i have a date with a hero

Chapter 758
A meal of intimidation, rhetoric and rhetoric.Lu Buping got his wish and became a high-spirited Lu official.

He took me as a group of four to learn scriptures, plus a white dragon horse, and they shuttled mightily through the market.Came to the "Wang Xiaoer shop".

Look up and see the plaque of "Wang Xiaoer Store".Lu Buping was surprised and delighted, he didn't expect that he knew all these four characters.

I just don't know what is the relationship between Wang Xiaoer and Wang Erxiao?
It doesn't matter if you hit eighteen poles!Master, what do you think?Why do you study other people's plaques for a person who lives in a hotel?Purely superfluous and a waste of time!
Looking at the proprietress, a half-aged lady, who is walking towards her, she still has the charm.Lu Buping hadn't had time to speak yet.I heard Zhu Bajie's "gurgling" sound of swallowing saliva.

Second Senior Brother, you are really not picky about food.The proprietress can also talk about it.

"Miss Boss, good wine and good food are here."

"Guest officers, where did you come from, and where are you going?"

Facing the enthusiastic proprietress, Zhu Bajie immediately leaned over and said, "Madam proprietress, you are so pretty!"

Seeing the fat-headed and big-eared guest officer leaning over, drooling and swallowing.The proprietress is still smiling and coping with ease.

She really is a woman who has seen the world.This conversation is completely different.No stage fright or boredom at all.

Listening to the proprietress asking questions about the family, Lu Buping discovered another interesting thing.

The proprietress's first husband's surname is Zhao, and she is known as Widow Zhao.Why is this store not called "Zhao Widow's store" but "Wang Xiaoer's store"?Could it be that her current husband is Wang Xiaoer?
Master, what's your husband's name, what does it have to do with you?Could it be that you are also fascinated by Widow Zhao?Hmph, you also said that others are not picky eaters, so you are also good at it yourself.

Seeing that the proprietress ordered the younger brother to kill pigs and goats, he will take care of everything!Master Tang subconsciously wanted to chant sutras again.Sun Wukong immediately pulled his hand to express comfort!

"Miss Boss, don't be too busy! Let's order vegetarian dishes tonight. Tomorrow, the horses will be sold out early in the morning. It's not too late to celebrate with food and drink!"

"The guest officer is right, the food at night is too greasy. It's really not good, the servant's service is not good. Please take care of me!"

"Miss Boss, you're welcome! If you need it, my old pig will help you."

Facing the guest officer who came close to her, the proprietress still had a smile on her face.But he turned around and avoided, leaving him empty-handed.

"Guest officer, wait a moment! The food will be ready soon."

Seeing Zhu Bajie who was about to approach again, Lu Buping grabbed him.

"Second senior brother, stop making trouble!"

"Zhilan, it was love at first sight. How did it become a joke in your eyes? My old pig really likes it!"

Tsk tsk, second senior brother has a fraternal heart.As soon as I see the opposite sex, my heart beats.Regardless of race, let alone gender.The breadth of this free love is really not acceptable to ordinary people.

"Second senior brother, you can't force this matter? The other side doesn't mean that much, and it's just to make fun of yourself!" Lu Buping patted him on the shoulder to express his comfort.

"Zhilan, is there really no hope for my old pig? I don't ask too much, do I?"

Alas, why can't the second senior brother recognize the reality?What does this have to do with being demanding?You are a monk, is it possible to fall in love?
"Amitabha, good is good!"

Upon hearing Master Tang's voice, Lu Buping became even angrier and rolled his eyes at him.

"Master Tang, there is also time, place, and occasion for chanting scriptures. If you can't control your own mouth, everyone will suffer!"

Seeing that his master was about to speak again, the monkey stepped forward and immediately covered his mouth.

"Master, senior brother is right!" Monk Sha immediately echoed.

"That's right, it's not a big deal if you don't recite sutras for a day. I'll let you recite enough after the destruction of France!"

Listening to the conversation between the four masters and apprentices, Lu Buping felt very boring.He turned around and went out, and came to the white dragon horse.Just as he was about to reach out to touch his mane, he dodged it with a shake of his head.

"Xiaobai, I finally found time to visit you. Why don't you appreciate it? I have twelve copies of my sincerity!"

Looking at the white dragon horse who lowered its head and continued to graze, the road was uneven but not reconciled.Don't let yourself ride, and ignore me?This white dragon horse is too attractive!Isn't it just a dragon horse, what's the big deal?
Master, it's nothing special, you still hold on to him and don't let go.What, haven't you had fun yet?

"Xiaobai, do you like it when I call you that?" Lu Buping rolled his eyes and said, "If you don't speak, then I will take it as your acquiescence and agreement!"

"Zhilan, don't bully people too much!"

As soon as Bai Longma spoke, Lu Buping became even more excited!
"Xiaobai, what you said is wrong. You are not human, where did you bully people too much?"

It's not worth your life to be so angry, Xiao Bailong is definitely on the list!Anyway, I am considered a person, how can I care about a horse?Not worth it!

Master, you are so humble, "you are still human".Is this where you position yourself?Tsk tsk, the standard has fallen to the bottom, no wonder this IQ has reached the bottom line.

"Xiaobai, how boring it is to be a horse all day long! Come on, become your original appearance, let's sit down and have a good chat?" Lu Buping said as he took out the hip flask from behind and said, "Look, I'll let you drink I brought it all to you. Are you sure you don’t want to taste it? This taste is absolutely unmatched by green grass.”

Facing the white dragon horse who turned his head away, he became anxious again.what happened?This trick is not easy to use.It seems that I still have to work hard and work harder.

"Zhilan, you made me look for it so hard!"

Just as Lu Buping was about to show off his skills, he was suddenly hugged tightly from behind.This familiar warm embrace, and the voice of Yuzi, made him engraved in his heart.

"Old man, the Upper Realm is so busy, why are you here again?" Lu Buping turned around and said with a smile, "Abandoning duty without authorization is a bad habit."

"Zhilan, I can't find you, I'm going to be possessed!"

No, haven't you finished talking yet?Old man, where are you taking yourself in such a hurry?If I knew it earlier, I would accept this special treatment as soon as I came back.He will chat with Mr. Zhuge for a few more words.

Master, "You can hide from the first day of the junior high school, but you can't hide from the fifteenth day." This kind of thing will happen sooner or later.Do you have a second option besides accepting it?
"That old man, don't get excited, listen to me first!" Looking at Taibai Jinxing who kept taking off his clothes, Lu Buping raised his heart in his throat.What to do?What to do?The old man is going to attack himself!
"Zhilan, don't you know? I can't feel your aura in the Three Realms and Five Elements, and I'm ready to die. I went to the Western Paradise to find the Tathagata Buddha, and had a big fight with Master."

Listen to Taibai Jinxing counting the ridiculous things he has done.Lu Buping can be regarded as an eye-opener.Didn't expect him to have such a hot side.Tsk tsk, it's really a fairy and you can't just look at the face.

"Old man, don't worry!"

"Zhilan, I thought I could protect you well. Now, I realized that I was wrong. It was a big mistake! I can't wait, and I can't wait anymore."

"Don't, this kind of thing must at least be voluntary, right? Old man—" Lu Buping smiled wryly.If the old man really succeeded, how could I have the face to see sister Da Qiao!Woooooooo—what to do?

(End of this chapter)