City: Hilarious Commercial Street

Chapter 141 141. They all want to come to the afterlife

"Pfft! Hahahaha!!!"

"Family portrait?!"

"Killing me!!!"

"It really is the back of the ancestral dragon, it can withstand a thousand catties!!!"

Thinking of the more than 20 children recorded in Brother Zheng's history books, as well as an unknown number of concubines, all pressed on Brother Zheng's back, watching him play games.

The heartless Li Fei didn't care about Brother Zheng's black face at all, and laughed like a dolphin.

Finally, under Brother Zheng's murderous little eyes, he smoothed his anger, Li Fei's eyes fell on his back, and he laughed out loud again.

Since Zulong's big ears, Zulong's flying kick, Zulong's marriage, and Zulong's small eyes, Brother Zheng has the stalk of Zulong's back again.

Seeing Brother Zheng was so angry that he wanted to leave, Li Fei quickly grabbed him, "Hey, don't be so excited, Brother Zheng, we are both brothers, what's wrong with smiling?"

Brother Zheng said angrily, "Who is with your brothers?"

"Both of us!" Li Fei patted Brother Zheng on the back, motioned him to sit down, then turned his head away and bit his lips hard.

Finally, after suppressing the laughter, Li Fei pinched his thigh and asked, "So, now everyone in the harem knows that you plan to retire early and come to us to retire, so they all went crazy? "

Mentioning the madness in the harem last night, Brother Zheng, who was still in fear, nodded heavily.

Who would have thought that Emperor Shihuang, who swept across the six kingdoms, would be forced by the tigress in the harem one day not to go to court, but to run directly to another world to avoid the limelight.

"So what do you say I should do?"

"Cold mix"

Brother Zheng asked himself how to deal with the issue of the harem and heirs, and Li Fei felt that he had always traveled to that era.

You must rack your brains to say something that is well-founded, neither offend the prince, nor the emperor, nor offend the harem, ministers, relatives, generals, eunuchs, maids, etc.

But now is the modern age, you want to ask me this headache?

Can't it just be cold?

Who told you that you can't help but play with your heart and insist on playing with the handheld in front of Fusu?
As a result, not only Fusu wants to give up the throne to others, but even other princes have expressed that they are ignorant and incompetent trash princes.

Everyone lost the idea of ​​fighting for the throne.

On the contrary, everyone is looking forward to spending time with their father in the afterlife, where there is an air conditioner, a washing machine, a refrigerator, and black silk cough cough!civilian life.

No one wants to be an emperor, the harem wants to be air-conditioned, and the princesses are attracted by the bold makeup of later generations.

Even if it's brother Zheng, he can't send all these people to prison.

They are all sent in, who will take over?
Where would I go to find such a fool?
At this time, a pretty boy surnamed Liu took Xiao He into the staff lounge with small arrogant steps.
Seeing Brother Xiaobang, Brother Zheng's eyes lit up, and he suddenly thought of a show operation
"Eh? Brother Xiaobang, come here, come here, let's have a good chat"

When the others were summoned by Brother Zheng, they naturally smiled, but as the founder of the next dynasty, you face the emperor of the previous dynasty.

Can laugh out of a ghost!
This bastard brought his wife's family and his own father's family here.

So that besides dealing with food stalls every day, he also has to fight wits with his wife who finds fault with him every day after reading history books
"Why does His Majesty invite me?"

Xiaobang's acting skills must be online. He walked up to Brother Zheng and bowed respectfully, and was immediately dumbfounded by Brother Zheng's words.

"Anyway, you are also the emperor of the next generation, why don't you come to be the emperor?"

After listening to Brother Xiaobang, cold sweat broke out from her whole body and directly wet the clothes on her body. He never thought that Brother Zheng would find him, but it was...
Seeing the true portrayal of the word 'sweating like rain', Li Fei patted Brother Zheng on the shoulder, signaling him not to be frightened.

If you don't want this throne, even a change of dynasty will trigger a series of chain reactions in the system.

That is to tease Brother Xiaobang's brother Zheng, who naturally knows all this.

Just the emperor.
They are all extremely cautious creatures.

Especially after discovering that Brother Bang was behind his back and playing the routine of scoring impression points with one hand, Brother Zheng couldn't help but want to beat Brother Bang.

Brother Zheng, who was in a better mood after letting Xiao Bang go, asked, "Even if you are a descendant, can't you solve this problem that was more than 2000 years ago?"

Li Fei: "Yes, the ratio of pi has not been calculated yet."

Seeing that Li Fei had nothing to do, Brother Zheng was a little disappointed, but he couldn't find a good solution.

Decided to feign death!

You don't want to be emperor, do you?
A country cannot live without a king for a day!
I'm dead, let me see what you guys do!
As soon as this remark came out, all the civil and military officials around were anxious.

How could you come up with such a nonsense decision?

Is there no other way in your little brain?

Seeing that Brother Zheng wanted to destroy not only the Great Wall but also the Xianyang Palace, Li Fei, he sighed and lamented that his heart was too kind.

He clearly wanted to defeat the Three Emperors and make them subdue.

And he couldn't bear to see these guys lose before they were defeated by him.

So, Li Fei coughed, interrupted the picture of "Hundred Officials Begging His Majesty to Not Die", and directly told Brother Zheng what he thought.

"Actually, don't make it so complicated. The rule book that the system gives each of you is very clear."

"If the throne is changed, then the next emperor will replace you and become the person in power here. If the empire collapses, then another dynasty must replace you."

"And from the perspective of the regulations for you wanting to settle in modern times, if you want to be out of the control of the system, you won't be dragged back to ancient times by the system because of the change of dynasty."

"I must grant you the right to leave the store, and sign a statement with the system that is out of control and security protection, and submit a turnover of 100 billion in exchange for this unlimited number of people."

"That is, you have to earn 100 billion turnover first, and both the system and I agree that you can come to this world to settle down."

"So instead of pretending to be dead and causing those princes to use their knives and guns, and no one wins in the end, it's better to be straightforward and have a competition!"

"The most capable will be the emperor"

Upon hearing this, Brother Zheng asked his own question, "Then they are going to compete, who is more useless?"

"Do you think anyone can be a waste casually?"

"Ok?"

Li Fei took out his mobile phone and found the life stories of those emperors who were not doing their jobs in the middle and late stages of the Zhu family dynasty.

After reading it, Brother Zheng couldn't help calling out his hot eyes.

Woodworking?
playing crickets?
Play strange pet?
If these guys were left in the Warring States Period, their heads would probably be blown off.

In this way, it can still maintain its rule for so many years.

Sure enough, my big winner's genes are excellent! ! !
(End of this chapter)