I spent those years in the countryside

Chapter 158 Summary of Life
When Du Ming came to Du Shun Hotel, Du Shun was already drunk.

Laughing while crying: "Damn it, sentimentality is always hurt by ruthlessness. What crime did I do?"

Du Ming was speechless. Li Guang, Du Kui and Li Quan were all in the Dushun Hotel at this time.Du Kui comforted him: "He already had a boyfriend. When you saved someone, didn't you ask more questions?"

"I believe in the evil of the village chief"

Du Ming's head is full of black lines, what does this have to do with him?
Du Shun got drunk, covered his head and roared: "Look, the hero of Dakun Lord saved the beauty, it was the village chief who saved people first, and gave this opportunity to Da Kunye"

"Master Dakun picked up a daughter-in-law for nothing, and she is as beautiful as a fairy."

"I'm thinking about it. The village chief is another woman who saved someone this time. I took the initiative to go there and take a chance for a hero to save the beauty. I don't want Grandma Dakun to be as beautiful, just get by."

Du Shun burst into tears: "What the hell, I finally brought the woman up. I paid a deposit of 3 yuan in the hospital, and I haven't had time to say a word to that woman. What the hell. Her boyfriend is here. How embarrassing."

"Da Kui, do me a favor. I don't want to get married or find a woman anymore."

Du Shun was distraught.

Du Kui quickly comforted him: "Men, if you need any help, just tell me, if I can help, I will definitely help you and I will ask my wife to introduce you to Mr. Zongcheng."

"No"

Du Shun shook his head: "I won't look for it anymore, I can't find it. I want you to do me a favor."

Du Kui was really afraid that Du Shun would not be able to think about it, so he would report to Yan Wang in advance: "Borrow money? Or find a wife to help you."

"I don't borrow money, and I don't look for a wife."

Du Shun's words were ambiguous: "It's not a big deal. You see, I always like children. I'm at this age, and I'm going to be in my third year. It's hopeless to find a wife. Please help me have a child."

Du Kui opened his mouth wide, and everyone present also opened their eyes wide.

This is a lot of information!

between these two
"piss off!"

Du Kui became angry with embarrassment: "I am a man, so I can't have children. I treat you as a man, and you let me give birth to you?"

"Then ask your wife to help."

Du Shun stared in bewilderment, maybe he didn't understand what he said.

Du Kui raised his thick palm, aimed at Du Shun's head and patted it down.

"Snapped"

This slap was very loud: "He did it, I beat you to death, don't you miss my wife a long time ago?"

After being slapped, Du Shun didn't feel any pain under the final anesthesia, so he grinned: "As long as your wife is like that, I don't like it either. Isn't it just to use it and have a baby?"

Du Ming couldn't stand it anymore, this guy was really drunk: "Dashun, you've had enough, go to sleep now."

"what?"

Du Shun turned his head: "Village chief, you are here, give me advice, I am going to change my career, I want to be a great writer, I want to write articles, I want to publish a book, I plan to compile my miserable life into a book, that is the title of the book I didn't think about it."

This guy was really drunk, talking incoherently, saying what he thought of.

"You haven't graduated from the fifth grade of primary school, how dare you write a book?"

Du Ming dragged him and threw him onto the bed: "Quickly sleep."

"Village Chief, if you don't help me think of a book title, I'll pester Teacher Zhang."

Du Ming's head was full of black lines: "Okay, let me think of some book titles for you: "The Birth of Waste", "Don't Bully the Young and Poor", "Don't Bully the Middle-aged and Poor", "Don't Bully the Old and Poor", "The Dead Are Great", how about it? , how would you summarize your life like this?"

"Village chief, you are not authentic."

Du Shun muttered: "Your titles are more exciting than the content of my entire life. How can I write them?"

After finally persuading Du Shun to fall asleep, Du Ming and the others walked out of the Du Shun Hotel.

Du Kui also cursed: "This bastard, I'll ignore him from now on."

The next day, Zhang Xiaoyue went to class, while Du Ming went to the river with a bucket.

Zhang Xiaoyue wanted to eat crayfish, and there was one in the river in the east of the village.

Those little kids had already gone to class, so Du Ming had no choice but to go into the water himself.

"puff"

Just after entering the water, a head popped out of the water behind him, followed by another head.
A total of seven or eight.
"I wipe it, Lao Du"

How many little kids are still diving in this late autumn, when winter is about to enter?
Seeing Du Ming, these little kids panicked.

Du Ming's face was full of black lines: "Lawless?"

Old Du?

These little brats don't fight for a day, and go to the house to expose the tiles.

Du Ming went directly to a tree, picked up a large pile of clothes, and put them elsewhere.Then I went into the water to touch the prawns, and after a while, I heard the little kid not far away yelling: "I wipe, my clothes are gone."

"My clothes are gone, too."

"Which bastard, my daughter-in-law and someone ran away, and the guy with the green hat who couldn't lift his head stole our clothes"

The brat was cursing, Du Ming had black lines all over his face: "Everyone come here"

"village head."

A few little kids with wet hair covered their hands with their hands, and stood up in the river in an orderly manner.The river was just below the base of his thighs.

"I took your clothes"

"Sip?"

The little kids looked at each other in blank dismay, a little apprehensive.

Just now, they scolded the village chief!
"Do you want to make atonement?"

Du Ming pointed to his bucket: "I want crayfish, fill this bucket up, and I can forget about it."

"Uncle Ming, don't worry, we'll catch it for you. I'm the best at catching shrimp."

Looking at the little kids with relaxed faces, Du Ming smiled and said, "Don't fool me, I only want crayfish, not fish."

In just two hours, a big plastic bucket was full of lobsters.

Du Ming pointed not far away: "Hurry up and get dressed, I'll send you to school. Do you know that knowledge is the most precious thing? How dare you skip class to swim?"

"You are wasting your life. Do you understand how much knowledge you can learn in these two hours?"

Du Ming pointed at the little boy and reprimanded him. Du Peng hesitated: "Uncle Ming, you helped us waste these two hours. Otherwise, how could we catch so many crayfish?"

Still dare to be stubborn?

Du Ming broke off a branch and chased them to school like ducks.

When they arrived at the school gate, Zhang Xiaoyue stood in front of the school with a dignified face: "I will call my parents tomorrow."

Frustrated, the little kids spread their feet and ran to the classroom.

Du Ming chuckled, and Zhang Xiaoyue rolled his eyes at him: "You're wasting my students' study time again."

"I'm wronged."

Du Ming was in the wrong, Zhang Xiaoyue didn't pursue this matter, leaving him behind.

Carrying a bucket of crayfish, Du Ming started to go home.As soon as he entered the village, a burly man walked up to him.

This burly man was tall and strong, nearly two meters tall, with a big frame, a cropped head, and dull eyes.Carrying a big rock, go home.

That big rock weighs three to four hundred catties, and a strong man can do it effortlessly.

"Uncle Tiger, why are you carrying rocks?"

Li Hu, Li Guang's cousin.

Li Hu looks a little silly, but in fact Li Hu is not stupid, but he is too honest and introverted.

His father died early, dropped out of school in the second grade of elementary school, and took care of his half-paralyzed mother at home.

It's just that the two of them had been working away from home before, and Du Ming didn't know when he would come back.

"Ming dynasty."

Li Hu's voice was muffled, his eyes flustered: "It's nothing, it's nothing"

Du Ming was instantly puzzled, why is Li Hu so flustered?

(End of this chapter)