i have a date with a hero

Chapter 700
Tsk tsk, crying bitterly, hypocrisy, these are the rest of my tricks.Monk Sha still wanted to take it out to deceive himself.I don't know whether to praise "smart is better than smart and wrong", or are you too shrewd?
"Zhilan, I'm so stupid, really, I actually believed the Jade Emperor's words. I—"

Monk Sha has hit the point with this sentence.Being too shrewd doesn't mean being "stupid"!
"Wujing, don't cry, let's go and see the monkeys, shall we?"

As soon as he heard that he was going to see the elder brother, Monk Sha wiped away his tears immediately, with a worried expression on his face.

"Zhilan, let's all go, what about the luggage? There is also Master's customs clearance certificate here, there must be no mistakes!"

Alas, Master Tang is gone, what's the use of these papers?In my opinion, this Monk Sha is deliberately making excuses and doesn't want to go.Fear of danger!This is a common problem of hard work - unwillingness to take risks.

Just as Lu Buping wanted to tease Monk Sha, Zhu Bajie flew back with the monkey on his back.

"Monkey, are you alright?"

Looking at the monkey whose hair was all scorched, Lu Buping felt distressed.

"Don't you know how to avoid fire? Why did you make it like this?"

"Zhilan, you don't know, that red boy can spit out three flavors of real fire, it's really tricky!"

No, the monkey was fine for seven or 49 days in Taishang Laojun's gossip furnace, using three flavors of real fire.How come it's Hong Boy's turn, after a while, it's so horrible?
Could it be that there are grades for these three flavors?Or Taishang Laojun is a refining monkey in name.In fact, it is to help him further improve his mana.

If this is the reason, then Taishang Laojun must have colluded with Guanshiyin Bodhisattva.Otherwise, how could he be willing to lend the two fairies to the Bodhisattva.

Tsk tsk, the relationship between Guanyin Bodhisattva and Taishang Laojun is definitely not a matter of a day or two.Things here can't help but ponder.The more I think about it, the more I feel, it's unfathomable!
Monk Sha leaned over and said, "Eldest brother, why don't you ask Nanhai Guanshiyin Bodhisattva for help?"

"Bajie, let you go about this matter."

When he heard that Zhu Bajie was going to invite Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, Lu Buping felt anxious.How can this be?Although, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva has been with Zhu Bajie for more than a year.

However, the Bodhisattva probably doesn't want to see Zhu Bajie yet.No way, no matter how thick-skinned he is, he can't handle Zhu Bajie's greedy and lustful face.

"Hou Zi, the second senior brother is not suitable, it is better to let Wu Jing go."

Looking at Zhilan who kept blinking at him, Sun Xingzhe suddenly realized.Why did my old grandson forget that Bajie has a criminal record.From Miss Gao to Four Saints, he has thought about each of them.

"Zhilan is right, Junior Brother Sha, why don't you run for a while!"

Monk Sha was embarrassed when he heard this.Among my fellow teachers, I can still pretend to be a cover-up.If it is really in front of Guanshiyin Bodhisattva, it will be difficult to handle.

Bodhisattvas don't rub sand in their eyes.As soon as I thought about it, I was exposed by Guanshiyin Bodhisattva before I got inside.I really have no way to go back and deal with the Jade Emperor.

"Zhilan, why don't you go? I'm really not familiar with the road in the South China Sea."

Oh, are you unfamiliar?Or are you afraid of being ripped apart?Only he himself knows this.

"Well, exactly, I haven't seen Bodhisattva for a long time."

"Zhilan, don't be rude!"

"Monkey, don't talk too much, I know."

As soon as Lu Buping closed his eyes and opened them again, he came to the purple bamboo forest in Putuo Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.As soon as he saw two wolf cubs, he rushed towards him directly.

He couldn't dodge for a while, and was overwhelmed to the ground.

Even the wolf cubs bullied him.Am I too useless to be a flower demon?

"Oh, benefactor, are you alright?" Bai Su walked over twisting her waist, and picked up the two wolf cubs.

Hearing the movement, the black bear spirit also rushed over, and quickly helped Zhilan up on the ground.

"Fellow Daoist Zhilan, I surprised you!"

"It's okay, where did the two wolf cubs come from? Bodhisattva has taken in new members again?"

Bai Su giggled and said, "Engong, don't you think they look familiar?"

Lu Buping stared at the two wolf cubs with wide eyes, watching them roll on the ground and turn into two and a half children.

"Could it be the two I brought back?"

"Exactly!"

Seeing Bai Su's smiling face, Lu Buping couldn't help frowning and said, "Susu, you've changed a bit like this!"

Bai Su, dressed in white, has long hair and shawls, and has a curvy and graceful figure.Isn't this a real Medusa?No, the last time I saw him was not like this.

"Engong, thank you for your guidance!"

It turned out that the scholar in white was not qualified before.Only after becoming a fairy can one distinguish between male and female.Because of the two children, the maternal love in her heart was aroused.It became the enchanting appearance it is now.

Lu Buping looked Bai Su up and down, then turned to wink at Black Bear Spirit and said, "Black King, you earned it!"

"Fellow Daoist Zhilan, stop talking!"

Seeing the black and red face of the black bear spirit, he found it even more interesting.

"Oh, I'm just here to chat with you. I'm here for business."

Bai Su looked surprised and said: "Grandfather, you are not here to visit the Bodhisattva, are you?"

"Still Susu is smart!"

The black bear spirit looked puzzled: "Fellow Taoist Zhilan, it's not a coincidence that you came here. The Bodhisattva has just ordered you to practice in seclusion, and no one will see you!"

What happened to Guanshiyin Bodhisattva?She is the Great Merciful and Great Compassionate Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.Why don't you just wait to see yourself?I really don't know how I offended her old man.

Alas, "Enemies should be solved rather than tied"!It seems that this time I have to spend more time coaxing her.

Master, what do you take Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva for?She is something you can coax?You think too highly of yourself.

"See you, it's the Bodhisattva's business, let me know!"

"Fellow Daoist Zhilan, I have to tell you the truth about our relationship. The Bodhisattva is not in a good mood these two days! Are you sure you want to see him again?"

"The Bodhisattva is in a bad mood because I didn't come to see her. When I come, her mood will naturally improve."

Tsk tsk tsk, master, can you stop putting gold on your face?This system is ashamed of you!Do you think that with Taibaijinxing backing you, you are so unscrupulous!
"Engong, why do you have to see the Bodhisattva?" Bai Su whispered, "You don't know, every time the Bodhisattva sees me, his face turns black, it's scary!"

Seeing Bai Su's cautious expression, Lu Buping smiled.

The only kind-hearted goddess-level figure in Putuoluojia Mountain in the South China Sea is Guanshiyin Bodhisattva.Now, on her own territory, there is a mesmerizing and enchanting beauty of Medusa.It would be strange if she had a good face towards Bai Su!
"If I say, Bodhisattva is jealous of your beauty. Susu, do you believe it?"

"Engong, don't be joking. Bodhisattvas are so merciful and merciful in saving suffering and suffering, so they don't care about such small things. Besides, I am a snake spirit, how can I compare with Bodhisattvas."

It seems that Bai Su is not deeply involved in the world and doesn't understand the heart of a man.The cold goddess can only be used to look up and admire.A fiery goblin can capture a man's body and mind even more.

Master, in the territory of Guanyin Bodhisattva, he doesn't even observe any taboos.This system depends on how you go out.

(End of this chapter)