Superstars start as rookie trainees

Chapter 116 Chen Hang is equal to Chen Shixian?
On Saturday night, the second episode of the Poetry Conference that countless people have been looking forward to will be broadcast soon.

After Qian Lang and An Xiaoan's operation, the popularity and attention of the poetry conference was indirectly increased a lot.

Some people who were not interested in the Poetry Conference before, or who didn't know the program of the Poetry Conference at all, also came to chase this program.

They were amazed by Chen Hang's poems, and wanted to see how exciting this show was.

As a poetry lover, Zhang Fan has become a fan since he watched the first episode of the Poetry Conference.Now that the second episode is about to be broadcast, he naturally wants to continue chasing it.

Not only did he chase it alone, but he also pulled teachers from two schools to chase him together.These two are his colleagues, who are also poetry lovers.

"Old Zhang, are you kidding us? Didn't Chen Hang write a novel? I've seen his smile and pride. You want us to read a poem written by a novel author? Isn't that the same as showing us a male model wearing a female Underwear catwalk, can it look good?"

Colleague Mr. Lin expressed his doubts.

"This kind of variety show is not nutritious. All the people invited are amateurs, amateur poets, maybe not even amateurs. The quality is uneven, and there is a high probability that they just use poetry as a gimmick. Looking at it, I might as well read ancient poems set."

Another colleague, Mr. Qin, stuffed a peanut into his mouth, as if he looked down on this kind of variety show, thinking that it was not nutritious and just a gimmick.

If Zhang Fan hadn't pulled them along and kept telling them how good the Amway Poetry Conference was, and bought melon seeds, peanuts, beer and other snacks for them to prostitute for free, they wouldn't have accompanied Zhang Fan in chasing this poetry conference.

They have seen this type of variety show before, and they just use a poetic gimmick to attract people.

Just like some variety shows where some celebrities experience rural life, it is completely divorced from reality, not the same as real rural life, and it is not nutritious.

"Old Lin, Lao Qin, just trust me for once. The Poetry Conference is different from other variety shows, and you will definitely not be disappointed."

Zhang Fan still put all his strength on Amway.He has become a loyal fan of this show and an advertising salesman, and has a poetry conference with several relatives and friends.

With Zhang Fan's attitude, he can ask the program group of the Poetry Conference for advertising fees.

Lao Lin and Lao Qin didn't say anything.Knocking free melon seeds, watching the advertisements on TV, just watch it.

Zhang Fan was blowing the hype, and they were also a little bit curious about the poetry conference, and they definitely didn't stay here for free snacks.

A few minutes later, the long advertisement ended, and the second feature film of the Poetry Conference officially started.

"It's coming, it's finally here."

Zhang Fan's excited voice was a lot louder, and his hands and feet were a little flustered.

After looking forward to it for a week, the second issue is finally here.

"Old Zhang, are you exaggerating too much? Is it really that exciting? It makes you so excited."

Seeing Zhang Fan's excited dancing, Lao Lin couldn't help looking forward to the program of the Poetry Conference.

He is Zhang Fan's colleague, and he knows that Zhang Fan is usually a very quiet person, but now that Zhang Fan has become so excited, it can be seen that Zhang Fan really likes this program of Poetry Masters.Otherwise, I wouldn't try my best to give them Amway.

Lao Zhang and Lao Qin put down a handful of melon seeds in their hands, and watched seriously the poetry conference that made Zhang Fan dance.

They also want to see how exciting this program is and how high the quality is.

The first contestant to come on stage was an amateur poet whose main business was selling salted fish.Sure enough, as expected by the audience, the poems he wrote were similar to the salted fish he sold, they were quite smelly, and he was eliminated immediately.

Lao Zhang and Lao Qin thought that the Poetry Conference was nothing more than that!The quality of poems written by these amateur poets is indeed very poor. It is better to eat melon seeds than to watch poetry conferences.

Continue to watch, the second contestant came to the stage.The poet's poem is not bad, it is a modern love poem.

He said it was good, but in fact it was just like that. With the first Xianyu brother as a foil, it seemed that his poems were good.

In the eyes of Lao Lin and Lao Qin, two people who are familiar with ancient poetry, the poems of the second contestant are very ordinary, and it can be said that they are tasteless.

The poem written by the third contestant was even worse. If it wasn't for these snacks, Lao Lin and Lao Qin would have given up on the show and left.

"Old Zhang, the poetry competition is nothing more than that! The quality of the poems written by these contestants is too poor, and my poems are better than theirs."

