i have a date with a hero

Chapter 766 Duplicity
First class, second class, the expected kiss has not yet fallen.I am a little puzzled by the unevenness of the road, and I am anxious.If you want to come up, give it a good time!Minutes of torment, what's the matter?
Come up if you want?You are so impatient.I don't know who it was just now, I opened my mouth and kept my mouth shut, but now I can't wait.Tsk tsk, duplicity to your level is really uncommon.

"Old man, if you're not ready. Then don't waste everyone's time. I'm busy too!"

Lu Buping who suddenly opened his eyes was dumbfounded.What is this place?Why did I come here just by closing and opening my eyes?
Don't think about it, it must have something to do with the old man!
Walking on the bustling street, Lu Buping was even more sure of his guess.Looking at the three big characters on the plaque, he began to frown again.I don't know it, will it know me?Who knows!
Master, what are you thinking about?Hmph, if you don't learn words, you don't know them.Absolutely no luck.Master, you, it is better to confess as soon as possible!

"Oh, what is this place? Why is it so hot? When will it rain?"

Lu Buping flicked his sleeves and walked slowly among the crowd.He didn't believe that with so many people, there wasn't a guy who liked to join in the fun and talkative.

"This is Fengxian County. It has been drought for three years, and there hasn't been a single drop of rain."

Hearing that the road in "Fengxian County" is uneven, his eyes light up.It seems that there is another good show on the stage.Tsk tsk, this is definitely a war without gunpowder.

Shangguan, the princess of Fengxian County, was originally a Buddhist.Suddenly, the Jade Emperor used the three-year drought as a wake-up call, forcing Lord Shangguan to change from a Buddhist to a Taoist.

Tathagata Buddha and Jade Emperor are really duplicity and cheeky!Keep saying: "Buddhism and Taoism are one family." They still have to play this head-pulling trick!For whom? "

All the "seeing but not seeing, hearing but not hearing" are all Tathagata Buddha, who insisted on challenging the Jade Emperor.Now it's all right, the gods fight, and the common people suffer.

The Tathagata Buddha persisted for three years without compromise, and the Jade Emperor waited for three years.It is estimated that the patience of the two of them is almost worn out.The appearance of Master Tang is the trump card of Tathagata Buddha.

Look, this apprentice is not in vain.Charge into battle and regain lost ground, this kind of thing must be indispensable.

He hadn't taken two steps before he saw the monkey intercept the imperial list that hadn't been posted yet.Sure enough, as I expected, this nosy monkey took care of it.

"Monkey, second senior brother, Lao Sha, here I come!"

The three of them suddenly turned their heads and saw Zhilan approaching with a smile, they couldn't restrain their excitement any longer.

Lu Buping being hugged by three fairy bears is really dumbfounding.The hug was definitely over the top.

"Zhilan, I want to kill my old pig. Come to my arms!"

"Lao Sha misses you too! Please hug me!"

"Come on, it's too noisy, Zhilan belongs to my grandson!"

"Don't worry, I can't let you three go."

Lu Buping smiled triumphantly, and blinked at Tang Sanzang.Tsk tsk, this master Tang can really bear it.Only the white dragon horse was left to accompany him, and he was still chanting scriptures.

Faced with Zhilan's provocation, Tang Sanzang was in a state of confusion.He should be angry about something, but he couldn't help but envy his apprentice. "Amitabha, good and good!" You must know how to recite the mantra of purifying the heart, and you can't leave it at all times. It's really important!

"Amitabha, you are so kind," Tang Sanzang struggled with his thoughts, but he still stepped forward, "Zhilan, welcome back."

Yo ha!What is wrong with master Tang's nerves?Unexpectedly, you took the initiative to welcome yourself?It must be an adverse reaction after being too frightened.

They came to the mansion of Lord Shangguan, the princess of Fengxian County.Along the way, there were all kinds of crying complaints from Mr. Shangguan.In the open and in the dark, it is only short of saying "God has no eyes"!
This princess of Fengxian County is really daring.It is estimated that the Tathagata Buddha must have lent him courage.Otherwise, how could an ordinary person have such courage.How dare you challenge God directly.

"Master, my old grandson is good at raining. I'll go to the Dragon King to get some."

Seeing the monkey about to fly, Lu Buping was about to speak when he grabbed him.

"Zhilan, you go with my grandson!"

Monkey, why ask so much?I have been caught by you on somersault cloud, even if I don't want to go, I don't have a chance to say no.

"Monkey, I have long wanted to be alone with you."

As soon as Zhu Bajie saw the senior brother abducting Zhilan, he was anxious and angry: "Junior Brother Sha, how can the senior brother find a helper with Zhilan? No, I have to go and see. Take good care of Master! "

Watching the second senior brother suddenly disappear into the clouds, Monk Sha was also quite speechless.Anyone can go and see?Why not my old Sha?

"Wujing, Wujing—" Tang Sanzang called Monk Sha several times in a row, but he didn't respond.Alas, these apprentices are really worrying.If there is no response after calling a few times, could it be that when Wu Neng left, he also hooked Wu Jing's soul away?
"Amitabha, good is good!"

"Ah—Master, why are you chanting sutras again?" Monk Sha immediately leaned forward when he saw Tang Sanzang packing the pole, "Master, let the disciples do these things!"

As soon as he heard Monk Sha's words, Tang Sanzang felt furious.Why did you go early?No matter what you call.Now, come to join in the fun again.Hmph, I'm done working on being a teacher!
"Monkey, where are we going? Is it the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea?" Lu Buping asked with a puzzled look on his face, "I don't need to make another trip for something that you can do with just a command?"

"Zhi Lan, you still know my grandson's heart best. The Dragon King has already told my grandson, and the Jade Emperor has to nod on this matter."

"Brother, Zhilan, wait for me, old pig!"

Lu Buping turned his head and saw Marshal Tianpeng who was chasing after him panting heavily.Tsk tsk, how come this kind of thing is so rare, second senior brother.

"Second senior brother, you came here just as I thought of you." Lu Buping patted Zhu Bajie's shoulder and said with emotion, "It's not easy to come to Heaven, I'll take you to meet a god."

"Zhilan, you're joking again. In the Upper Realm, everything is missing, and there is no shortage of gods. You can find it in any corner."

"This fairy is not ordinary. After a while, you will know when you see him."

Seeing Zhilan and Zhu Bajie fighting fiercely, Monkey couldn't stand it any longer.

"Bajie, Zhilan, we come to Heaven for business."

Lu Buping spread his hands and said indifferently: "Monkey, I'll leave the business to you. Those who can do more work, you know!"

"Eldest brother, you are tired. My old pig will take Zhilan back to the old place, and take a good look around."

Just as Monkey King was about to reprimand, the two turned around and ran away.The monkey scratched its ears and cheeks angrily, and jumped up and down.

Forget it, whatever they do, I will have to wipe their butts with my grandson later.

Monkey, the way to find a sense of existence is really unique. Things like "wiping buttocks" are really important, and no one has robbed them yet.

Master, what are you thinking?The heavens are such a big place, so you can't go for a stroll.If you have to get close to the Moon Palace gate, isn't that provoking trouble?Could it be that you also want to feel the taste of being cast into a pig's womb by mistake?

(End of this chapter)