i have a date with a hero

Chapter 315 It's All Nonsense
"Where, where, where? Hurry up and catch him." Liang Shan Song Jiang jumped up, opened his eyes and began to look around, Zhu Gui and the parcel.

"Zhu Gui, where did you go? Where's my package?"

"Big boss, don't look for it. Zhu Gui didn't run away. Didn't the package you sent be handed over to him long ago?"

Liangshan Song Jiang slapped his forehead, suddenly realized and smiled: "Oh, Daoist, I made you laugh. How did I forget such an important thing?"

"Master, this is not the only thing you forgot," Lu Buping sighed, "I wonder why those officials are chasing you so hard?"

"Master Daoist, which official does not want to catch me. I can get rich and get promoted. Who would want to miss such a good thing that kills two birds with one stone?"

Oh how I overlooked something so obvious.Liangshan is a den of bandits, and he is the leader of the bandits.Taking him down is a great achievement, saving 20 years of struggle.Such a once-and-for-all solution made the official almost greedy.Seeing such a large piece of meat slip away from his eyes, he did nothing.That's a complete idiot.

Master, you already know the truth, so what nonsense are you talking about?What is the use of brainstorming about these things every day, other than wasting good time?

"Hey, Taoist priest, I went to the fairyland just now and paid my respects to the Nine Heavens Profound Lady."

Facing the Liangshan Song Jiang who opened the gate in front of him, he babbled for half an hour without pausing.Even if it is recording, there must be a rest and buffer.What he said is all bragging and nonsense, I don't bother to care about it, it's a waste of time.

Lu Buping took advantage of his time to catch his breath, and immediately interjected: "Master, Li Kui and Zhu Gui are still waiting outside. If you have anything to say, can we go out and talk about it?"

"Master Dao, I'm so excited." Liang Shan Song Jiang said, his face full of excitement, "I have to tell them the good news."

Seeing the head of the family happily running over, Lu Buping couldn't laugh or cry.Does he have to say it again?
Liang Shan Song Jiang stepped forward and took Li Kui's hand, talking excitedly about his fantasy sleepwalking.After finishing his speech, he looked at Li Kui who had a flat reaction.He was still dissatisfied in his heart, and tried every means to drag Zhu Gui up from his deep sleep.Immediately afterwards, he talked with eloquence, and came again.

Isn't it just a dream?It took so much effort to say it three times.Alas, the more I talk about it, the more mysterious it becomes. This Liangshan Song Jiang can really talk nonsense.The three of them have finished listening, can he be quiet for a while now?
"Master Daoist, you know a lot. Does this dream have any warning and enlightenment? Can you explain it for me?"

Just close your eyes, the road to rest is uneven.Hearing his voice, I really don't want to pay attention.Isn't it enough for a person who has tossed so many dreams?
The head of the family looked at the Taoist priest and didn't respond. Could it be that his voice was too low?
"Daozhang, wake up, let's talk!"

I pretended to be asleep, such obvious disgust.Can't he see it?Nagging about one thing three times, isn't that enough?What is he thinking?Do you have to make trouble so that everyone can't sleep well?

Lu Buping opened his eyes angrily, just about to argue with him.Only to find that Li Kui and Zhu Gui had fallen asleep.The feeling of disturbing one's lucid dream is not good. I still understand the principle of "don't do to others what you don't want to be done to you".

Feelings, only one person is harassed.Could it be that I'm the only one who is easy to bully?Thinking of this, Lu Buping's anger sprang up.To be angry is to take the mistakes of others and punish yourself.I will not make such a low-level mistake that is not worth the loss!

"Daozhang, can you explain my dream?"

I am a Taoist priest, not the Duke of Zhou.Interpretation of dreams?You got the wrong guy.Take a deep breath, take a deep breath, say what you have to say, it's no big deal.

Master, who said that the one who interprets dreams must be Duke Zhou.Taoist priests are also very good at this.However, you may not.The only connection you have with the Taoist priest is the Taoist robe on your body.This system is to allow you to quickly do as the Romans do.Alas, I didn't expect it to become a weight for you to bluff.

"The head of the family, it's not that the poor will not help you. You made this dream. Of course, you have to slowly experience it yourself."

"Daoist, what you said is very true. Why didn't I think of this question? Thank you, Daoist, for your guidance."

"Efforts with little effort are not worth mentioning!"

If you don't know it, you say no, and you even find this high-sounding excuse.Unexpectedly, there are still people who are convinced.Master, are you really capable?Good luck!
Lu Buping couldn't bear to look directly at the boss who was always being silly.Close your eyes, you can still hear him giggling.How could he be able to sleep after doing this in the middle of the night!
Overthinking and not sleeping well is a tricky problem.But, master, you are not asleep.How does this system brainwash you?You wash your brain every day, and it doesn't get any better.If you don't wash it, you won't be able to read it.If it doesn't work, then have a dry cleaning.

Not to mention dry cleaning, this is the first time to practice this system.However, "the first time you are born, the second time you are acquainted", there is a first time for everything, so it's no big deal.Your brain is like this.If it is broken, where else can it be broken.

Lu Buping suddenly felt a gust of wind in the back of his head, blowing to his bones.Before he could feel it, he fell asleep.

Before he could open his eyes early in the morning, he heard someone talking in his ear.Opening his eyes, he saw the master again narrating his fantasy sleepwalking.

"Master Daoist, it's great that you woke up," Liang Shan Song Jiang said excitedly, "I really benefited a lot from listening to your words last night. When I woke up this morning, I understood the deep meaning of the dream. "

"Really, the master just started talking, so you can sit down and listen to it too." Zhu Gui smiled and made room for Lu Daochang, "It's quite interesting."

This Liangshan Song Jiang, take him away quickly.Where to come and where to go.I've had enough.These two people can still sit still, can they listen?Unexpectedly, the anti-masochistic heart of the ancients is so strong.

"Big boss, you are now the master of Liangshan. Have you explained to your brothers when you traveled far away?" Lu Buping lowered his face, and he had to get rid of him no matter what.I can't get a good night's sleep without him around.

Upon hearing this, Liangshan Song Jiang was stunned and said: "When I came, I just wanted to deliver a package to Zhu Gui. I went back as soon as I went. I didn't expect to chase here."

"This is your fault, Master. Once you leave, Liangshan will now be without a leader. Whether it is an official or other thieves, as long as you think about it, Liangshan can still be good? It will face the danger of being wiped out in minutes. Tsk tsk, then Duo brothers finally found a place to stay. Alas, it looks like they are going to be homeless."

"Daozhang, what should I do? I left in a hurry and didn't think so much at all?"

Seeing his anxious look, Lu Buping smiled and said: "Oh, as a master, you have to think carefully about every move. Otherwise, you will lose everything. The consequences will be serious and unimaginable!"

"Master Dao, please show mercy and save me."

Seeing Liangshan Song Jiang about to kneel down, Lu Buping dragged him up, very angry.

"Master, this is the time, you are still wasting time."

(End of this chapter)