I spent those years in the countryside
Chapter 244 Killing Pigs
Chapter 244 Killing Pigs
On the sixth day of the third lunar month, Saturday, the weather was fine.
Du Ming's old house was very lively.
"Ai ai. Catch it. The village chief ran away, the village chief ran away."
In the yard, the wild boar on the chopping board was still because of Du Xing. The wild boar struggled to get off the chopping board, and several people hurriedly chased after it.
Du Kaishan yelled for Du Ming's support, so he subconsciously shouted: "Oh, the village chief, come quickly, run away. The village chief has run away, the village chief is blocking you."
Du Ming's head was full of black lines.
Li Genchen laughed loudly: "The village chief didn't run away, but the village chief is guarding the door."
Du Kaishan knew that he had made a mistake when he was in a hurry, so he quickly corrected it: "Yes, yes, the village chief didn't run away, it was the pig who ran away."
When he was distracted, the wild boar chased by several people directly pushed him to the ground.If it weren't for Du Kui's sharp eyesight and quick hands, the wild boar's hoof would have trampled on his face.
"Step aside"
Li Hu is tall and powerful, and he was holding the other pig, but he couldn't stand it anymore, so he let go of his hand: "I'll do it."
It doesn't matter if he lets go, Li Guang alone can't hold down the two hind legs of the wild boar on the chopping board.
Li Hu let go too fast and too simply.
The knife was already on the pig's neck, and this struggle directly landed on Li Guang's chest.Li Guangdeng fell on his back and slid two meters away, almost suffocating.
"Ow."
The wild boar waiting to be slaughtered had no one to hold down its hind legs, and this struggle also fell to the ground.
For a moment, more than a dozen people grabbed the other two wild boars and stood anxiously in the corner of the yard. The other dozen people ran around the wild boars, yelling, and the whole yard was a little too lively.
"Get out of the way"
Du Kui held a thick and long stick in his hand: "Look at me smashing it to death!"
"woo"
The crowd dispersed, and the stick in Du Kui's hand, with a whistle, hit the wild boar.
"boom"
The stick hit the wild boar's head firmly, and the wild boar straightened up and fell to the ground.
"Ha ha."
Du Kui laughed: "There are so many of you, why don't I have a stick, grab him and put him on the chopping board?"
Everyone came back to their senses and stretched out their hands to press.
But before holding it down, the wild boar turned over and stood up, like crazy, rampaging, and Li Guang, who had just stood up, rubbed his chest and bared his teeth, was knocked down again.
"I said. Damn it"
Not caring about the pain, Li Guang climbed onto the chopping board on the table.
"Daguang, don't climb up there. We kill pigs, but we won't kill you."
At this time, there are still people making fun of it.
Next, the two wild boars kept crashing wildly, and there were more than thirty people in the yard, three of whom were knocked down in the small yard.Not only that, because of the rampage of the two wild boars, on Du Kailin's side, for fear of being hit by the wild boars, some people let go when avoiding the wild boars.
"Ow."
Four wild boars, chasing about thirty people, ran wildly in the yard.
"The village chief gets out of the way"
A tall wild boar rushed towards Du Ming while being chased by everyone.
Everyone was startled, Du Kaishan was sent flying just now, if he hit the village chief with the door behind him, he would be injured.
"Humph"
Du Ming snorted coldly: "I can't even catch a few wild boars."
He stretched out his fist and hit the wild boar on the head with one punch.
The wild boar, which was rampaging, fell to the ground without a sound.
Du Ming stepped forward and grabbed another wild boar.Du Ming grabbed the wild boar that several people couldn't catch, and put it on the chopping board: "What are you still doing, hurry up and hold it down!"
The four pigs took care of two of them, and Du Ming held down the other with his big hand.
Li Hu also pushed down his head: "Come on, I caught it"
Since then, the four wild boars have finally been subdued.
"Village chief, you cow"
The courtyard was finally quiet. Except for the howling of wild boars, everyone looked at Du Ming differently.
Of the four wild boars, one was killed with one punch, and the other two were easily subdued.
"I'm down too"
Li Hu looked at the crowd: "You were all chased away by pigs, and I knocked one down by myself."
"Master Tiger is amazing."
"Uncle Tiger, Niubi."
"Uncle Tiger is great"
Immediately a wave of likes came up, and Li Hu laughed: "You guys are not fit enough. The village chief said that the young people in our village will die after they get married. Look at me, how good my body is!"
Du Ming's face was very dark, when did I say this?
"Daguang, are you all right?"
Li Guang and Du Kaishan were knocked down by a wild boar during the chase just now. Du Ming lifted Li Guang's clothes, and Li Guang's chest was covered in bruises: "Fortunately, no bones were injured."
Du Kaishan hurt his waist, and he was covering his waist the whole time, grinning.
Du Ming checked it: "It's okay, I won't delay your work."
"Work?"
