i have a date with a hero
Chapter 332 The joke is too much
Chapter 332 The joke is too much
Cai Jing yelled, and Lu Buping ran even faster.
With his old arms and legs, how could he catch up with Dao Chang.I couldn't run anymore, so I sat at the stone table in the yard.Looking in front of me, I ran around and came back, and it was a long way to come back again.He almost fainted!
"The road is long, why are you always turning around?"
"Teacher, you still have the guts to say, what are you doing with such a big yard?" Lu Buping said angrily, "Isn't this a ghost hitting the wall? Sigh, I don't know how many laps it takes to get out."
Master, if you are lost, just speak up.Why, still looking for an excuse to lie?Do you really think others can't see it?
"Daozhang, do you want me to run with you? More people, more power!"
"Come on, who knows what you're thinking? It's scary in the middle of the night."
Cai Jing was also very aggrieved after hearing this: "Master Dao, I didn't see you talking so vigorously. I thought you like this kind of ghost stories. I just want to cooperate with you!"
"What about the embroidered shoes?"
"This embroidered shoe is the only thought my mother left me. Alas, to be honest, I have never seen it since I was a child, my mother. This is after my father died, I was in his study I found it. I think it was left by my mother."
The road was uneven just after sitting down to take a breath, and just wanted to drink a glass of water.Hearing Cai Jing's sincere and touching words.His hairs stood on end again.
Feelings, Cai Jing himself doesn't know whose shoes these are?The embroidered shoes of an unknown woman are hidden under her bed.Just thinking about it makes the road uneven and scary.
"Cai Jing, it doesn't matter if this shoe belongs to your mother or not. You shouldn't keep it and hide it under your bed. It's really not good!"
"Master Daoist, I also know that this is a taboo. But every time I look at this shoe, I think it is very beautiful. The feet that can wear this shoe must be beautiful!"
Seeing Cai Jing stroking the embroidered shoes, he looked fascinated.Lu Buping immediately jumped three feet away.There is something wrong with this shoe!
In the face of a crisis, Lu Buping tore off a piece of cloth from his body and rushed forward to wrap the embroidered shoe.
"Master Dao, what are you doing? Return my shoes."
Still obsessed with it!It seems that I have to kill myself.Lu Buping took out a torch and burned the embroidered shoes wrapped in a torch!
Seeing this scene, Cai Jing burst into tears and passed out.Lu Buping also suddenly smelled a fragrance.Before he could think about it, he passed out.
Master, what ghost story do you have to tell?If you cause trouble, you will be punished!It probably won't wake up for a while.It's time for a system cleanup.It's time for a big cleaning project!
Lu Buping opened his eyes again, and saw that everyone around him was looking at him.Take a nap, there are so many people watching.Why don't I know that I am so rare?
"Master Dao, you've finally woken up," Li Kui said with tears in his nose, "I knew, you would suffer, and I wouldn't leave you half a step no matter what!"
"Don't cry, I'm fine," Lu Buping was about to get up, but found that his limbs were numb and weak, "What's wrong with me? By the way, how is the grand master?"
Lin Zhong immediately helped him up, and the road was uneven, and his eyes were red: "Uncle, it's useless to be a nephew, it makes you suffer!"
"Why are you crying one by one? Am I fine?"
Zhu Gui took a bowl of dark syrup and sent it to Lu Buping.His eyes were red and swollen, as if he had just cried.
"Really, drink the medicine quickly?" Zhu Gui said with a smile, "Drink it, it will be fine!"
Before drinking it, Lu Buping was almost fainted by the bitter taste.
"Stop, what's wrong with me, why do I still need to drink medicine?"
"Really, you drink the medicine first, let's talk slowly."
Hmph, if you want me to drink Chinese medicine, there is no way!
"Don't talk, don't drink!"
The three big men, when they saw that the Taoist priest was dead and alive, they immediately became stupid!
Zhu Gui sighed and spoke slowly.It turned out that there were hallucinogenic potions on the embroidered shoe.Prolonged contact can make people mentally weak and even crazy.
The embroidered shoes were suddenly ignited, and the potion evaporated, both he and the grand master were choked out!
"Really, finished talking, should you drink the medicine?"
"You don't need to drink medicine?" Lu Buping looked at the medicine with a look of disgust and frowned, "When the medicine is over, people will be fine."
"no!"
Hearing the three of them speak in unison, Lu Buping was startled.When did they become a united front.What happened the night I was away?
"You don't understand, the medicine is three-point poisonous. You can get sick even if you are not sick."
"Uncle, I know you have a lot of knowledge and knowledge. I can't say enough about you." Lin Zhong said worriedly, "But, the doctor said, this medicine must be drunk! Otherwise, the residual poison will not be cleared, and there will be endless troubles!"
This Lin Zhongchang is so capable that he dares to scare me?I'm not intimidated.
