i have a date with a hero

Chapter 706 Misunderstanding

"Master Tang, what do you mean? Can you speak human language?"

Monkey, monkey, do you know that your master has such a hateful and evil side?She actually colluded with monsters and watched you being abused!
No, Tang Sanzang also swears.Does the Tathagata Buddha know about this?
Master, what's the matter?You still want to tip off the news.Find Tathagata Buddha and sue Tang Sanzang?You are really "powerless" like this.

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness! Karma is predestined by heaven, and everything cannot be controlled by others."

Hearing Tang Sanzang's words, Lu Buping sighed deeply: "Master Tang, it's for the sake of our acquaintance. Please, can you speak human language?"

"Your Majesty, please give me your orders. It is a poor monk's honor to serve His Majesty!"

no?Anyway, Tang Sanzang is also a disciple of the Tathagata Buddha, but he bowed his head to the green cow and called him a child? ! It is unbelievable that "one who knows current affairs is a hero" happened to Tang Seng.

"Elder Tang, well, you are fine!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty, for your appreciation!"

Qingniu waved his sleeves and roared at the little demon behind him: "Little ones, put a big red '囍' on the gate. Today is a good day for my king."

"My lord, there is no way, where can I post it?"

"Nonsense, there is no way, just find a way. I need my lord to teach you such a trivial matter."

"My lord! Let's do it now, little ones."

"Zhilan, your clothes are not suitable," Qingniu said, slapping his buttocks, "Let's go, let's take a shower and change into beautiful clothes."

"Amitabha, so good!" Tang Sanzang watched Zhilan being carried away by the green bull, and recited Buddhist scriptures.It was not easy, and finally I was able to get the flower demon away.Alas, on the way to learn scriptures, bring a flower demon, what is this called?

Lu Buping lay on Qing Niu's shoulders, really "calling every day should not be, and the earth is not working!" Monkey, old man, Taishang Laojun, what are you all busy with?
If you don't come here again, then "cook raw rice and cooked rice"!In a critical moment, the only one who can really help you is yourself.It is better to rely on oneself than to rely on gods and gods.

Master, you are not afraid to flash your tongue when you say this.If you rely on yourself, you won't survive three episodes of Journey to the West.

"Sister, where are you taking me?"

"Zhilan, I've told you more than once, call me Qingqing, Niuniu. Why can't you remember? Do you want me to do it, to give you a longer memory?"

Qingniu, it's getting harder and harder to serve.As soon as I opened my mouth, I was caught. Will you let me live? !Forget it, now is not the time to struggle with a name.Isn't it just a title, what is it called?

"Niu Niu, can you put me down. I'll go back by myself!"

"Say it earlier, Zhilan, I'm not being unreasonable. Come on, let's go by ourselves?"

Lu Buping's feet had just touched the ground, and he hadn't had time to stand still.He was held in his arms by Qingniu.

Faced with such a situation, he really couldn't laugh or cry.What kind of walking is this?
"Zhilan, in the past, you were the one who rode on me. Logically speaking, you have to let me ride over."

Upon hearing please twist this, Lu Buping's calf twiddled, and he almost squatted on the ground.Fortunately, being hugged by Qing Niu, otherwise he must have been embarrassed.

"Hey, Zhilan, you can't even walk well. Let me help you!"

Before he could refute, he was hugged by a princess directly from Qingniu.

"That, Niuniu, actually, I can do it myself."

"What is the relationship between us, why bother about these little things."

Looking at the pool in front of him, Lu Buping was startled and broke out in a cold sweat.no?Mandarin duck bath? !This green bull is determined to eat me.

"I just sweated and I don't want to take a bath. Niu Niu, why don't you take a bath first!"

"Zhilan, you should wash it when you're sweating. Let's wash it together! Come on, let me help you undress."

"No, no need, I'll do it myself!"

Lu Buping turned his back to Qingniu, tightly grasping his belt.What to do?Why didn't the monkey's rescuers come?
"Zhilan, why are you taking off your clothes and whimpering? You shouldn't be shy, are you? Come, let me help you!"

"Report, Your Majesty, the monk with a rough face and a thunderous mouth has called for help again."

"This Poor Monkey really doesn't stop. Zhilan, wait for me, I'll be back soon."

Seeing the green cow walking out, he suddenly sat down on the ground.Going on like this is not an option.Escape for a while, and there will be a next time.

In order to change from passive to active, Lu Buping quickly took a shower and changed into the bright red wedding dress on the shore.Instead of letting Qingniu force it, it's better to do it yourself.This saves you from being taken advantage of!

This Jindoudong can't do without a helper.He decided to talk to Tang Sanzang again.

No way, he just knew this acquaintance.If you don't fight for it, you will be fighting alone!

The road was uneven and he came to Tang Seng again, and saw Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha on the left and right.He burst into tears with excitement.It was too difficult, and finally there were two more choices.

"Second Senior Brother, Wu Jing, it's really great to see you!"

As soon as they saw Zhilan who was about to hug her, the two of them immediately separated and quickly avoided.

"Second brother, what do you mean? We are in the same group."

"Zhilan, you can't say that. In the past, maybe it was. Now, it may not be the case." Zhu Bajie shook his head and said, "My old pig has heard from Master about the matter between you and the king. 'The cycle of karma, retribution is not good.' This It's not easy for me, an old pig, to intervene in such matters."

Hearing these words from Zhu Bajie's mouth, Lu Buping stared angrily and anxiously at Tang Sanzang who was chanting sutras.No need to guess, he must have instigated it.

Hmph, Zhu Bajie can't say "cause and effect cycle, retribution is not good." This kind of words.It is estimated that he does not know what these eight characters mean.

"Second brother, right now, we are in the territory of monsters. We have to work together. Think about it carefully before answering me."

"Zhilan, don't think about it!" Zhu Bajie said, carrying out a big basket from behind, which was full of melons and fruits.

"These are gifts from the king to Master. The king treats each other with courtesy, so let's not be ignorant. Brother Sha, do you think so!"

"Second senior brother, you are right!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha eating melons and fruits face to face, Lu Buping was completely speechless.Finally, there are two more choices, not only brainwashed by Tang Sanzang, but also bought by Qingniu.This is what they insisted on, driving me to a dead end!
"Hmph, you wait, Sun Wukong will send reinforcements to save me."

"Eldest brother, of course he will come. Is the master still here?" Zhu Bajie asked Monk Chongsha, "Brother Sha, is my old pig right?"

"Second senior brother, you are right!"

Hearing Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha singing together, Lu Buping was so angry that he beat his chest and stamped his feet.

"Zhilan, you're being naughty again! However, this dress looks pretty good." As soon as Qing Niu came up, he hugged him in his arms, "It seems that you are all ready, and we are about to officially start .”

"Niu Niu, don't do this, I—"

"Shh, stop talking, I understand!" Qingniu said and winked at him, "Zhilan, you are all dressed, what else do I not understand!"

Nima!What to do?Now the misunderstanding is big!

(End of this chapter)