Du Kaishan grinned, and gasped: "I'm already like this, what else can I do? Let Brother Kaisheng help me."
"Really?"
Du Ming smiled sinisterly.
Du Kaishan always felt that Du Ming was going to do something wrong, so he nodded, "Of course it's true, I was really hurt."
"You know what I mean by work?"
Du Ming laughed and said: "Brother Kai Sheng, you heard that, go to Dashan's house now. What I meant just now was not to delay Dashan's work at night. He said he was injured and asked you to go."
"Ha ha."
Everyone laughed, Du Kaishan's face was full of black lines: "Village chief, you don't play cards according to the routine."
Du Ming patted him on the shoulder: "You said it yourself, no one forced you, remember next time, don't talk nonsense until the problem is cleared up, that's all, go back and rest, come tomorrow morning eat meat."
"Row"
Du Kaishan was there panting for air-conditioning, walked a few steps, and looked back at the pig lying on the chopping board: "Remember, save the two meatballs for me. I will eat the meatballs tomorrow."
It was this pig that knocked Du Kaishan down twice.
"The mountain is empty. These meatballs are a good thing. I'm afraid you won't be able to eat them then."
"Ha ha."
Everyone laughed, Du Kaishan left with a dark face: "Remember, mark me."
Among the crowd talking and laughing, there was only one young man with a sad face. Du Ming walked up to him, "Dakun, are you hurt?"
Du Kun looked up: "No."
"Then what are you doing with a sad face? Are you sad when we kill pigs?"
Du Kun still had a mournful face, ignoring everyone's teasing and just checking his phone occasionally.
Du Ming felt that Du Kun was inexplicable. Just now, this guy was teasing Du Kaishan. How did he become so weak in the blink of an eye?
"What's on your mind, tell me, everyone will help you as a staff member"
Seeing Du Ming asking again, Du Kun was even more frowning, shaking the phone in his hand hesitantly: "Village Chief, do you think I'm too stupid?"
Du Ming: "???"
Seeing that Du Kun was really sad, everyone laughed nonchalantly: "You child, just say what you have to say. It's hard for us to analyze it if you're so secretive."
"That. In the spirit of loyalty to love, I just broke up and caught up with a girl. She just agreed to date me yesterday"
"This is a good thing. Your luck is really strong. You change your girlfriend every day?"
Du Ming was a little envious.
"No. Today she sent a message asking me to have dinner. I didn't react for a while, so I just replied: Who are you? No, you want to break up with me."
(End of this chapter)
On the sixth day of the third lunar month, Saturday, the weather was fine.
Du Ming's old house was very lively.
"Ai ai. Catch it. The village chief ran away, the village chief ran away."
In the yard, the wild boar on the chopping board was still because of Du Xing. The wild boar struggled to get off the chopping board, and several people hurriedly chased after it.
Du Kaishan yelled for Du Ming's support, so he subconsciously shouted: "Oh, the village chief, come quickly, run away. The village chief has run away, the village chief is blocking you."
Du Ming's head was full of black lines.
Li Genchen laughed loudly: "The village chief didn't run away, but the village chief is guarding the door."
Du Kaishan knew that he had made a mistake when he was in a hurry, so he quickly corrected it: "Yes, yes, the village chief didn't run away, it was the pig who ran away."
When he was distracted, the wild boar chased by several people directly pushed him to the ground.If it weren't for Du Kui's sharp eyesight and quick hands, the wild boar's hoof would have trampled on his face.
"Step aside"
Li Hu is tall and powerful, and he was holding the other pig, but he couldn't stand it anymore, so he let go of his hand: "I'll do it."
It doesn't matter if he lets go, Li Guang alone can't hold down the two hind legs of the wild boar on the chopping board.
Li Hu let go too fast and too simply.
The knife was already on the pig's neck, and this struggle directly landed on Li Guang's chest.Li Guangdeng fell on his back and slid two meters away, almost suffocating.
"Ow."
The wild boar waiting to be slaughtered had no one to hold down its hind legs, and this struggle also fell to the ground.
For a moment, more than a dozen people grabbed the other two wild boars and stood anxiously in the corner of the yard. The other dozen people ran around the wild boars, yelling, and the whole yard was a little too lively.
"Get out of the way"
Du Kui held a thick and long stick in his hand: "Look at me smashing it to death!"
"woo"
The crowd dispersed, and the stick in Du Kui's hand, with a whistle, hit the wild boar.
"boom"
The stick hit the wild boar's head firmly, and the wild boar straightened up and fell to the ground.
"Ha ha."
Du Kui laughed: "There are so many of you, why don't I have a stick, grab him and put him on the chopping board?"
Everyone came back to their senses and stretched out their hands to press.
But before holding it down, the wild boar turned over and stood up, like crazy, rampaging, and Li Guang, who had just stood up, rubbed his chest and bared his teeth, was knocked down again.
