I spent those years in the countryside

Chapter 149 Whoever Believes Who Is Idiot
"boom"

The two wild boars spun and landed more than ten meters away.

When it fell to the ground, it had no breath.

The huge body fell on the ground, stirring up sand, gravel and dust. Du Ming's body looked so tall like a demon god.

"I say. Say."

Hu Guoting's mouth was like a machine gun, and he kept uttering this word one after another.

Zhou Yunfeng opened his eyes and mouth wide open.

Otherwise, it seems difficult to express his surprise now.

"click"

Zhou Yunpeng's jaw was directly dislocated.

"Ow."

Zhou Yunpeng cried out in pain, "Ahh."

He asked Zhao Tuo for help, Zhao Tuo was already dumbfounded at this time, and fell into petrification again.He simply ignored him, and it was impossible to help him.

Du Ming was excited. Ever since he achieved the third life state, he hadn't tried his best at all.I didn't use all my strength just now, and only used less than [-]% of my strength.

Two wild boars fly away
Not only did they fly, but their brains became a paste and they died instantly.

Du Ming took the opportunity to absorb the HP of the two wild boars, then turned to look at the other wild boars who were also frightened.

"slightly"

"Ow"

In an instant, seven sub-adult wild boars fled in all directions.

Wild boars are timid, and they will run away immediately when they are frightened, unless they cannot run away, and going crazy after being injured is the scariest thing.

Only the group of piglets ran to the sow, wanting to suckle.

Du Ming wanted to chase after him, but after thinking about it, he gave up.
His speed is too fast, and the speed of the wild boar is also fast. If he catches up with him, it will be like changing his shape. In the eyes of others, he will become a master of martial arts?
"Old Du, chase after me."

Hu Guoting hated these wild boars very much now, and when he saw the wild boars running away, Hu Guoting was instantly unhappy.

"You think I can fly? They have four legs, but I only have two. The mountains and forests here are so dense that I can't catch up."

These wild boars cannot be wiped out, and they can thrive if they stay.

It would be foolish not to exhaust the water.

"I said. said. said."

Zhao Tuo took a deep breath: "Old Du, are you Superman?"

"That wild boar weighs at least a thousand catties. If you punch each one and fly directly, even if the overlord is reborn, it won't be so fierce."

Du Ming was speechless. His performance just now was amazing.

It's just that the lethality of the bow and arrow is limited to the wild boar. The bow is too weak and weak to kill with one blow. When the time comes, the injured wild boar will become even more mad, and it may hurt other people.

Sometimes, no matter how good a weapon is, it is not as good as a fist.

"The male wild boar weighs more than 400 catties at the top of the sky, and the female wild boar weighs less than [-] catties."

Zhou Yunpeng didn't believe Du Ming's analysis: "The pigs raised at home are so small, they weigh two to three hundred catties, but this wild boar is so big, it only weighs four hundred catties?"

"Wild boars are different from domestic pigs. Wild boars have big bones and almost no fat. They are all muscles. They often run to avoid natural enemies, and being too fat affects their speed. There are very few wild boars here, and they are fat, only about four hundred catty."

"Aba. Ugh"

Zhou Yunpeng came over, tears streaming down his face, and pointed to his chin: "Aba, Aba"

"I said."

Zhao Tuo's face was full of disbelief: "Old Zhou, you can't worship Lao Du like this, you actually called him Dad directly."

"puff"

Erqing laughed.

Du Ming almost laughed out loud, looking at Zhou Yunpeng who was full of anger and pain, "He has dislocated his jaw."

Du Ming stretched out his hand to reset Zhou Yunpeng's jaw.

"click"

"Ow"

There was a crisp sound, and Zhou Yunpeng wailed, "Hey, are you ready?"

"Old Zhao, fuck you firmly."

It was Zhao Tuo who had been taunting him just now. He couldn't speak with his mouth just now, but now he can speak with his mouth and started fighting.

Du Ming laughed and said, "Don't talk too much, or your jaw will dislocate. If you dislocate more times, it will become a habit. When you open your mouth, your jaw will dislocate."

