with his right hand.

He suddenly felt something was wrong.

He looked towards Chen Tian.

He scratched his head with his hands, and said loudly, "Huangmao, what kind of shit idea did you come up with! Just eat well, and it's okay to sing any poems..."

He hurriedly sat down on the beach and continued to eat wolf meat.

Chen Tian shook his head slightly.

This Li Xiaoming just doesn't have enough brains to count.

Every time he speaks, he can't speak more than his brain...

This kid is so stupid!

Huang Mao stood there for a moment, she looked at Li Xiaoming and said loudly, "Li Xiaoming, why don't you count your words? Are you still a man?"

"Everyone heard what you said just now that you want to compose poetry...Why are you sitting down again now?"

Li Xiaoming was scolded by Huang Mao, and his face was ugly.

At that moment, his face flushed as if he had eaten a dead fly.

He straightened his neck and said, "Huangmao, you have to find out who you are... Brother Tian has the final say on whether to write poetry or not! We don't even count what we say!"

Huang Mao looked at Chen Tian, ​​"Brother Tian, ​​the moon is shining brightly today, and everyone is in a good mood...You guys can write a few poems to brighten the atmosphere, isn't it okay?"

"Sisters, do you think I'm right?"

All the women around the bonfire became excited and kept shouting.

"Brother Tian, ​​you are idle anyway, so you can write a few poems to brighten up the atmosphere!"

"Make a poem, make a poem! All the men at the scene compose a poem and listen to it!"

"Wolf meat on the bonfire, the beach and the sea, handsome men in the moonlight... Coupled with a few small poems of my own creation, it is so romantic!"

Those women looked at Chen Tian excitedly, their eyes were full of anticipation.

Chen Tian looked at Huang Mao, but didn't speak.

poetry?

Make a fart poem!

This must be a bad idea that Baldy Ding came up with!

This stupid bald man, with a brain damage all day long, will do such useless things.

This idiot thinks he is very smart, but in fact he is just a fool!

Chen Tian said lightly, "Okay! No problem!"

"Everyone is happy today, let us four men make everyone happy..."

"It's too complicated to compose a poem... How about it, keep it simple, let's each say a couplet!"

"This couplet must match tonight's scene!"

Huang Mao didn't say anything when he heard what Chen Tian said.

Ding Tuzi had told Huang Mao that he wanted to compose poems, but now Chen Tian wanted everyone to compose couplets.

She lost her mind and hurriedly looked at Baldy Ding.

"Good! Good! Good!" Baldy Ding applauded non-stop, "It's too troublesome to write poems! It's better to make couplets!"

"Couple is our Chinese tradition...Couple is more festive!"

Seeing what Baldy Ding said, Huang Mao hurriedly called out, "Couple! Couplet! Couplet is also fine!"

Chen Tian stroked his hair with his hands, "Li Xiaoming, come first!"

Li Xiaoming stood up and explained embarrassingly, "Brother Tian, ​​I didn't think too much about what I said just now, I really didn't want to confront you..."

Chen Tian waved his hand, "Xiao Ming, don't be so wordy! Hurry up, make the couplet first!"

Seeing that Chen Tian didn't care about what happened just now, Li Xiaoming heaved a sigh of relief.

He cleared his throat and took another bite of the wolf meat in his hand.

There was a satisfied smile on his face, and he said loudly, "Beauties, I'm not very educated, so I'm here to make a fool of myself!!"

"If my couplets are not good, you don't mind... If you think my couplets are good, you can give them two rounds of applause!"

The women at the scene kept booing.

"Xiao Ming, hurry up...you are really long-winded!"

"Quick couplet! Speed ​​speed!"

"Xiao Ming, are you constipated... You have to hold back a couplet for a long time!"

Li Xiaoming glanced at the women nearby, his face full of excitement.

He put the piece of wolf meat in his hand on the wood beside him, and walked nearby.

He took a few steps forward and stopped suddenly.

At that moment, he looked a lot like an ancient scholar.

Following Chen Tian's example, he stroked his hair with his hands, and said loudly, "Wolf meat is golden and buttery, Brother Tian is the most powerful in killing wolves!"

Huang Mao said loudly, "Not bad! Not bad! It also fits the current situation!"

"Li Xiaoming, Hengpi... What is Hengpi?"

When Li Xiaoming saw those wolf meat just now, it was just a couplet that he made casually. He couldn't think of what Hengpi was.

When Huang Mao asked, Li Xiaoming was dumbfounded.

He stood there "en" and "ah" for a long time, not knowing what to say.

The women nearby all booed non-stop.

"Cut! Li Xiaoming is pretending to be garlic again! His couplets don't even know what Hengpi is..."

"Don't talk about him! This kid is just a security guard. He doesn't know how to recite poems and make mistakes! This is really difficult for him!"

"There are no horizontal batches... Return his couplets, this guy is really blind!"

Those women kept muttering, those words made Li Xiaoming's face even uglier.

Li Xiaoming looked at Chen Tian.

He suddenly had an idea, and shouted, "Yes, yes! My horizontal batch is Tian Ge Niu Cha!"

Huang Mao nodded, "All right! This couplet is also fine! Li Xiaoming has passed the test!"

Huang Mao looked at Fatty Song, "Brother Song, it's time for you to compose couplets...have you thought it through yet?"

Fatty Song patted his belly with his hands, and said with a smile on his face, "This couplet is simple!"

"Let me tell you... When I was in the debt collection company, I wrote the couplets that the debt collection company posted every year!"

"Today, I will let you all see what my brother is capable of!"

Fatty Song stood up patting his stomach, and shouted loudly while patting his stomach.

"Wolf meat will be eaten at the bonfire, eat, drink and laugh!"

"Hengpi, everyone is happy!"

As soon as Fatty Song finished his couplet, all the women nearby screamed.

"Appropriate! Appropriate! Brother Song's couplet is too appropriate!"

"This scene is well described... I really can't tell that Fatty Song is still a talent!"

"He usually looks fierce, but I didn't expect him to be a bit talented!"

Fatty Song kept nodding to everyone, and he was also very satisfied with his couplet.

He smiled and sat aside.

The girl with glasses looked at Fatty Song with bright eyes. This is a couplet made by Fatty Song himself, and she didn't help at all.

She gently rested her head on Fatty Song's shoulder.

Fatty Song laughed out loud, and put his arms around the glasses girl.

The glasses girl was very happy, with a happy smile all over her face.

Chen Tian also nodded slightly.

Although Fatty Song is not well-educated, his couplet is indeed quite in line with the current situation.

This couplet is well done!

Huang Mao brushed his yellow hair with his hands, and said loudly, "Brother Song's couplets are also good! Next, I invite Master Ding to do couplets!"

Baldy Ding stood up with a smile on his face.

He first arched his hands around and made a polite look.

Then, with a flick of his head, a lock of hair from his forehead was thrown straight into the middle of his head.

At that moment, Baldy Ding's movement of tossing his hair was somewhat elegant and chic.

The women nearby all exclaimed incessantly.

"Baldy Ding's action just now was quite handsome... His bald forehead doesn't look so annoying anymore!"

"Speaking of which, Baldy Ding is also a man of culture, he looked quite refined just now..."

"The couplet that Fatty Song made just now is pretty good. I don't know how Baldy Ding's couplet is... Can he suppress Fatty Song!"

(End of this chapter)