i have a date with a hero

Chapter 112 Misfortune Comes Out of Your Mouth
Alas, another person fell into the master's prank.Spoof, regardless of the occasion, regardless of the object.Master, you play too much.Playing with fire and setting yourself on fire is about you.

"Captain Zhou, to reform this kind of thing, we must start from the outside to the inside, from the outside to the inside. This is a gradual process, and there is no rush."

Hearing this, Zhou Yu was even more excited in his heart.The only little doubts have long been thrown out of the sky.Being able to be transformed by Mr. Lu will definitely benefit me a lot.I must seize this rare opportunity.

"Mr. Lu, tell me what to do. Mr. Zhou will listen to you."

Seeing Zhou Yu who was so urgent, Lu Buping stood up calmly, clapped his hands and said, "It's getting late, I'm going back to sleep. Dudu Zhou, if you make up your mind to change, come to me at noon tomorrow."

Seeing Lu Buping turning around to leave, Zhou Yu became even more anxious.I want to get started, but I am afraid that it will be too rude as before.Lu Buping caught a glimpse of Zhou Yu stretching out and withdrawing his hand.I complained endlessly in my heart, dealing with martial arts practitioners, I really suffered.Before the words come out, do it first.Open your mouth and squeak, is it that difficult?
"By the way, Governor Zhou, this roast chicken is for sister Xiao Qiao, and you can take it there for me."

Holding the roast chicken in his hand, Zhou Yu felt uncomfortable.Zhou admires Mr. Lu's talent and wisdom, but this is not an excuse for him to miss my wife.

When Lu Buping turned his head and saw Zhou Yu's face, he couldn't help but secretly smiled.I knew that he was so narrow-minded that he definitely couldn't fit a roast chicken.

"Captain Zhou, you can't refuse, this is Lu's wish," Lu Buping said affectionately, "You came here to take a bath in the middle of the night. Needless to say, I also know that there must be something wrong with sister Xiao Qiao .This roast chicken was given to you by me. Give it to sister Xiao Qiao as an apology, and she will forgive you."

Ignore Zhou Yu who was stunned and shocked.Lu Buping turned around and left.No need to look, I also know that Zhou Yu must be completely moved at this moment.

Mr. Lu treated me with good intentions, and I actually "measured the belly of a gentleman with the heart of a villain".Such a thing, Zhou will never allow it to happen again.

"I'm beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, I'm drunk, drunk—" Lu Buping hummed a little song all the way, and when he came outside his tent, he suddenly stopped.

How could I forget such an important thing?Severe hypochondriac still in my tent?Lu Buping turned around and wanted to leave, but the thought of Zhang Fei was confusing.He couldn't help frowning.

"Two evils, whichever is lesser", Zhang Fei and Cao Cao.Lu Buping thinks that severe hypochondria is easier to deal with.At least I know what he wants to do.

Master, are you sure you know what Cao Cao wants?This matter, the system seems to be hanging.It is estimated that Cao Cao himself does not know why he is holding on to you.Is it just to love and cherish talents?The system absolutely does not believe it.

Lu Buping took a deep breath and walked in.I saw Cao Cao sitting alone at the table drinking sour plum soup, cup after cup.I really didn't see it, if the severe hypochondriac likes to eat sour food, then he must be jealous too.

"Brother Cao, why are you here? You didn't even say hello in advance, I'm going to prepare the food and drinks. I'm neglecting you. Look, there is nothing in this room."

"Brother Lu, if you want, you can."

"Kang Dang——" a sound came, watching Cao Cao bring out a large food box from his side, and put it heavily on the table.The smile on Lu Buping's face couldn't hold anymore.This serious paranoid disease came prepared!
Looking at the four dishes and the two tanks of wine on the table, Lu felt that he would die. "Misfortune comes from the mouth" is not adulterated at all!Just now, why did I say that, why was I being polite to him?Isn't this just looking for trouble and asking for trouble?
"Brother Cao, you know, I don't drink."