Lao Qin stuffed two five-spice peanuts that had been peeled off into his mouth, thinking that this was the end of the show.

"I think so too. Old Zhang, did you take money from the show crew to blow them so hard?"

Lao Lin joked.

"Don't worry. You think the show is bad because the real master hasn't come on stage yet. When that person comes on stage, I promise you won't regret watching this show."

Zhang Fan continued to Amway.

Regarding Zhang Fan's words, Lao Lin and Lao Qin just listened casually and did not believe them.

That's all for this show, where did the master come from?
To be honest, it would be better to eat melon seeds than watching this poetry conference.

At this moment, Chen Hang came onto the stage wearing a Hanfu from the Tang Dynasty.

Zhang Fan said excitedly: "The main event is coming."

Lao Lin immediately stopped eating melon seeds and glanced at Chen Hang on the TV screen.At first glance, to be honest, he was sour, how could there be such a handsome guy?

"He's Chen Hang? The author of The Swordsman. Could it be that he's a silver gun and a wax head, and he's not good for anything, is he?"

Zhang Fan's tone was a bit lemony.He didn't believe that Chen Hang's poems would be good, he was handsome and could write poems, is that plausible?This world does not allow such a powerful person to exist.

Lao Qin nodded, deeply agreeing!That's right, the dog guy on TV is already handsome enough, how could he write poetry?

Zhang Fan didn't argue with them, he believed that Chen Hang's performance would not disappoint him.

Sure enough, Chen Hang did not disappoint Zhang Fan.

"once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking."

When Chen Hang recited the first two lines of the poem, Lao Qin and Lao Lin couldn't chew on the melon seeds in an instant, and looked up at the most handsome guy on the screen with wide eyes.

Does he really know how to write poetry?And it's so well written.

once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking.

It was absolutely brilliant.Seeing the water in the sea, I feel that the water in other places is no longer water. After seeing the clouds in Wushan, from now on, the clouds in other places are not worthy of being called clouds.

This forceful style is full in an instant!

As a poetry lover, Lao Lin is familiar with many good ancient poems. Chen Hang's two sentences are definitely of high quality, amazing and eye-catching.

Under the gaze of three pairs of eyes in front of the TV, Chen Hang on the screen walked back and forth in the center of the stage for a few steps, finally looked at the camera, and said affectionately: "Take the time to look back at the flowers, half destined to practice Taoism and half destined to be king."

"!!!"

The three people in front of the TV stared wide-eyed.

Lover!Still TM can play like this?
First talk about the unparalleled water and land in Canghai, then say that the clouds in Wushan are the best in the world, and finally change the subject and bring the topic to the girl you like, saying that compared to other girls, she is just like the water in Wushan in the sea. First.

As an old dog who has been single for 27 years, Lao Lin slapped his thigh, envious of Chen Hang on the screen.If he had the ability to praise girls like this, how would he have calluses on his hands that shouldn't have suffered pain after being single for 27 years?

The same is true for Lao Qin, who thinks Chen Hang's poem is really amazing.If he had written this poem, he would have chased after him the most beautiful female teacher in the school, okay?But...it doesn't seem too late now, it should be too late to copy Chen Hang's poem, right?

"How is it? Let me just say that the Poetry Conference is a great show, didn't it disappoint you?"

Seeing that the two friends were amazed by Chen Hang's performance, Zhang Fan felt a sense of satisfaction in his heart.

It feels very comfortable to satisfy friends with my Amway stuff.

"I'm chasing the show Poetry Conference."

Lao Lin's eyes became firm.He wants to learn to write love poems from Chen Hang... no, learn to write love poems from Teacher Chen. If he can learn the power of success, he will definitely get out of the singles.

Lao Qin said the same and wanted to learn from Mr. Chen.

He also thought about introducing this program to his favorite female teacher.The idea just appeared in his mind, and he threw it out in less than a second.

What are you kidding?Introduce to your favorite female teacher?Then his female teacher was robbed by Mr. Chen, what else could he do?

……

After the second episode of the Poetry Conference was broadcast, it received unanimous praise from the audience.

A group of sand sculpture netizens ran to Chen Hang's Weibo to make fun of it.

"Ergou, tell me, how many girls have you harmed? I am convinced that you can write such a poem that flatters girls."

"Ms. Chen, let's start a training class and teach me how to compliment girls. If I have you who are so good at flirting, I won't be single anymore."

