I spent those years in the countryside

Chapter 204 Are They Crazy?
"Fuck you, can you talk?"

Du Chuanjin just stared at him, but he was not angry: "I want to live my life while I'm still young, it's all because my brain circuits can't keep up with the development of the times. , with 1000 yuan, I can catch beautiful women and open a house."

The young man's eyes lit up: "Master Jin, please make a move."

"hey-hey."

Du Chuanjin laughed and took out a cigarette, and the young people in the village took out their lighters one after another.

"Yo, Master Jin has drawn Hua Zi?"

Du Chuanjin took a puff of cigarettes and puffed out the clouds, which was very pleasant: "Except for Huazi, smoke other coughs."

Look at this sum that he pretended to be. The young people wanted to roll their eyes, but they also wanted to learn from the scriptures. They all held back their smiles and waited for Du Chuanjin's teaching with strange expressions.

"I can afford 1000 yuan, and I can spend a day in style."

Du Chuanjin thought for a while and asked: "For example, if you see a goddess who is at the level of harming the country and the people, you only pay 1000 yuan. How do you pursue her?"

"If it were me?"

A young man didn't even think about it: "Spend 300 yuan for a meal, then spend 200 yuan to buy flowers, and then spend 200 yuan to buy movie tickets to watch a movie, and then use the rest of the money to open a house."

Du Chuanjin was full of contempt: "Then ride the shared bicycle that was swept away?"

"No wonder you are all single now. People like you ignore you at home."

Du Chuanjin didn't remember it at all. He is over 60 and still single: "Look at my outfit. I have 1000 yuan. First, I spend 600 yuan to rent a sports car, spend 50 yuan to buy a bunch of flowers, and then spend 100 yuan to buy a bunch of flowers. RMB to buy movie tickets, drive a luxury sports car and eat the rest of the money from roadside stalls to open a house.”

"Grandpa, you are wrong. Women nowadays think they are low when they eat at roadside stalls. If they eat high-end western food, 1000 yuan is not enough for one person."

"What do you know, kid?"

Du Chuanjin laughed, and said arrogantly: "Women, talking about money with a man who has no money, even if you spend 1 yuan for a meal, he thinks you are poor. Women, talking about relationships with rich people, I am Wearing this outfit, driving a luxury sports car, that is a rich person, eating roadside stalls, that is called flirting, experiencing life young and young, you don’t understand”

The young people gave thumbs up one after another: "Master, you are awesome!"

"Hey, I could have been a scumbag in the first place. It was all because of my single-mindedness. I was hurt by being too responsible."

Du Chuanjin shook his head, full of the arrogance of a lover.

"In the past, it was because I was too dedicated. I was sad once and never married. You don't know that I am still so handsome at this age. When I was young, I was a well-known handsome young man in ten miles and eight villages."

Du Chuanjin sighed: "I don't like ordinary women, I want to find someone like Chang'e."

You can't find Ruhua now
The young people in the village complained one after another, this old guy is too narcissistic, or...I wake him up with yellow urine?
"Hum."

Seeing the expressions of the young people in the village, Du Chuanjin groaned twice, took out his mobile phone and shook it. This is the latest Huacheng mobile phone, costing thousands of dollars, and flipped through a photo.

How about showing off your wealth? The 2 yuan given by the village head must have been spent.

The old man showed the mobile phone to everyone, and there was a photo on the mobile phone.

One finger is covered with a large emerald ring, but the palm is very old, holding the steering wheel with a double B letter: "Hey, I'm dressed up today, just to go on a date, young man, follow me. "

Du Chuanjin walked towards the village entrance shaking his head.

A young man sneered and said, "Master Jin, your girlfriend has been in a desperate situation for 20 years."

"What do you know, my girlfriend just passed her [-]th birthday a few years ago. Don't worry about this, she froze her eggs, which were born by Hai Neng"

"Hey, when your son is born, let her take care of the child with her great-grandson"

Du Chuanjin ignored them and went straight to the village.

When he saw Du Ming, Du Chuanjin nodded: "Village chief, let's see each other?"

"Are you still running?"

Du Ming smiled.

Du Chuanjin rolled his eyes and whispered in Du Ming's ear: "Village chief, don't pass on what I said. Aunt Wang in the next village danced in the square and twisted her waist. I'm going to her house to help chop firewood."

Du Ming rolled his eyes straight: "I'm afraid her son will chop you up."

Raising his eyebrows, Du Chuanjin was full of pride: "Young man, haven't you had a date yet? Her son has been sent to the county seat. I will guide her to make lanterns by the way."

Looking at Du Chuanjin, who showed his big yellow teeth and took out a pair of sunglasses from his pocket, he very proudly rolled out a [-]-bar bicycle from his home at the entrance of the village, and left gracefully.

"Village Chief. Village Chief"

Seeing Du Ming, a group of young people greeted him one after another.

Du Ming glanced at them and frowned.

He tugged at a young man with braided hair: "Hey, you're pretty fashionable, it's just a pity."

This young man is only 19 years old, and his name is Du Yan: "The village chief, what a pity, should my hair be oiled?"

"It's too motherly to bake a fart. Look at your tights. You don't have a muscle in your body. You are so dry. If you don't know it, you think you are a shriveled girl. Hurry up and change your hairstyle, and then buy some decent clothes "

Xiaonian is still a little unconvinced, his braid is his lifeblood.

Du Ming sneered: "Do you want to learn from Master Jin?"

Kim?

The big bachelor in the village, he doesn't want to learn.

Du Ming curled his lips: "With your body and dress, no girl's mother will be able to see it. On the day of the Lantern Festival, there must be many girls from other villages. It's time for you to show off. You don't want everyone else to find a wife. You can't find it yet."

"I cut it!"

Du Yan nodded heavily.

"And you guys, look at what you're wearing, you're not stable at all, you're all in your twenties, so you can't throw away these fancy clothes, you know, it's better if you know it, and those who don't know it think it is Er bastard, bum bastard?"

Several young people were ashamed.

"The men in Dadu Village are the only ones. I will try my best to create conditions for you. If you do this, you will hinder me."

After teaching the group of youngsters a lesson, Du Ming started to wander around the village again.

When he came back from his stroll, Du Ming suddenly found that there were many strange girls in the village, some were 23 or [-] years old, some were [-] or [-] years old, all dressed up in fancy dresses, they went straight to the forest at the west end of the village.

Du Ming frowned. Which village are these girls from?
Don't know the dangers of the mountains?
"Could it be that you are looking for Shanzao?"

When the jujube comes to this season, it starts to be air-dried, and it is good to make tea.

Du Ming didn't take it seriously either. As soon as he got home, he saw a group of young people in the village, including the ones Du Ming taught just now: "Village chief, let's go, let's save the beauty."

Du Ming: "???"

After these young people left, Du Ming returned to the yard full of doubts. Zhang Xiaoyue and Du Ting were not there.

After a stroll, Du Ming walked out of the yard and found a lot of people gathered in front of the house.

"problem occurs?"

Startled, Du Ming walked down the hillside, Du Ming frowned.

"What are you all gathering here for?"

There are old and young people in this group, and there are also young people who have been married: "Village chief, this f*ck is crazy. Girls from other villages, I don't know who I heard it from. The young people in our village are keen on heroes saving the beauty. Come from our village, you can go into the mountains to create danger, and wait to be rescued."

Du Ming: "???"

"I said. Are they crazy?"

(End of this chapter)