The world was shocked: You call this a museum?

Chapter 243 Bald Brother
"Although the master is an idiot, the apprentice is very careful. Forget it, this is a good way!" Chi Lian said.

"Okay, then I'll go east, you can go west." Kong Kong said.

"Why? I just want to go east. Could it be that you are a coward and are afraid of the ghosts and ghosts in the Nine Nether Valley?" Daoist Chi Lian mocked.

Kong Kong was so excited by Taoist Chi Lian, he immediately became angry: "What are you afraid of? West is west! Disciples of Mount Shu listen, get up immediately, follow me into the mountain and go west!"

"Yes!"

The Chi Lian Daoist's face flickered, and he turned around and said: "Go, let's go too!"

Ever since, what was originally a mighty team was divided into two halves at the moment, one east and one west, and each wanted to do the opposite.

There are tens of thousands of disciples in Shushan, and the disciples above the out-of-body stage are the elite disciples, which are commonly known as the first generation disciples, and then the second generation disciples from the Lingji stage to the Yuanying stage, and the golden elixir stage and below include the golden elixir stage. The third generation of disciples.

The number of elite disciples mentioned above is only two to three hundred, and half of the elite disciples were mobilized this time. The three major masters, including the head master, were all dispatched.

As soon as they arrived at Jiuyou, the soldiers were divided into five groups, and a search team was established, and Zhao Yan was also named as the captain for one time, because of his status as the law enforcement elder, while the other four teams were Li Yingqi, Jin Buchang, and Cao Changgong still had emptiness.

As for Taoist Master Kong's real name, no one knows, and people only know a Taoist name, but Zhao Yan is in a dilemma at this time.

The twenty people behind him are all in the out-of-body stage and the fusion stage, and he is only in the fusion stage. It can be said that in terms of real fighting, he is not the opponent of several of them.

But since the headmaster made such an arrangement, he had to do it anyway.

"Elder, don't be in a daze, everyone else has left, so let's go too!" A bald man shouted.

Zhao Yan immediately reacted: "Okay, brother bald, let's set off now, I have brought all the flares."

"Don't call me Brother Bald, my name is Tu Xiong!!" The bald man immediately became angry.

Everyone laughed, and suddenly felt that Zhao Yan was quite interesting.

Zhao Yan smiled and said, "Understood Brother Bald."

"You..." Suddenly Brother Bald lost his temper when Zhao Yan told him that the other party was the law enforcement elder. If he insulted him casually, that would be a crime and he would be sent to face the cliff to think about his mistakes!
Zhao Yan looked at the team. Including himself, there are seven masters in the fusion stage, and the other [-] are masters in the distraction stage. Everyone has an aura of hard work, which is learned from real battles. of.

But when it comes to fighting, Zhao Yan is helpless. He has just reached the fusion period, and he hasn't fought a battle yet, and he doesn't know how much he weighs. At this time, his biggest problem is that he can't fly.

After all, I was in such a rush, I didn't have time to learn how to fly through the clouds.

"I said Captain, it's a long road, let's just use the flybar! It will save time..." Brother Bald shouted.

Zhao Yan said slowly: "Brother Bald, this is your fault, you are obviously lazy, you know, walking is the best way to find clues around you, and you see, this is a primeval jungle, if you fly, your vision It's not covered by tree branches."

In fact, Zhao Yan couldn't fly, so he just found a better excuse.

"Yes." The bald brother sighed.

A handsome guy next to him poked Brother Bald's creaking hole: "It seems that you have acquiesced in the title of Brother Bald."

There was laughter all around.

Brother Bald suddenly ran away: "Who, whoever calls me Brother Bald again, I'm in a hurry with whom!"

"But you really don't have hair." Zhao Yan laughed.

"What do you know, this bald head is more useful than hair. When you fight with someone, the sun is very bright. When you hit the critical moment, you can catch the sun with your forehead and blind the opponent's eyes, and then kill the opponent. One blow!" Brother Bald began to gesture with lifelike expressions.

Zhao Yan couldn't help pinching his chin: "Yeah, it seems that you often do this kind of thing..."

"That's natural, and when you take a shower, you don't need to wash your hair. It's so convenient. Just wipe your forehead with a towel, which can save a lot of time!" Brother Bald suddenly became proud.

Everyone nodded.

And the bald brother became more and more enthusiastic: "I tell you, there is a disciple named Lian'er under Li Yingqi's uncle, and this girl said that I am handsome with a bald head!"

The bald brother smiled brightly, his face was like a wild mountain chrysanthemum in full bloom, so fresh and beautiful.

Just saying that, the bald brother suddenly realized a problem, and finally Zhao Yan said: "Haha, so you like that girl, well, I will tell your uncle Li Yingqi later, let her return to vulgarity for you two, Getting married together, how about you, bald brother?"

"I, I... I was talking nonsense just now!! Elder Law Enforcement, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I was talking nonsense just now, please don't tell Lian'er, she will ignore me !" Brother Bald burst into tears, wishing to slap himself a few times.

The people around were already bursting with laughter: "Brother Bald, you are so fucking talented! Hahaha!"

"You, you are not allowed to laugh at a pure man's heart!" Brother Bald pointed around, biting his lip, looking pitiful.

Zhao Yan patted his shoulder: "Brother, if you want to be more open, you have the opportunity to go down the mountain more often. The mortal women at the foot of the mountain are no worse than Lianer. By the way, what do you like about Lianer?"

The bald brother said a little shyly: "My mother said, to marry a daughter-in-law, one should marry one with big breasts and big butt..."

"Why?" Everyone gathered together.

The bald brother covered his face: "Big ass, so it's easy to have a baby..."

The people around were all petrified, but Zhao Yan said: "Then why don't you marry a sow, that sow's buttocks are full of meat, giving birth is like farting, very coherent!"

"Hahahaha..." Laughter rippling above Nine You Valley, as if it was like a teahouse.

After a long time, everyone had enough talking and laughing, and walked towards the depths of Jiuyou Valley, and the atmosphere of this team was much better after being adjusted by Zhao Yan. The law enforcement elders have a lot of goodwill.

After all, no matter who it is, they like like-minded brothers. If the other party's mouth smells like a cesspit, who will get close to him?Or the person on the other side is like the lid of the cellar door, which cannot be broken open, so who would talk to him unfavorably?

"Did you see that woman, she turned out to be a zombie... I said, how could the head master keep her here? A zombie is actually in Shushan..." A female disciple pointed at the girl sitting in the gazebo from a distance. corpse Ji.

Another female disciple also nodded. She was wearing beige clothes: "Such a thing that corrupts human relations will happen in Shushan. The master should kill this pair of dogs and men immediately..."

(End of this chapter)