"Brother Lu, this is not wine, you can understand Cao's painstaking efforts just by opening it."

As soon as he opened the lid, he couldn't stop the sour smell that came out of his nostrils.No need to look, the road is uneven.This is not wine, real sour plum soup.This serious hypochondriac, you want to jump into the vinegar vat yourself, why are you dragging me?Did I provoke you?You go to such lengths to tease me.

I can't drink this sour plum soup any more.He just came to beat me.Absolutely cannot let his purpose succeed.If there is one, there are two, followed by N+1 countless times.I must not be soured to death.

Sour?The system thought it was just a joke, but unexpectedly it will come true.Tsk tsk, if the master is killed by acid, it has absolutely nothing to do with this system.You did it on your own.

"Brother Cao, it's not good to overeat in the middle of the night. Your status is very important now, so you must never be in danger again."

Lu Buping was heartbroken, and as soon as he went up, he held Cao Cao's hand, showing his true feelings.He didn't even dare to imagine what he looked like, he was really afraid that he couldn't help but vomit.

"Brother Cao, this world still depends on you. Only you can restore the world to a peaceful and prosperous world. You must not have anything to do. If you continue to do this, regardless of your status, recklessly barge in. I will break up with you!"

Lu Buping suddenly stood up, and angrily shook off Cao Cao's hand.Immediately relieved, finally freed.Fortunately, my endurance is strong enough not to vomit.

Master, endurance, why doesn't this system know you have it?Don't you know that you have a heavy taste?Alas, "people are valuable to have self-knowledge".Master, this has nothing to do with you.

Not before, not now, and in the future, who knows?

Cao Cao was blinded by the gap between the sky and the ground for a while.Brother Lu, this temper is really big.However, he really put himself in Cao's shoes.This love, this righteousness, Cao has nothing to repay.

"Brother Lu, don't be angry, it's Cao who didn't think carefully. I really couldn't control it and wanted to see you. Alas, every meeting is always in such a hurry. Brother Lu, don't worry, Cao won't Let you down."

As soon as Lu Buping saw that Cao Cao was about to leave, he immediately snapped, "Stop, clean up the things on the table before leaving."

"Brother Lu, you are still considerate. If you have time, come to Jingzhou City, and Cao will wait for you."

"What are you talking about, let's go!"

Master, what kind of shit luck is this?Is that all right?I really don't understand, how did he become the final winner of the Three Kingdoms?How could you run away in a fright?Is this a generation of traitors?
After getting Cao Cao away, Lu Buping completely collapsed on the bed.Alas, dealing with severe hypochondria is exhausting.I figured it out, but I couldn't give him a good face.Otherwise, it will be endless.Now I can finally sleep well, right?

As soon as he closed his eyes, Lu Buping heard heavy and hurried footsteps outside.Hey, is this that blind-eyed guy again?It also keeps people from sleeping.How can I get worse and worse, let alone sleep until I wake up naturally.Now even sleep is a longing.What is this called?
Before Lu Buping could sit up, he saw a tall figure blocking his sight.Seeing the person's face clearly, he sighed.This little Zhang, after all, took my words as a deaf ear.Let him stick to his post, in the end he left his post without authorization.

Mr. Zhuge, Brother Zhao, I definitely don't blame me for this matter.It is you who entrusted inhumans!

Master, you can do it.It started because of you, but you pushed it clean. "Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge" has never seen you so clean and thorough.

"Mr. Lu, are you okay? I'm really worried. I haven't seen you come back after waiting for a long time. I'll come and have a look. I'm relieved to see that you're fine."

"Xiao Zhang, you left your post without authorization, do Mr. Zhuge and Brother Zhao know?"

"Mr. Lu, take a good rest and stop running around. I'll go first."

Seeing Zhang Fei running out in a hurry, Lu Buping was upset.I just want to sleep, why are these people so busy?The road is dry and uneven, just pick up the tea in the cup and drink it.It was sour plum soup in my mouth.

Bah, bah, bah, I must be mad.He even drank the sour plum soup as tea.

(End of this chapter)