i have a date with a hero

Chapter 778 Cannibalism
"Second senior brother, don't underestimate fish. I can do anything you can do!"

Zhu Bajie looked back and saw Monk Sha who was slapping his chest with black lines on his face.Brother Sha, why don't you distinguish between good and evil?Wasn't my old pig rushing forward to not embarrass him?

This lack of eyesight, it seems that this fish not only has poor memory, but also has problems with eyesight and IQ.

"Lao Sha, I appreciate your kindness!" Lu Buping smiled and patted him on the shoulder, "Let's go and eat fish."

eat fish? !Monk Sha was shocked, and kept blinking at Zhu Bajie.How can this be? !Although it is said that "big fish eat small fish and small fish eat dried shrimps" is the natural law of survival.However, I, Lao Sha, never eat fish.I just ate-

See the nine oversized rosary beads around your neck.Although it became black and black, this was his best bite.They all say: "Eating Tang Monk meat can live forever." Why, I don't feel that way after eating it nine times?

It seems that "you can live forever if you eat Tang's monk meat".This rumor is definitely worth more than a ton of water.

Feelings, on the way to learn from the Western Paradise, Tang Seng is just a decoration, a gimmick.

Lu Buping looked at Monk Sha who kept his head down and was playing with the rosary in his hand.Tsk tsk tsk, doesn't this guy want to eat Tang Monk meat again? !I've eaten it nine times, aren't you tired of it?
Why do I always feel that Monk Sha's purpose of learning Buddhist scriptures is not pure.Could it be that he came here just for Tang Seng's flesh?After all, I have eaten it nine times, and it is really unreasonable not to make it perfect.

Master, what do you want?Emotions, goblins are just like people, they like to make things up? !Just kidding, don't bring such a whole thing.

"Lao Sha, what do you think of with such an intriguing look?" Lu Buping jokingly laughed, "Fish, do you want to eat or not? Don't miss this opportunity."

"Zhilan, don't be too hard on Junior Brother Sha!" Zhu Bajie said, "He really can't do the cannibalism."

What is this called?Can't do cannibalism?Then just eat people!If other people are not good enough, Tang Seng's meat is needed to fill his stomach.Tsk tsk, Lao Sha's mouth is really picky.

"Second senior brother, let's go, let's go. We can't do things that are difficult for others."

Monk Sha watched Zhilan and Zhu Bajie walk in front side by side, clasping their shoulders.He didn't like it in his heart.Hmph, "big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimps." Isn't that just following the laws of nature?No big deal.

"Zhilan, second senior brother, wait for me, go together, go together!"

The three of them gathered at the grilled fish stand, shook off their cheeks, ate a big meal, wiped their mouths, turned around and left.

The shopkeeper, who was busy sweating profusely, dropped his jaw in shock.Get rich now!Before she had time to be happy, she lowered her face and became unhappy.Immediately rushed over and blocked their way with open arms.

"Three guest officers, you haven't paid yet?"

Hearing what the shopkeeper said, the three of them laughed so hard, not to mention how happy they were!

"Boss, you have to be more open-minded! These days, have you ever met someone who eats Bawang's meal and will pay? Hahaha——" Lu Buping patted the shoulder of the owner and smiled, "We only eat for free, no Collect protection fees. You should be Amitabha and burn incense!"

"Zhilan, what you said is so true," Zhu Bajie said with a flick of his sleeve, "Eating your food, that's a respect for you. I don't want to eat it if others bring it over to you. Let's go, Zhilan, what are you talking to him about? Then rush to the next game, keep doing it! ”

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooophone

The booth next to them, seeing the posture of the three of them, immediately closed the booth and left.The originally lively street was suddenly overwhelmed.The stalls fled in all directions, and the street became a mess and deserted for a while.

"Second Senior Brother, isn't their reaction too much?" Lu Buping raised his eyebrows, "We only ate a dozen or so fish, why are these vegetable and cloth sellers running away? We are not those hungry people! "

Zhu Bajie raised his belt and said: "Ahem, they probably saw my old pig loosen his belt and got scared! I don't eat everything. This misunderstanding is big!"

Hearing Zhu Bajie's explanation, Lu Buping laughed.The second senior brother has such a cold appetite.I really don't know what he can't eat.

"Zhi Lan, Second Senior Brother, this matter has nothing to do with me, Old Sha," Monk Sha said while holding his belt with one hand, "I'm not loosening my belt."

Looking at Monk Sha's movement of tying his belt, the road was uneven and he couldn't help but wry smile.Lao Tzu, the biggest mistake I made when I went out was bringing these two idiots with me!

Master, at such a young age, why do you want to pretend to be a senior?These days, everything is really upside down.The older ones, the old cucumbers are painted with green paint-pretending to be tender!Those young people kept their mouths open and called themselves "Lao Tzu".Blindly pretend to be deep and mature.

Maturity is just a matter of time.Sooner or later, why are you in such a hurry?The hair on his mouth has not yet grown, so he calls himself "Lao Tzu".Show off, who is it for?Who cares about you.Satisfy your self-righteous vanity at best.

This system is also unexpected.After this vanity is completely eliminated, why does it still rebound? !
"I can't eat the overlord's meal now!" Lu Buping spread his hands, and said helplessly, "Second Senior Brother, Lao Sha, don't be dumbfounded. Let's go back home."

"Zhilan, you have a good idea! I really can't accept it."

Hearing Zhu Bajie's flattering words, Lu Buping was confused and disgusted.There must be a reason for not accepting it, right?It's too far-fetched to join in the opening.Lao Tzu, why don't you know what idea I came up with?
Look, the current situation has entered the realm of "the authorities are confused, but the bystanders are clear".This system, this time it is going to be an eye-opener!
"Second Senior Brother, you are right! I also agree!"

Facing Monk Sha who echoed his voice, Lu Buping couldn't laugh or cry even more.Regarding today's matter, I have to get to the bottom of it to see what they can say.
"Second Senior Brother, Lao Sha, what's a good idea for this? Come on, let's hear it."

Seeing Zhilan who was about to leave, she pulled a stool and sat in front of the two of them.Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering what was going on with Zhilan? !

"Zhilan, it's not my old pig who is boasting about Haikou. The food in the Yuhua Palace is absolutely unique in the world. Such a luxurious king's meal is definitely not to be missed!"

King Yuhua wished that these masters and apprentices would stay in Yuhua County permanently.What King Yuhua wants is his unique exposure in the world.

"Second senior brother, what are you kidding? It was delivered to your mouth. Can it still be called Overlord Meal?"

Monk Sha looked bewildered, pulled his red hair and said, "Zhilan, it's not called Overlord Meal. Shouldn't that be called free food?!"

Lu Buping rolled his eyes and said: "It's nothing special to get it easily when it's delivered to your mouth! The taste and texture, of course, have to be greatly reduced."

Isn't it just eating and drinking for nothing, a meal.Why is it so complicated?
Zhu Bajie was about to cast his begging eyes on Monk Sha.But he saw Monk Sha who was full of sorrow and was very puzzled.

Forget it, my old pig can still get it on his own.Brother Sha, I really can't count on it.

(End of this chapter)