i have a date with a hero

Chapter 721

When Zhu Bajie and Sun Wukong heard Zhilan's words, their eyes met and their faces were dumbfounded.

"Eldest brother, Zhilan, did you get scared silly by the boa constrictor?"

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "My grandson thinks it's very possible!"

Hearing the conversation between the two of them, Lu Buping rolled his eyes.Is this a conversation between Monkey King and Marshal Tianpeng?Even if you follow Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures from the West, it is possible that even your taste has changed.

"Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, don't tell me, you didn't eat meat before learning the scriptures?"

Seeing Zhu Bajie and Monkey King licking their lips at the same time, they lowered their heads in shame.Not to mention how comfortable the road is.It is really not easy to improve the food on the way to learn scriptures.Such an opportunity must not be missed.

"Zhilan, you are a flower! My old pig has never heard of it, which flower still eats meat!"

"What's so rare about flowers that eat meat? What about piranhas?"

As soon as he heard the piranha, Zhu Bajie immediately jumped away and kept a distance from Zhilan.

"Second Senior Brother, what are you afraid of? You are a pig, not a human!"

"Oh, Zhilan," Zhu Bajie patted his chest and said, "I forgot about it."

Zhu Bajie is really interesting, he has been a man for a long time.Unexpectedly, he forgot the fact that he was a pig.

"Actually, pigs are pretty good too. Pork chops and knuckles are also good!"

Before Zhu Bajie could breathe a sigh of relief, he heard Zhilan's words again.She just wanted to wrap her arms around his shoulders, wrap her hands close to him, and quickly withdraw them.

"Brother, why don't you let Zhilan break the precept?"

Zhu Bajie looked aggrieved and said: "My old pig is really scared. He got up in the middle of the night and climbed into my bed. He thought about pork chops and pig knuckles."

"You idiot, what are you talking about?" Sun Wukong gave Zhu Bajie's bare head a burst of chestnuts. "Zhilan is joking with you!"

Actually, I'm really not kidding.I have eaten quite a few parts of pigs myself.Of course, the pork knuckle soup is definitely a must.

Seeing Zhilan's smiling eyes, she landed on her hand.Zhu Bajie trembled all over, and immediately hid behind Monkey King.

"Eldest brother, Zhilan looks at my old pig's eyes, wishing to eat me. You have to make the decision for me!"

"Zhilan, don't tease Bajie. This idiot, don't be scared!"

"Sun Wukong, I'm serious. Today, I must eat meat. Whether it's pork or snake meat!"

"Snake meat, senior brother, eat snake meat. There are ready-made ones here."

Zhu Bajie rolled up his sleeves and started to work, as if he was afraid that he would regret it.

"Bajie, if Master finds out about this, both of us will be punished!"

"Eldest brother, I can't control so much anymore. For the safety of my old pig, I am willing to be punished by Master!"

"Zhilan, be good, stop making trouble!"

Seeing Monkey King who was in a dilemma, Lu Buping smiled and said, "I'm not making trouble, I'm just hungry. I want to eat something, something tasty."

"Eldest brother, don't just talk, do me a favor! Get some firewood and cook the snake meat quickly."

Zhu Bajie was busy skinning, cramping, and handling snake meat.

"You idiot, don't be busy, Master is still waiting for us to go back."

"Eldest brother, it's not too late. Feed Zhilan first and then talk about it. My old pig is really worried!"

Facing Monkey King who was scratching his head, Lu Buping lost his face.He stared at him angrily.

"Monkey King, what do you mean? You just don't want me to eat it, right?"

"Zhilan, it's not that I won't let you eat it. What's not good for you to eat, you have to eat a python. It's a goblin. It's rough skin and thick meat, it's definitely not good to eat."

"Brother, you're right, rough skin and thick meat are not tasty." Zhu Bajie immediately nodded and said, "Zhilan, my old pig also has rough skin and thick meat—"

"What's so difficult about it, peel off the skin and eat it as it is!"