"Even if you say you broke the sky, I won't drink it."
"Really, how can you not take yourself seriously?" Zhu Gui asked anxiously, holding a bowl of soup and medicine.
"Daoist, why don't you just drink? Li Kui begs you!"
"Don't drink," Lu Buping said, poking his neck, "what are you going to do, I'll sleep a little longer!"
"Uncle, you have slept for three days and three nights, how much longer do you need to sleep?" Lin Zhong said with tears streaming down his cheeks, "You are the only relative I have, and I don't want you to leave me again!"
Looking at Lin Zhong who was beating the bed and crying bitterly, Lu Buping was really shocked.I am so important in his heart!Oops, I almost fell for it.Playing the emotional card, you want me to drink bitter medicine, no way!
Master, can you be quiet?Just after a big cleaning, you made me so much smog.After cleaning up for three days and three nights, nothing was done.Drink a bowl of medicine for diarrhea!I really can't do it, the system also needs to sleep.
"Really, the doctor said. You can wake up after drinking this medicine!"
The cure is cured?Impossible, the effect of traditional Chinese medicine is not so fast!They must have been duped by quack doctors.I can't even drink this medicine.
"Stop it. Don't even talk about it, I will never drink this medicine!"
I saw that Lu Daochang was so firm.The three of them looked at each other, nodded at the same time, and walked to the bed.
Lu Buping felt a little apprehensive when he saw the three people's faces turned cold and they surrounded them.But now his hands and feet are numb and he can't move!
"What are you guys doing? Talk about something."
"Really, you won't listen to all the good words." Zhu Gui sighed, "But, for your health, we must do this."
As soon as Zhu Gui greeted him, Lin Zhong stepped forward and pressed his head.Li Kui tugged at his legs.
Lu Buping panicked when he saw this posture, they are going to use force!Just as he was about to speak, a pungent bitter potion was poured into his mouth.The more he wanted to shout, the more the potion got into his mouth.
A bowl of decoction was poured into the stomach.Lu Buping had a dry cough, bitter, hot and wronged, which made his nose runny and tears profuse.No face.
"Quick, quick, Shui Shui, Shui, it's killing me!"
Seeing the long road, turning over and sitting up, they all laughed.It turned out that the reason he had been refusing to take medicine was because he was afraid of suffering!
Zhu Gui smiled and handed the water to Lu Buping: "My lord, the water is here, just sip it."
(End of this chapter)
Cai Jing yelled, and Lu Buping ran even faster.
With his old arms and legs, how could he catch up with Dao Chang.I couldn't run anymore, so I sat at the stone table in the yard.Looking in front of me, I ran around and came back, and it was a long way to come back again.He almost fainted!
"The road is long, why are you always turning around?"
"Teacher, you still have the guts to say, what are you doing with such a big yard?" Lu Buping said angrily, "Isn't this a ghost hitting the wall? Sigh, I don't know how many laps it takes to get out."
Master, if you are lost, just speak up.Why, still looking for an excuse to lie?Do you really think others can't see it?
"Daozhang, do you want me to run with you? More people, more power!"
"Come on, who knows what you're thinking? It's scary in the middle of the night."
Cai Jing was also very aggrieved after hearing this: "Master Dao, I didn't see you talking so vigorously. I thought you like this kind of ghost stories. I just want to cooperate with you!"
"What about the embroidered shoes?"
"This embroidered shoe is the only thought my mother left me. Alas, to be honest, I have never seen it since I was a child, my mother. This is after my father died, I was in his study I found it. I think it was left by my mother."
The road was uneven just after sitting down to take a breath, and just wanted to drink a glass of water.Hearing Cai Jing's sincere and touching words.His hairs stood on end again.
Feelings, Cai Jing himself doesn't know whose shoes these are?The embroidered shoes of an unknown woman are hidden under her bed.Just thinking about it makes the road uneven and scary.
"Cai Jing, it doesn't matter if this shoe belongs to your mother or not. You shouldn't keep it and hide it under your bed. It's really not good!"
"Master Daoist, I also know that this is a taboo. But every time I look at this shoe, I think it is very beautiful. The feet that can wear this shoe must be beautiful!"
Seeing Cai Jing stroking the embroidered shoes, he looked fascinated.Lu Buping immediately jumped three feet away.There is something wrong with this shoe!
In the face of a crisis, Lu Buping tore off a piece of cloth from his body and rushed forward to wrap the embroidered shoe.
"Master Dao, what are you doing? Return my shoes."
Still obsessed with it!It seems that I have to kill myself.Lu Buping took out a torch and burned the embroidered shoes wrapped in a torch!
Seeing this scene, Cai Jing burst into tears and passed out.Lu Buping also suddenly smelled a fragrance.Before he could think about it, he passed out.