Zhou Yunpeng immediately shut his mouth.

Zhao Tuo had a hippie smile on his face: "Hey, hurry up and find the water to wash your pants."

Zhou Yunpeng's face turned embarrassing, just now because of fear, the front and rear doors were out of control, and the door was incontinently opened
It stinks!

Hu Guoting walked up to the wild boar, stretched out his foot and kicked the boar hard.

"hiss"

Hu Guoting's face changed instantly, and he sat on the ground and covered his feet: "What the hell, this wild boar's bones are so hard, there isn't much meat."

"Look at the little wild pig, don't let the little wild pig run away."

Those little wild boars can be raised to expand his breeding scale.The ten young wild boars that Du Ming raised in the back mountain are all grown up now, they are very fat, and they are all bigger than the male wild boars.

"The little boar is so cute and cute"

Erqing is a woman after all, squatting on the ground looking at the little wild boar, the little wild boar is not afraid of people, and is still sucking the sow's milk.

"You see it's cute now, it's grown up, and you're cute, didn't the two wild boars scare you just now?"

Zhao Tuo's ridicule made Er Qing stop talking.

Du Ming found a place with a signal, called the village, and then came back: "Tonight, let's take these two wild boars home, clean them up today, and have a pig-killing feast tomorrow."

Several people dug a big pit and buried the God of War.

Hu Guoting seemed to have lost a loved one, and he was a little distraught: "I have avenged you, rest in peace."

No one ridiculed Hu Guoting's attitude towards dogs at this time. If you don't have a dog, you don't know it.

In a moment of silence, someone came from afar.

Li Quan brought people here, including a middle-aged man. This is Li Guang's father Li Genchen, who used to be a butcher.

Li Genchen came with a few buckets, first bled the wild boar, and then took the wild boar back.

Zhao Tuo was very puzzled: "Uncle, we all killed the wild boar, why bother here and let it bled?"

"First of all, pig blood is delicious. Secondly, if the owner's blood is not released, the blood will condense in the blood vessels. The blood vessels are small, and the blood vessels of the whole body will have coagulated blood, which will affect the taste and taste."

Zhao Tuo suddenly realized: "It turns out that there is so much knowledge about killing pigs."

"Apart from eating, what else do you know?"

Zhou Yunpeng raised his eyebrows mockingly.

Zhao Tuo wasn't angry either: "I don't know how to eat anymore, and you don't know how to eat. Look at your fat body, Ma De, the pigs raised at home are not as fat as you."

Zhou Yunpeng was furious. Just as he was about to sarcastically go back, Zhao Tuo pointed to his chin: "Be careful not to dislocate again."

Zhou Yunpeng hummed a few times and closed his mouth.

The way back was very lively, there were already many people, and the mountain road was not easy to walk, so I sometimes stopped to rest.

At first, Zhou Yunpeng was worried that his jaw would dislocate if he talked too much. Later, the more he talked, the more enjoyable he was. Watch me kill you."

"I saw Lao Du's fists glowing blue, and he roared: Eighteen punches to subdue the dragon, just one punch directly killed two wild boars."

Zhao Tuo rolled his eyes, and Er Qing simply picked her fingernails.

He Chun sat on a rock and responded, "What Lao Zhou said is wrong."

"It was even more exciting than this at the beginning, and Lao Zhou was so scared that he lost control of himself."

"Ha ha."

The villagers burst into laughter. No one believed Du Ming killed the wild boar.

Everyone in Dadu Village knew that Du Ming could fight, but how about two wild boars? Killing one of them with one fist?
Do you think wild boars are little chickens that can be killed with a single punch?

Wild boars are known as tanks in the mountains, they will run wild when they go crazy, and any beasts must retreat, even with bows and arrows, it is difficult to cause substantial damage to wild boars.

Just listen to this as a story, whoever takes it seriously will be stupid.

Du Ming didn't explain. It's better to keep a low profile. Otherwise, everyone will treat themselves as monsters, and then break away from the mass line, which is a very bad behavior.

(End of this chapter)