Zhu Bajie didn't finish his sentence, when he heard Zhilan's words, he immediately closed his mouth.In order to avoid the risk of being skinned.Right now, the most important thing is to feed Zhilan.

Such a simple truth, why doesn't senior brother understand it?

"Zhilan, don't go too far! This is not good!"

"Sun Wukong, stop lying. Before you became a monk, you didn't eat wild boar, pheasant, snake, what? Hmph, now you're pretending to be a good person with me again!"

Zhu Bajie, who silently lowered his head to handle the snake meat, was even more shocked when he heard Zhilan's words.It turned out that the eldest brother also ate pigs!It is very likely that they ate with Zhilan and the two of them.

Today, Zhu Bajie is really doomed.It seems that not only Zhilan has to be fed, but also the monkey has to be coaxed.If you let the two of them hold hands, your own life will be here.

"Eldest brother, Zhilan, please stop talking. Let's sit down and eat together!"

Zhu Bajie bravely pulled them and sat down.Clamp yourself in the middle, and keep a proper safe distance on both sides.

"Eldest brother, Zhilan, look at the smell of this snake meat as soon as it is grilled. The taste is definitely unmistakable!"

Tang Sanzang and Monk Sha waited and waited, but Zhu Bajie and Monkey King did not come back.

"Wujing, go and have a look. Did Bajie and Wukong encounter difficulties? We can help."

"Yes, Master!"

Monk Sha followed the trail and chased him all the way.Seeing Zhu Bajie grilling meat, he kept persuading Monkey King and Zhilan to have a taste.

Second Senior Brother, this matter has gone too far.If you want to eat meat, it’s okay to make mistakes.Why did you drag senior brother and Zhilan into the water.

No, don't care if you see it, it can't be justified.Besides, Master will definitely smell it when he goes back.If you don't report it yourself, you will be suspected of complicity.

"Second Senior Brother, what are you doing?"

Zhu Bajie feeds Monkey King with meat skewers in his left hand and Zhilan with meat skewers in his right hand.Hearing Monk Sha's words, he immediately became dumbfounded.

"Brother Sha, why are you here if you don't look at Master?"

"Second brother, if I don't come, I don't know you can do this kind of thing." Monk Sha sighed deeply, "Even if you don't have the intention to learn scriptures, you can't destroy other people's practice!"

Upon hearing Monk Sha's words, Lu Buping turned his face and snickered.Here comes a misunderstanding.Zhu Bajie has a mouth and can't tell.The meat skewer in his hand is the ironclad proof!
Master, throwing the pot away, I have never seen you so at ease.

"Junior Brother Sha, are you listening to me?"

"Second Senior Brother, there is no need to say anything. I have seen it all!"

Zhu Bajie looked down at the two skewers of meat in his hand, knowing that he couldn't speak clearly with his eighteen mouths.In order to prevent Junior Brother Sha from making a small report, he made up his mind.

Monk Sha was speaking impassionedly, when suddenly a mouthful of meat flew over and landed in his mouth.Before he could vomit, it had slipped into his stomach.

"Second Senior Brother, how could you do this?!"

"Junior Brother Sha, how does it taste? My old pig's craftsmanship is not bad! I've eaten it all, so what else can I say?"

Lu Buping smiled, seeing Zhu Bajie comforting Monk Sha, he thought it was more fun.The best way to avoid a whistleblower is to turn the whistleblower into an accomplice.

I really didn't expect that Zhu Bajie would play this trick.

After eating and drinking enough, the four of them looked at each other and smiled at the same time, and hiccupped!
"Eldest senior brother, second senior brother, isn't it good for us to break the rules and regulations like this?"

"Wujing, you don't understand this!" Lu Buping cleared his throat, "As the saying goes: 'Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha is in the heart.'"

"That's right, there's nothing to be afraid of if you eat everything. Unless, Junior Brother Sha, you want to inform me?"

(End of this chapter)