"I said. Damn it"
Not caring about the pain, Li Guang climbed onto the chopping board on the table.
"Daguang, don't climb up there. We kill pigs, but we won't kill you."
At this time, there are still people making fun of it.
Next, the two wild boars kept crashing wildly, and there were more than thirty people in the yard, three of whom were knocked down in the small yard.Not only that, because of the rampage of the two wild boars, on Du Kailin's side, for fear of being hit by the wild boars, some people let go when avoiding the wild boars.
"Ow."
Four wild boars, chasing about thirty people, ran wildly in the yard.
"The village chief gets out of the way"
A tall wild boar rushed towards Du Ming while being chased by everyone.
Everyone was startled, Du Kaishan was sent flying just now, if he hit the village chief with the door behind him, he would be injured.
"Humph"
Du Ming snorted coldly: "I can't even catch a few wild boars."
He stretched out his fist and hit the wild boar on the head with one punch.
The wild boar, which was rampaging, fell to the ground without a sound.
Du Ming stepped forward and grabbed another wild boar.Du Ming grabbed the wild boar that several people couldn't catch, and put it on the chopping board: "What are you still doing, hurry up and hold it down!"
The four pigs took care of two of them, and Du Ming held down the other with his big hand.
Li Hu also pushed down his head: "Come on, I caught it"
Since then, the four wild boars have finally been subdued.
"Village chief, you cow"
The courtyard was finally quiet. Except for the howling of wild boars, everyone looked at Du Ming differently.
Of the four wild boars, one was killed with one punch, and the other two were easily subdued.
"I'm down too"
Li Hu looked at the crowd: "You were all chased away by pigs, and I knocked one down by myself."
"Master Tiger is amazing."
"Uncle Tiger, Niubi."
"Uncle Tiger is great"
Immediately a wave of likes came up, and Li Hu laughed: "You guys are not fit enough. The village chief said that the young people in our village will die after they get married. Look at me, how good my body is!"
Du Ming's face was very dark, when did I say this?
"Daguang, are you all right?"
Li Guang and Du Kaishan were knocked down by a wild boar during the chase just now. Du Ming lifted Li Guang's clothes, and Li Guang's chest was covered in bruises: "Fortunately, no bones were injured."
Du Kaishan hurt his waist, and he was covering his waist the whole time, grinning.
Du Ming checked it: "It's okay, I won't delay your work."
"Work?"
Du Kaishan grinned, and gasped: "I'm already like this, what else can I do? Let Brother Kaisheng help me."
"Really?"
Du Ming smiled sinisterly.
Du Kaishan always felt that Du Ming was going to do something wrong, so he nodded, "Of course it's true, I was really hurt."
"You know what I mean by work?"
Du Ming laughed and said: "Brother Kai Sheng, you heard that, go to Dashan's house now. What I meant just now was not to delay Dashan's work at night. He said he was injured and asked you to go."
"Ha ha."
Everyone laughed, Du Kaishan's face was full of black lines: "Village chief, you don't play cards according to the routine."
Du Ming patted him on the shoulder: "You said it yourself, no one forced you, remember next time, don't talk nonsense until the problem is cleared up, that's all, go back and rest, come tomorrow morning eat meat."
"Row"
Du Kaishan was there panting for air-conditioning, walked a few steps, and looked back at the pig lying on the chopping board: "Remember, save the two meatballs for me. I will eat the meatballs tomorrow."
It was this pig that knocked Du Kaishan down twice.
"The mountain is empty. These meatballs are a good thing. I'm afraid you won't be able to eat them then."
"Ha ha."
Everyone laughed, Du Kaishan left with a dark face: "Remember, mark me."
Among the crowd talking and laughing, there was only one young man with a sad face. Du Ming walked up to him, "Dakun, are you hurt?"
Du Kun looked up: "No."
"Then what are you doing with a sad face? Are you sad when we kill pigs?"
Du Kun still had a mournful face, ignoring everyone's teasing and just checking his phone occasionally.
Du Ming felt that Du Kun was inexplicable. Just now, this guy was teasing Du Kaishan. How did he become so weak in the blink of an eye?
"What's on your mind, tell me, everyone will help you as a staff member"
Seeing Du Ming asking again, Du Kun was even more frowning, shaking the phone in his hand hesitantly: "Village Chief, do you think I'm too stupid?"
Du Ming: "???"
Seeing that Du Kun was really sad, everyone laughed nonchalantly: "You child, just say what you have to say. It's hard for us to analyze it if you're so secretive."
"That. In the spirit of loyalty to love, I just broke up and caught up with a girl. She just agreed to date me yesterday"
"This is a good thing. Your luck is really strong. You change your girlfriend every day?"
Du Ming was a little envious.
"No. Today she sent a message asking me to have dinner. I didn't react for a while, so I just replied: Who are you? No, you want to break up with me."
(End of this chapter)
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