i have a date with a hero

Chapter 682 Good things come in pairs
"Zhilan, what are you still doing in a daze, lead the way!"

Facing Tang Sanzang who was commanding him, Lu Buping rolled his eyes.He told me to go, so I will go?Why?
Tang Sanzang turned his head and saw Zhilan sitting on the steps.

"Zhilan, hurry up, it's too late for Bodhisattva to go!"

"Bodhisattvas come and go whenever they want, what does this have to do with me?"

What is so good about Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva?Make him so impatient.The Tathagata Buddha must have known this situation, so he would remake Tang Sanzang to avoid repeating the same mistakes.

"Zhilan, this poor monk is worried that Wukong will be disrespectful in front of Bodhisattva!"

How many tons of water did this say?Worried about monkey faux pas?Just a joke, the monkey is hugging Guanyin Bodhisattva's thigh, it's too late to please him in every possible way, how could he be rude?
I think you are worried, let the monkey get there first, cut off the bullshit!Thinking of Tang Sanzang and the monkey, because Avalokitesvara pinched him, Lu Buping smiled unkindly.This westbound road is destined to be full of ups and downs.

"Master Tang, you will never be rude."

"Really?"

"Of course, the Bodhisattva has already left. Even if you want to be rude, Guanyin Bodhisattva can't see it. Haha——"

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness. Love, evil, desire, greed, anger, and ignorance are all obsessions. The poor monk is wrong, this is not good!"

I didn't see it, but the eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty even knew that he had made a mistake and corrected it.Well, perhaps, this is also one of the reasons why he made Tathagata Buddha worry about him.

Master, how does this system feel that you are here to stir up trouble?Every day I always want to make something happen.Don't you think that ninety-nine 81 is not enough?
Seeing Tang Sanzang obediently going back to sit cross-legged and chanting scriptures, Lu Buping hugged his shoulders and smiled.Look, that rosy face must have been poked by me.

Tsk tsk tsk, there is a knife on Sezi's head.Whether you want it or not depends on your courage.Tang Sanzang is definitely an existence with evil intentions but no courage.

"Master, my old grandson is back!" Sun Xingzhe turned over and landed firmly in front of Tang Sanzang.Holding the golden cassock in his hand.

"Wukong, it's because you insisted on looking for cassocks. Do you know how much the journey was delayed?"

Look, monkeys have done good deeds, but they are not praised, but blamed.He is envious, jealous and hateful!Alas, eminent monks are not exempt from vulgarity.

"Master, this disciple realizes his mistake. Let's hurry!"

Looking at the busy monkey, Lu Buping had no intention of reaching out to help.help?Absolutely impossible.This is an insult to monkeys.Have you ever heard that Monkey King, Monkey King, needs help?

Monkey is a lone ranger, your willingness to help others will only be a burden in his eyes.Unless, he asks me on his own initiative!
Master, are you thinking too much?Let Monkey King, Monkey King, take the initiative to beg you?Forget it, you'd better go on with your daydreams!
"Monkey, I'm tired and don't want to walk." Lu Buping glanced sideways at Tang Sanzang on the horse, "I want to ride a horse!"

"Zhilan, stop making trouble!"

Hearing that the monkey defended Tang Sanzang, Lu Buping became even more angry.

"Monkey, you are really capable. One shoulder is carrying the burden, and the other is carrying me? Do you think it is possible?"

"Is there anything impossible, Zhilan, I think my old grandson in Wuzhishan could move it by heart."

Is the expression in your eyes not clear enough?What does it have to do with me if I can move my back or not?It's not that I want you to carry it behind your back.The monkey is not strong enough, it seems that he has to do it himself.

"Master Tang, it is said that monks are merciful. You must not bear to see me break my leg, right?"

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! Zhilan, poor monk, just wants to go for a walk. You should ride this horse!"

"Master Tang is truly an example of a monk!"

Lu Buping turned over and jumped onto the white dragon horse, but his buttocks still hadn't landed.There was a deafening neigh, "Aoooo—" He was almost thrown out before he could sit down.

If he hadn't hugged the horse's neck tightly at the critical moment, he would have fallen on his back at this moment.

"Little Bailong, you'd better be quiet. Otherwise, I'll tell you about you secretly going to the hot spring alone. If you have such a good thing, you don't want to be a master. What do you think Master Tang will think? ? Obediently, we can live in peace."

The monkey crawled over anxiously, and immediately stretched out his hands to him.

"Zhilan, come down!"

"Don't! It's not easy to come up, and I went down before I got my ass. Do you think I'm joking?"

Seeing Zhilan's angry appearance, Sun Xingzhe scratched his head and scratched his head, unable to do anything.He turned around and smiled at Tang Sanzang as an apology.

"Master, my apprentice will support you. Zhilan, a child's temper will change from time to time. When he finishes venting his anger, it will be over! You are highly respected, and you will definitely not care about children."

"Wukong, I understand your painstaking efforts, let's go, it's getting late, hurry up."

Hmph, you master and apprentice are in the same group.I am an outsider myself.

"Xiao Bailong, did you hear that? Both of us are outsiders. Don't worry, I won't despise you in the future!"

Looking at the indifferent white dragon horse, Lu Buping was also speechless.Are you so unwelcoming?

"Monkey, come here!"

"Zhilan, my grandson is here, what's your order?"

Tang Sanzang felt that his hands were loosened, and his apprentice had already rushed to Zhilan to show his courtesy.I silently recited "Amitabha, goodness, goodness!" over and over again to finally calm down my mind.

"By the way, the Bodhisattva is gone, why didn't you catch the black king and the white-clothed gentleman. I still want to eat a bear's paw?"

"Zhilan, don't mention it, I don't know what the Bodhisattva thinks. My old Sun just wanted to kill them both with a stick. The Bodhisattva actually tried to stop them. He said that she lacked a mountain god to guard the gate, so he insisted on keeping the black bear spirit."

"It's normal for a Bodhisattva to need a mountain god. After all, everyone wants to take a second look at such a beautiful place like the Purple Bamboo Forest. What about the White Flower Snake? You killed it!"

"Oh, that snake spirit is even more angry. He won't let go of the black bear spirit, saying that he lives and dies together, advances and retreats together! Why doesn't my old grandson know that the snake spirit still talks about love like this?"

Hearing what the monkey said, Lu Buping was even happier.Unexpectedly, his goal was achieved.Now Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has made money, good things come in pairs, and double happiness comes to the door.

"The Bodhisattva lacks helpers. Of course, the more the better." Lu Buping had an idea, "Monkey, don't rush to kill a monster next time. Tell the Bodhisattva first, maybe she still needs help."

"Zhilan, this is not good, is it?"

"What's wrong?"

Lu Buping said nonsense in a serious manner: "We are putting ourselves in the Bodhisattva's shoes. The Bodhisattva will definitely remember our kindness, and will definitely make up for it when there is an opportunity in the future."

"Well, Zhilan, my grandson listens to you."

Monkey, I am waiting for your words.Tsk tsk tsk, it's more fun now.

When I think of Putuo Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, it has become a shelter and gathering place for monsters from all walks of life.The Greatly Merciful and Greatly Compassionate Guanyin Bodhisattva is busy now.

I don't know how the Tathagata Buddha felt when he saw this spectacular scene? !
(End of this chapter)