"The scumbag is a real hammer. Most people can't write this kind of poem. Chen Hang is definitely a veteran in the field of love."

"I can't agree anymore. Grain Chen, Chen scumbag, bah! I hate scumbags the most (dog head saves my life)."

Since the second episode of the Poetry Conference was broadcast, in addition to Chen Ergou, Chen Hang has added titles such as Grain Chen and Chen Scumbag.

What Chen Hang couldn't bear the most was that someone actually called him Chen Shixian.He didn't wear clothes like pajamas, nor did he carry clothes like a wardrobe, so why should he be called Chen Shixian?

Chen Hang immediately posted a Weibo: "Please don't call me Chen Shixian, please? I'm really not a scumbag."

"Okay, Shixian."

"Got it, Shixian."

"Next time, Shixian."

Looking at the thousands of floors above, Chen Hang petrified on the spot: "..."

……

Longguo, a certain university playground.

The yelling of a group of boys in the basketball court, the "squeak" sound of the soles rubbing against the ground, and the couples walking together hand in hand, these images are all saying that this is youth.

On the other side of the playground, the wind blew the weeds beside the track. A girl shook off the boy's hand and said displeasedly, "Let's break up."

The boy looked dull, completely clueless.Isn't it because she said her foot hurts, and he strongly asked her to go to the hospital?It's for her good!Why do you want to break up all of a sudden?

"Why did you break up all of a sudden?"

The boy with the steel attribute has not yet reacted, his face is full of doubts and bewilderment.

"You are really stupid. You don't understand what they mean at all. Can't you just tell me not to go?"

The girl was so angry that her chest rose and fell like a blower.

His boyfriend is such an idiot, he can't turn his mind, and he is mad at her.

"Okay, then don't go."

The boy nodded obediently, and then said.

"That's it? Can't you give me some reason not to go? You're stupid."

The girl turned and left.

Her boyfriend, who she has been with for two months, has never said a single sweet word or love word to her. He always asks her if she has eaten, what to drink, and if she is tired.

He said he was tired and his shoulders were sore, so he said that you should take a good rest.This head is almost forming a steel bar.

No matter how she seduced him, he would always look like a straight man of steel, she really had enough.

This time, absolutely ignore him for a week.

Looking at the girl going away, the boy was very anxious and a little bit at a loss.

He tried to remember what he did wrong just now.Pain in the foot, isn't it real pain in the foot, did you say that on purpose to let yourself beat her leg?

But he forced her to go to the hospital to see a doctor, no wonder she was angry.

Finally, the straight man of steel came to his senses and found out the mistake he had made.

Looking at the girl's back, he was thinking about what to do to keep her?What was she going to say so she wouldn't leave?

After racking his brains and thinking hard, he finally thought of the poetry conference he watched in the dormitory last night.He watched it through the Kuyou video, and there was a bullet screen, in which everyone scolded Chen Hang for being a scumbag.

Scumbags are the most popular with girls.

So the boy yelled, "Stop."

The shout was very loud, and many people on the playground looked over here.

The girl turned her head and glared at the boy dissatisfied.

The boy also seemed to realize that he was embarrassing her by shouting too loudly.

"sorry!"

The boy apologized first, and then imitated Chen Hang's appearance at the poetry conference, and walked towards the girl step by step: "Once the sea was too difficult to be water, except Wushan was not a cloud. Do you know? In my mind, you are the water in the sea. The cloud of Wushan. The world is so big, there are so many stars, in my heart you are the most shining one.

I was too stupid before, always unable to understand what you mean, always making you angry.Give me another chance, okay?I will definitely learn to keep up with your rhythm.Half of it is to improve myself, and the other half is to live up to meeting you. "

The boy directly translated Chen Hang's poems into vernacular, and then copied a few barrage lines to form these love words.

After speaking, the boy scratched his head.He didn't know if what he said was right or not.

A few seconds later, the girl rushed over, hugged the boy's neck, shed tears, and cursed: "Idiot! I never said I wouldn't give you a chance!"

This scene was watched by everyone on the playground.

A single old dog playing basketball threw the basketball into the open space.Depend on!In the dormitory, I heard my dog ​​roommate talking on the phone with his girlfriend.Come out to play basketball and abuse the dog.Let the dog live?
A group of single old dogs swearing.

A classmate even recorded the scene just now into a video and uploaded it to the Internet.A few hours later, the video went viral, and netizens exploded, discovering a new continent.

(End of this chapter)