i have a date with a hero

Chapter 320
Master, tsk tsk, how many people can you stand like this?Hmph, you can't stand the tears of a big man.If you want to make a fuss and find fault, even a woman has to stay away.A big boy with a blank sheet of paper, this system has begun to sympathize with you.

"Li Kui, do you really want to go in? Can you eat at another place and satisfy you?"

"No," Li Kui said, poking his neck, "I'm hungry now, so I want to eat."

Alas, he is really unreasonable when it comes to eating.It really hasn't obliterated the title of foodie.Lao Shi, this is determined, insisting on Li Kui eating human flesh!I really don't understand, what is your psychology?Could it be that if you haven't experienced it yourself, do you have to ask others to go through it for you?
"Eat, eat, eat, a person knows how to eat, what's the difference between you and a pig?" Lu Buping said angrily, "Sooner or later, you will be exhausted!"

"Master Daoist, why do you say that?" Li Kui said indignantly, "I agreed to be a bodyguard with food and shelter. Are you going to go back on your word?"

It's easy to wrap this up, just squeeze it.Food control does not include human flesh.If I really ate human flesh, wouldn't I be an accomplice?Such a thing must never happen.

"When it comes to food control, I need to talk to you carefully." Lu Buping cleared his throat.Tell me the truth, you've found the right person.

Master, this is the mode that is about to be activated again, to fool the dead.Tsk tsk, whoever touches it suffers.Now this system has another good show to watch.

"Li Kui, did I let you miss a meal on this journey?"

"Daozhang, no!" Li Kui thought for a moment and shook his head.

"Which meal made you not full and hungry, is there any?"

"no!"

"Now, it's not even time for dinner. You insist on living in this wilderness, with unknown people. Eat and drink for free. How is that different from bandits and robbers? Besides, the poor will not treat you badly." You, the luxurious feast in the hotel is waiting for us. Because of your greed, you let us miss the chance to taste the feast. Is this behavior right?"

Li Kui lowered his head in shame: "No!"

"It's enough to know your mistakes. I'm poor, and I'm not a fussy person." Lu Buping patted Li Kui's shoulder in satisfaction, "Let's go, let's go to the city for a big meal."

"Okay, Taoist priest, I will listen to you."

Seeing Li Kui happily opening the way ahead, he took a breath when the road was uneven, not to mention how relieved he was.Lao Shi, what should we do?The student spent a lot of time talking, but he didn't expect to bring him back to the right path.Do you think this counts as merit or passing?
If you get a cheap price, you still act like a good boy, master, this will be struck by lightning.I don't care if you kill yourself, don't implicate the system.I am innocent.

Zhu Gui was anxious and couldn't utter some words quickly.Seeing the real person so happy, he leaned over to accompany the smiling face.

"Really, I don't know if there is a saying, should I say it properly?"

"Shopkeeper Zhu, what can't you say? Just say it while I'm in a good mood."

"Okay, I'm relieved to have what you say, a real person," Zhu Guisong said, "Not all robbers eat and drink for nothing. I won't!"

Hearing Zhu Gui's words, Lu Buping became even more angry.As a bandit who came out of Liangshan, how dare he say that?
"Hmph, you're a robber, you don't even know how to block roads and rob. What else can you expect? Do you have the face to say that?"

Hearing Lu Daochang's words, Zhu Gui was full of grievances: "My real man, how could you treat me like this. I don't steal, rob, or lie, can't I live on my own?"

Hearing these words, Lu Buping shook his head involuntarily and smiled wryly: "Master Zhu, do you think it's normal for a robber not to steal, rob or cheat? Can he still be considered a robber? You can just be a good citizen of Anshun. What kind of Liangshan are you going to? "

"Really, I don't have confidence in my heart. Do you want to use Liangshan's momentum to gain a firm foothold? It's not easy to do business safely in this world."

It seems that there is a reason for all these people going to Liangshan.People who chase after fame and fortune are indispensable.Homeless, looking for a place to stay even more.

In reality, there is no way out.Want to rely on "want to be an official, murder and set fire, and be recruited." Relying on this to get a half-job, of course, Liangshan Songjiang is second to none.

Isn't it good for a failed scholar to be a teacher?Don't mess with officialdom.If you become a monk halfway, how can you compare with others?They will be killed in seconds every minute, so what can happen in the end?I wondered why he couldn't understand such a simple truth?
Those who have the skills but don't have the confidence to find a backer, there really is one here.Shopkeeper Zhu is the least like a robber.When he was mentioned, Lu Buping couldn't help laughing.Alas, Shopkeeper Zhu, I just came here to be funny.

"Master Zhu, do you think being a robber is easy?"

Hearing this, Zhu Gui felt the same way.Compared with doing business, blocking roads and robbery is really a heaven and a hell.

"It's really too difficult to block the road and rob, real person, I can't come."

"Tsk tsk, look at you, you don't even know the basic skills that robbers need to survive. How dare you call yourself a robber?"

Zhu Gui lowered his head and choked out a sentence for a long time: "Really, I can support half of Liangshan with the money I earn. Doesn't this count as merit?"

"Well, shopkeeper Zhu, you have indeed made a great contribution," Lu Buping said with a smile, "everyone who was robbed by Liangshan made a contribution. It doesn't matter whether these people are willing or forced. Anyway, they all Indirectly raising Liangshan."

Master, what nonsense are you talking about?Those who were robbed, and those who were willing?
Looking at Zhu Gui who held his head up and looked dazed.These words were enough for him to ponder for a while.Now I can catch up on sleep while I'm busy.

Lu Buping, who had fallen asleep dizzily, was suddenly awakened by a furious roar.what's the situation?Could it be that he was robbed again?Lao Shi, you are too noisy, right?

"Master Zhu, what's the matter?"

"Really, it's not good, Brother Li Kui is fighting Li Gui again."

When Lu Buping heard this, he frowned.Some people really can't hide from it.How did these people surnamed Li offend Lao Shi?It is necessary to let people with the same surname kill each other and hurt each other.

"Master Zhu, are you sure they started the fight? Didn't Li Kui beat someone unilaterally?"

Hearing Lu Daochang's words, Zhu Gui was dumbfounded.Now, isn't it time to fight?Real man, why do you care who does these things?
"Real man, why don't you take a look for yourself?"

He watched Li Kui stepping on Li Gui who was on the ground, and he punched him wildly with his fists.This is not a fight, it's obviously a fight by one person, and one person is being beaten.

Facing the calm and indifferent Daoist, Zhu Gui said anxiously: "My lord, don't we fight?"

This Zhu Gui, after seeing it for so long, he didn't think of fighting?As soon as I come, just talk about it?A few meanings, don't you just want me to fight?Such a risky thing, why doesn't he come to me by himself?Who are you kidding, you really think everyone else is a fool?

"Treasurer Zhu, I want to drag you. Anyway, Pindao hasn't figured it out yet?"

After hearing Lu Daochang's words, Zhu Gui was stunned.I'm not just alone and weak, and I dare not.Do you want to join forces with real people?

Hmph, who are you showing a wronged face to?I will not be fooled by you.Besides, it's not a must to pull the frame.Tired of playing, finished playing, naturally it is over.

Master, how does this system feel that these are all excuses you are making for yourself to watch the fun?
(End of this chapter)