i have a date with a hero

Chapter 609 No such rules
Hearing these words, Lu Buping was filled with emotion.The flat peach, which is famous in the Three Realms, is only famous in vain.He shrugged his nose, smelling the tempting fragrance, but couldn't bear to open his mouth.

Something that smells sweet may not necessarily feel good when you eat it.What should I do with the ten flat peaches in front of me?
Lu Buping raised his head and looked at the land with a smile on his face, and that staring at him, full of grabbing eyes.This is not the expression that a person who accepts fate and endures hardships and is content with the status quo should have.

"Little old man, no matter what you say, we are bound by fate. Can you hide something from me?" Lu Buping looked at him vigilantly and said, "As the saying goes: Brothers work together to cut money!"

After hearing this, Tu Tu shook his head and said, "Brat, we are not brothers!"

"It's not easy." Lu Buping pinched the land with two fingers and put it in front of him, "The heaven is above, the thick soil is the proof, the mountains and rivers are the alliance, and the four seas are the covenant. Today, Zhilan and the land are bound together. Blessed to share , We should face difficulties together. We don’t want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but we want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day..."

"Stop!" Land jumped up and immediately kept a distance from him.

"Little old man, what do you mean? Don't you want to marry Jinlan with me?"

Hearing his words, the land became even more angry.Originally, he thought he had an extra apprentice.Unexpectedly, the apprentice became a brother in the blink of an eye.There is no way to force this kind of thing.Anyway, there is a companion, and he can barely accept it.

However, when he heard this oath, he immediately became furious! "Share the blessings and share the troubles" is fine.

"I don't want to be born in the same year, the same month, and the same day, but I want to die in the same year, the same month, and the same day." What does this mean?Anyway, I am also a God of good fortune, so I want to die with a monster?Doesn't this make the gods laugh out loud?

For a companion who talks to relieve boredom, I have to shorten my life.He absolutely can't do such a laughable and generous thing.

"Stinky boy, don't push yourself too hard. Originally, I wanted to take you in as a helper because of your aptitude. I didn't expect you to curse me outrageously. Even if I need a helper, I can't let you bully me like this!"

Glancing at Zhilan with clenched fists, the land doesn't care about anything.

"Little old man, don't be aggrieved. I'm stuck in a hurry and can't do anything!" Lu Buping said angrily, "If there is a second choice, I wouldn't stay here. Waste time with you!"

"Isn't time just to be wasted?" Land said indifferently, "The only thing I want to pursue after living so long is to waste time. Life is all to be wasted. Is there anything more luxurious than this in the Three Realms?"

To live is to waste time, life, what's the point?Land, has this been buried in the soil for too long?Not even an iota of positive energy left.With such a person, sooner or later, I will suffer from it!
No, I must leave this ghost place!
"Little old man, the ways are different, and we don't conspire with each other." Lu Buping looked at Youya's land, and said with disdain on his face, "In order to prevent us from killing each other, you should let me out quickly!"

"Zhilan, why can't you understand? It's not me that stops you, but your own desire," the land shook his head and sighed, "These flat peaches are what you want, how can you get out until you finish eating them?"

Lu Buping looked at the flat peach in front of him, his face full of pain.If I eat this, I will die of suffering!

"Little old man, are you serious? If you dare to lie to me, I will never end with you!"

"Stinky boy, don't you like to try? How do you know if you don't try?"

Facing Land's heartless smiling face, Lu Buping was even more frantic!How could there be such a brazen god!Jade Emperor, Queen Mother, do you know his virtue?

Hmph, probably, the queen mother knew his virtue, so she deliberately asked him to take care of the Pantaoyuan.Facing such a hard-to-eat flat peach every day.This is also a form of punishment.Mental suffering is often more painful than physical suffering!

Seeing the flat peaches that compete with bitter gourd, Lu Buping throws his arms away.He closed his eyes and stared at the flat peach, and began to gobble it up.

There is no way, only such a crazy way can make him ignore the taste of this bitter fruit!

Tsk tsk tsk, it's really "newborn calves are not afraid of tigers"!The most important thing is to be young and have good teeth!It seems that my dream of going out to see is not far away!
Looking at Zhilan who is working hard, the land gets more and more excited!This brat is really my savior!

Lu Buping burped, and a sour and bitter taste hit his forehead.He was almost overwhelmed by his own tone!
If he hadn't held on to the tree, he would have passed out.If I had known that flat peach tasted like this, I wouldn't have tasted it even if I was killed.

Master, why are you going? "Seeing is believing, hearing is believing".I have verified a fact with my own experience.That's not all for nothing!
"Little old man, there is only one flat peach left, if you dare to lie to me—" Lu Buping swallowed, and said slowly.He really couldn't help himself and spit it all out.

"Brat, you have the strength to speak, why don't you hurry up and eat the last flat peach!"

Lu Buping was holding the flat peach in his hand, and when he heard Tu Di's words, he suddenly raised his head.What do you mean by land?Why is he more anxious than me?It shouldn't be, isn't the little old man wholeheartedly wanting to stay with him?
Why are you in such a hurry now?Could it be that his conscience found out and he knew that his behavior was improper?

However, looking at his smiling face, he doesn't want to look like he knows his mistakes and can correct them?

"Brat, why are you so dazed? It's just one last step away. Do you want to give up? Don't make me look down on you!"

"Who says I want to give up, isn't it just a peach, I can still be afraid of it, joke!"

As soon as he closed his eyes, Lu Buping acted recklessly towards Taozi.He leaned his neck back and swallowed the last mouthful of peaches.

"I'm finally able to go out!" Lu Buping yelled these words ecstatically.Open your eyes, only to see the land flying towards the door!
"Little old man, wait for me!"

"Boy, thank you so much! Originally, I thought I would never leave here. The flat peaches were too bitter for me to swallow. Thank you Zhilan for your help, I am finally free! Hahahaha——"

Listening to the laughter of writing land echoing in my ears, Lu Buping's heart is full!After fighting for so long, I actually suffered for others?Make wedding dresses for others.

"You old fox, old and cunning, how did I fall for your tricks!"

Is it useful to beat your chest, stamp your feet, and cry bitterly?Master, if crying can solve the problem.There are not so many inspirational stories that are bloody, sweaty, and tearless that day!

Furious, Lu Buping looked at the five big flat peaches on the ground.He raised his foot and kicked and stomped, and he couldn't let go of his hatred even if he stepped on it to pieces.

"Let you bully me!"

After tossing for a long time, the road was uneven, and I was tired and sat on the ground.What should I do next?
He was at his wit's end when he suddenly saw a line on the ground saying "Moving a tree to death, moving a person to life."

What's the meaning?What kind of trick is the little old man trying to play?What do trees and people have to do with me?
(End of this chapter)