i have a date with a hero

Chapter 703
"Zhilan, wake up?"

"Brother, Zhilan is still awake, why don't I give him artificial respiration?"

The road was uneven in a daze, and when he heard that Zhu Bajie wanted to give himself artificial respiration.Suddenly opened his eyes, and saw Zhu Bajie's enlarged face, it was about to be posted!
As soon as he pushed Zhu Bajie away, he immediately jumped up and dodged far away.

"Second senior brother, taking advantage of others' danger is not a good behavior."

"Zhilan, aren't you worried about you? My old pig has good intentions, but you are still guarding against me. Hmph, I hurt my self-esteem!"

Zhu Bajie also has self-esteem?Well, he actually ignored the question.Anyway, he used to be the majestic canopy marshal.Not only self-esteem, but also pride and arrogance!
"Monkey King, what is this place?"

Lu Buping shook his head, thinking of his uncle Lu Wenzhang who would strike at the slightest disagreement.He was only two years older than himself, yet he was still putting on a big picture in front of him.

Tsk tsk tsk, that rebellious look shows a lack of paternal love.

Master, do you think these are useful?People lack paternal love, don't you lack it?This system thinks that what you lack is not just fatherly love.

"Zhilan, please accompany Master well, my old grandson brought two juniors to wave those three Taoist priests."

When Lu Buping heard what the monkey said, his heart skipped a beat.Shouldn't they be going to Sanqing Temple?

Tiger, deer, sheep, the three monsters, the old man probably won't intervene again, right?After all, these three guys were all miserably abused!

Alas, I have no background and no strength, and I still want to get a share.This is a big taboo!

"Monkey, how about I go with you."

"No, you'd better stay. Three people are enough!"

Unexpectedly, in the eyes of the monkey, he is not as good as his two juniors.Could it be because he is not a human, but a flower demon?

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! Zhilan, the poor monk wants to chant scriptures and pay homage to Buddha, please go out!"

Tang Sanzang What does this mean?He was disliked by his apprentice just now, and now the master also came to drive him away.

Hmph, the monkey didn't take him there, so it must have something to do with him!
"Master Tang, chanting scriptures is of course good, so I won't disturb you." Lu Buping turned around and walked to the door, and smiled back at him, "It's good to review the past and learn the new!"

"Amitabha, good is good!"

Hearing Zhilan's words, Tang Sanzang muttered words, but the anger in his heart was still hard to suppress.How can a flower demon humiliate a poor monk?I am a disciple of Buddha Tathagata, the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi.

Lu Buping was happy, and his mood immediately improved.Shaking his head and humming a song, he made a silly face when he opened the door.

"Well, old man, why are you here?"

Looking at Taibai Jinxing who was half leaning on the bed, Lu Buping kept backing away.

"Zhilan, I'm not here, where is it?"

"Old man, Sun Wukong went to Sanqing Temple to make trouble. There is also a statue of Taishang Laojun there, why don't you go and see it?"

"What's there to see about a statue," Taibai Jinxing said, flicking the dust whisk in his hand, wrapping it around Lu Buping's waist, "Zhilan, I'm here to see you."

This sudden change made it too late for him to resist, and he was already in Taibai Jinxing's arms.

"Old man, what do you like about me? Can't I change it?"

"Zhilan, what does it matter if you change it or not? You are you, unique and irreplaceable."

Faced with Taibai Jinxing's praise, Lu Buping's head suddenly became bigger.This care, help, and selfless dedication weighed on his heart like a five-fingered mountain, and he couldn't breathe.

"Old man, if I say no, will you be angry?"

"No, I only want you to be happy, healthy, and you accept me willingly."

Hearing these words, Lu Buping was completely relieved.Anyway, this kindness, I can't repay it for a while.Simply, don't think about it, don't pay it back!
Master, why does this system think that you are trying to be an "Old Lai" and don't care about anything.Such an idea is not advisable, it seems that this brain needs to be cleaned again!
"Zhilan, do you want to watch the battle between the Great Sage and the monster?"

"Well, what's there to see? Isn't it the three monsters of tiger, deer, and sheep who wanted to challenge Monkey King and were tortured and killed."

"Zhilan is just smart, one sentence hits the nail on the head!"

"Old man, I—"

Before he finished speaking, Lu Buping tilted his head and fell asleep leaning against Taibai Jinxing's arms.

Lu Buping squinted his eyes and got up, anxious to find the toilet, bumping into a fish.

Looking at the carp in front of him, he was suddenly startled.Looking around, he was actually in the underwater palace.

"What kind of monster are you? Did Guanyin Bodhisattva send you here?"

"Zhilan, I just changed my appearance, so you can't recognize me?"

"Old man, you even take care of the carp spirit!"

"Anyway, idleness is idleness, do more to accumulate some merit."

Hearing this, Lu Buping smiled and said, "Why do you accumulate so much merit? You don't have any descendants or apprentices, who should you give it to?"

"Of course, here you are, Zhilan, I'll keep it for you."

"Old man, I won't tell you anymore, I almost forgot about business. I'm going to the toilet!"

Looking at Zhilan who ran out, "Carp Spirit" frowned.In the past, in Tushita Tiangong, Zhilan could also drain water through the air.How did you come to the human world and go to the toilet?It seems that Zhilan's mana needs to be further improved.

Lu Buping turned around and came back, seeing that Tang Sanzang suddenly appeared in the room, he was really surprised and happy.Unexpectedly, the old man moved so fast.In a split second, he was brought here.

With the presence of a third person, the old man must have restrained himself.Tsk tsk tsk, I didn't expect that one day, I would use Tang Seng as a shield.

"Master Tang, are you still reciting scriptures?" Lu Buping approached with a smile, "Looking at the past to learn the new, haven't you finished yet?"

"Zhilan, how can you associate with monsters! The poor monk has misjudged you."

That's true, isn't it too fake?The two of us have played hands and had a good friendship.Master Tang wished he could leave the Buddhist pilgrimage team and pretend to be a good person again.Are you kidding me?

"Master Tang, why are you so sure that the carp spirit is a monster?"

"He wants to eat my meat, isn't he a monster?"

Hearing Tang Sanzang's words, Lu Buping rolled his eyes and said: "On this journey, there are many monsters who want to eat you. How many of them are sincere and come here for Tang Monk's flesh? Use your brains carefully Think!"

"Zhilan, what do you mean to say that this carp spirit was ordered by someone to do it on purpose?"

"Hehehe, Master Tang, who have you met who can command monsters?" Lu Buping patted Tang Sanzang's shoulder and said, "Let go of your courage, look up and think far away."

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness! Zhilan, stop talking nonsense!"

Looking at Tang Sanzang who lowered his head and began to chant scriptures and worship Buddha again, Lu Buping curled his lips.Dare to think, dare not say, Master Tang really has a lot of eyes.

This journey to the west is not a small stove specially opened for him by his master, Tathagata Buddha.In order to improve the abilities of his disciples, he had so many human demons and ghosts to accompany him.Tathagata Buddha has such a big face!

(End of this chapter)