Master, what ghost story do you have to tell?If you cause trouble, you will be punished!It probably won't wake up for a while.It's time for a system cleanup.It's time for a big cleaning project!
Lu Buping opened his eyes again, and saw that everyone around him was looking at him.Take a nap, there are so many people watching.Why don't I know that I am so rare?
"Master Dao, you've finally woken up," Li Kui said with tears in his nose, "I knew, you would suffer, and I wouldn't leave you half a step no matter what!"
"Don't cry, I'm fine," Lu Buping was about to get up, but found that his limbs were numb and weak, "What's wrong with me? By the way, how is the grand master?"
Lin Zhong immediately helped him up, and the road was uneven, and his eyes were red: "Uncle, it's useless to be a nephew, it makes you suffer!"
"Why are you crying one by one? Am I fine?"
Zhu Gui took a bowl of dark syrup and sent it to Lu Buping.His eyes were red and swollen, as if he had just cried.
"Really, drink the medicine quickly?" Zhu Gui said with a smile, "Drink it, it will be fine!"
Before drinking it, Lu Buping was almost fainted by the bitter taste.
"Stop, what's wrong with me, why do I still need to drink medicine?"
"Really, you drink the medicine first, let's talk slowly."
Hmph, if you want me to drink Chinese medicine, there is no way!
"Don't talk, don't drink!"
The three big men, when they saw that the Taoist priest was dead and alive, they immediately became stupid!
Zhu Gui sighed and spoke slowly.It turned out that there were hallucinogenic potions on the embroidered shoe.Prolonged contact can make people mentally weak and even crazy.
The embroidered shoes were suddenly ignited, and the potion evaporated, both he and the grand master were choked out!
"Really, finished talking, should you drink the medicine?"
"You don't need to drink medicine?" Lu Buping looked at the medicine with a look of disgust and frowned, "When the medicine is over, people will be fine."
"no!"
Hearing the three of them speak in unison, Lu Buping was startled.When did they become a united front.What happened the night I was away?
"You don't understand, the medicine is three-point poisonous. You can get sick even if you are not sick."
"Uncle, I know you have a lot of knowledge and knowledge. I can't say enough about you." Lin Zhong said worriedly, "But, the doctor said, this medicine must be drunk! Otherwise, the residual poison will not be cleared, and there will be endless troubles!"
This Lin Zhongchang is so capable that he dares to scare me?I'm not intimidated.
"Even if you say you broke the sky, I won't drink it."
"Really, how can you not take yourself seriously?" Zhu Gui asked anxiously, holding a bowl of soup and medicine.
"Daoist, why don't you just drink? Li Kui begs you!"
"Don't drink," Lu Buping said, poking his neck, "what are you going to do, I'll sleep a little longer!"
"Uncle, you have slept for three days and three nights, how much longer do you need to sleep?" Lin Zhong said with tears streaming down his cheeks, "You are the only relative I have, and I don't want you to leave me again!"
Looking at Lin Zhong who was beating the bed and crying bitterly, Lu Buping was really shocked.I am so important in his heart!Oops, I almost fell for it.Playing the emotional card, you want me to drink bitter medicine, no way!
Master, can you be quiet?Just after a big cleaning, you made me so much smog.After cleaning up for three days and three nights, nothing was done.Drink a bowl of medicine for diarrhea!I really can't do it, the system also needs to sleep.
"Really, the doctor said. You can wake up after drinking this medicine!"
The cure is cured?Impossible, the effect of traditional Chinese medicine is not so fast!They must have been duped by quack doctors.I can't even drink this medicine.
"Stop it. Don't even talk about it, I will never drink this medicine!"
I saw that Lu Daochang was so firm.The three of them looked at each other, nodded at the same time, and walked to the bed.
Lu Buping felt a little apprehensive when he saw the three people's faces turned cold and they surrounded them.But now his hands and feet are numb and he can't move!
"What are you guys doing? Talk about something."
"Really, you won't listen to all the good words." Zhu Gui sighed, "But, for your health, we must do this."
As soon as Zhu Gui greeted him, Lin Zhong stepped forward and pressed his head.Li Kui tugged at his legs.
Lu Buping panicked when he saw this posture, they are going to use force!Just as he was about to speak, a pungent bitter potion was poured into his mouth.The more he wanted to shout, the more the potion got into his mouth.
A bowl of decoction was poured into the stomach.Lu Buping had a dry cough, bitter, hot and wronged, which made his nose runny and tears profuse.No face.
"Quick, quick, Shui Shui, Shui, it's killing me!"
Seeing the long road, turning over and sitting up, they all laughed.It turned out that the reason he had been refusing to take medicine was because he was afraid of suffering!
Zhu Gui smiled and handed the water to Lu Buping: "My lord, the water is here, just sip it."
(End of this chapter)
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