It's all because of the blind date

Chapter 15 Wild Boar Attacks
Damn, I have never been so unlucky in such a big life. I went up to the mountain to hunt and was able to encounter heavy snow to cover the mountain. ?

I couldn't help cursing inwardly, but I didn't dare to take the wild boar outside the door lightly, and Li Qingqing's thinking was bad, what if she really thought that wild boars were so easy to deal with with domestic pigs, what if she rushed up directly when she met them again in the future?
Although the possibility of this is almost zero, it is still necessary to wake her up.

So I pretended to be annoyed and said: "It's not as simple as you think. The wild boar is different from the domestic pigs you see, and if it has been outside, we may not be able to last long inside the house."

"what?"

Li Qingqing obviously didn't believe what I said, and his face was full of doubts: "Brother Liangzi, you are so powerful, you even took care of the wolves, and there were three of them at once, so it's easy to take care of a wild boar, right?"

Ha ha……

Hearing this, I looked down at the wound on my chest with a slight scar. Is this a compliment or a detriment to me?

"I'm not as powerful as you think. If you hadn't come to save me in time, I would have already eaten Po Meng's soup."

Yes, although I knew that Li Qingqing was unintentional, but when I said this, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in my heart.

If it weren't for Li Qingqing, I would be dead by now. It's ridiculous that I despised her and despised her before. From this point alone, I should despise myself the most.

"Uh uh... That's brother Liangzi, you beat the wolf to death so I can get a chance. Why do you sound like this wild boar is better than a wolf?" Li Qingqing also sensed the change in my mood, and hurriedly changed the subject .

"To a certain extent, it is." I said to her very seriously.

"How to say?"

"Although the wild boar is not as smart as the wolf, nor does it have the sharp claws and extremely fast speed of the wolf, but its skin is very thick. At least the crossbow in our hands can't hurt it now."

And this wild boar is different from a wolf, it will run away when it finds that something is wrong, once it gets angry, even if it is dead, it will cut off a layer of skin, and the wild boar is very strong, coupled with its sharp Once the fangs are bitten by it, it is even worse than being bitten by a wolf. "

While I was talking to Li Qingqing, I paid attention to the movement outside again. Just as we were talking, the wild boar outside seemed to have stopped. Although there were still some heavy breathing sounds, it was no longer the previous "hum-chi-hum" Chi" sound, probably fell asleep.

After a long time, Li Qingqing recovered from the shock of my words, his expression became tense, and he asked, "Brother Liangzi, what should we do now?"

"sleep."

After finishing speaking, I lay down on the kang again. Since the wild boar is not going to rush in for a while, I dare not go out to see where it is. If I offend it, it will kill me at night It's going to be really difficult to handle when the time comes.

"How can I sleep?"

Li Qingqing was obviously a little scared because of what I said just now, and stared in the direction of the door blankly, as if afraid of the wild boar rushing in suddenly.

I couldn't help but feel a little guilty, and comforted me: "Don't worry, the wild boar should be asleep now, and it won't cause any harm to us for the time being, besides, isn't there a door blocking it?"

"It's just that the lights are in the dark right now. I don't have a good way to drive it away. I'll let it go away tomorrow morning."

Faced with wild boars with bad skin and thick flesh, I dare not kill them. I can only drive them away.

"Brother Liangzi, so you have a solution?" Li Qingqing asked again.

"Ah."

I nodded against my will.

In fact, I have a knitting method, everything is just words to comfort her.

But even if I have nothing to do now, I must find a way to subdue it tomorrow morning, otherwise I really dare not eat it in the house tomorrow, the smell will definitely attract the wild boar, and when it breaks in, it will be It's really troublesome.

But when Li Qingqing heard this, she felt relieved, and before she lay down to sleep, she said, "Brother Liangzi, come on, I'm waiting to eat wild pork."

Hearing this, I was immediately overwhelmed with arrogance, and the wild boar outside the door was completely ignored by me, and became "it's just a wild boar"

……

Of course, thinking it was such a bold idea, when I got up the next day, I still had to carefully observe through the crack of the door to see where the wild boar was.

Looking at it, my embarrassing cancer happened again in an instant. Damn it, this wild boar knew how to choose a place, and fell asleep directly at the door.

Because although Li Qingqing and I seldom go out, there are not so many places in the house. Most of the firewood is piled outside, and only the ones to be burned the next day are moved into the house to dry.

So we usually go out, so Li Qingqing has cleaned the snow in front of the house a lot these days, which will make it dry and comfortable. This wild boar is not stupid, so he just found a comfortable place.

But in this way, I can't help but make my head dizzy. This thing is just lying here, how can we get out?

Although it is also possible to jump out from the window, the problem is that those wood fires are piled on both sides of the door. Even if you go out from the window, you have to go around to the front of the house. Complete the task of moving firewood.

And there is another most direct reason, which is what I thought about before going to bed last night, that is, wild boars also eat meat, and they will lie at the door, once we start cooking wolf meat, it will definitely be able to You can smell it, so why don't you bang on the door desperately?

How to do it?

When I went up the mountain, I brought a crossbow, which was okay to deal with wolves, but the wild boar’s skin was so rough that I couldn’t penetrate it at all, and my only weapon became a decoration, which was very difficult for me.

"Brother Liangzi, what does it smell like? It stinks..."

Li Qingqing frowned and asked as he went to add firewood in front of the fire.

Isn’t it just that, this wild boar has an unpleasant smell all over its body, and it’s also thanks to the fact that I grew up in the countryside. When I was young, my parents went to the field, so I was responsible for feeding the pigs. It is familiar.

But Li Qingqing, that's not it. She went out and worked hard very early. Although she was a little bit tired, she would not sleep in a pig's nest. The smell of this wild boar, she asked, is it ugly?
At this time, I was thinking about how to deal with this wild boar, and I didn't even think about explaining to her. I just said that the wild boar was just behind the door, and continued to think of a way.

(End of this chapter)