i have a date with a hero

Chapter 796
Just before dawn, Lu Buping was awakened by the screams of ghosts and wolves.Who is so boring, disturbing people's dreams early in the morning is the most hateful!He sat up and stretched, suddenly startled, turned over and jumped down.

Oh my god, how could I fall asleep under the circumstances last night! ?Checked the whole body up and down, nothing wrong.Only when the road is uneven can we breathe a sigh of relief.Fortunately, the monkey did not take advantage of the danger.

Hmph, monkey, you are wise!
Master, I am getting stiff now.Why did you go early?Because of your compromise, this system was almost wiped out.It turns out that watching the excitement is also risky.From now on, this system has to take it easy.

This ding ding bang bang, crying bitterly early in the morning.Who is so free?Lu Buping pushed the door out and was stunned to see the scene in front of him!

The octopus, the princess of Tianzhu, is lying on Zhu Bajie's back.I don't know how the second senior brother provoked her.Those slender fingers scratched and scratched at the pig's head, and even swung their fists.

Tsk tsk tsk, now the pig's head is completely unreadable.Lu Buping turned his head, unable to bear to look directly at him.

"Zhilan, help!"

"Well, you pighead, you dare to call a helper! This princess wants you to call, let you call."

Before Zhu Bajie could yell a second time, he had already been slapped twice.Hum, haw, haw, I couldn't say a single word.

This octopus is really ruthless.Fortunately, Laozi had the foresight to escape in advance.

As soon as Master Tang saw Zhu Bajie staring at him asking for help, he immediately closed his eyes and began to chant sutras.

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness! Bajie, this is your creation, take good care of it!"

Seeing Tang Sanzang who got on his horse and trotted away, Lu Buping couldn't help curling his lips.Master Tang's blame is really thorough.The high-sounding excuses are brought out, and people can't even find a reason to refuse.

"Hey, monkey, why don't you just ignore it?"

"Oh, the back of the hand and the palm of the hand are full of meat, my grandson is also very embarrassed."

"Elder brother, me too!"

Look, all of them have learned to make excuses and shirk their responsibilities.

Master, you still have the face to say you are being raped.Aren't you watching the show yourself?Hmph, half a catty is right.

"Then let's go quickly, arrive at Tianzhu country earlier, and send the princess back. Second senior brother, you will be relieved!"

Originally, Aoao called Zhu Bajie who was carrying the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom on his back and spun around in circles.Hearing Zhilan's words, her eyes immediately became moist.Still, Zhilan is the best for my old pig.

If the master is unsatisfactory, he will vent his anger on my old pig.Senior Brother and Junior Brother Sha hesitated to express their views.Only Zhilan is the one who really thinks about my old pig.

Facing Zhu Bajie's tearful eyes, Lu Buping sighed and said, "Second Senior Brother, you have the kung fu of being so dumbfounded, you might as well hurry on your way. Leave early and be free!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie carrying the princess of Tianzhu Kingdom on his back, he disappeared in a flash.Tsk tsk tsk, second senior brother is too impatient, right?
"Zhilan, my grandson can take you flying."

Lu Buping raised his head and saw Monkey King flying in mid-air, and immediately shook his head.

"Monkey, it's nice to be able to fly. But, I'm a little bit out of luck."

"Zhilan, this kind of thing is familiar once."

"Lao Sha, let's go quickly!" Lu Buping turned his head and saw the monkey with a hippie smile, following closely behind, almost crying.

"Monkey, you don't need to be strong for this kind of thing."

no?Lao Tzu's struggle turned out to be in vain? !
Master, what are you fussing about?You, a little flower demon, are simply not enough to look at in front of the Monkey King.This is an indisputable fact.

After living for so long, I haven't learned to face the facts.Master, do you think you can still be saved?
"Zhilan, sit down, my old grandson is going to speed up!"

Silent acceleration is the footsteps of monkeys, I have no choice.

Zhu Bajie caught up with Tang Sanzang, the pain in his mouth was just relieved.He just wanted to say a few words to Master.The apprentice was wronged, and always wanted to let the master take the lead for him.This has been a habit throughout the ages, but it doesn't work with Zhu Bajie.

"Master, she beat my old pig, it hurts so much!"

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness. Eight precepts, as a monk, how can you be afraid of pain. Didn't my teacher tell you that everything is practice. Eight precepts, you have to grasp it carefully, cherish it, it is a hard-won encounter."

Zhu Bajie wants to sue the princess of Tianzhu.She is a woman.The stunning princess who makes a man unable to take his eyes away after just a glance.Who can bear to blame her?Tang Sanzang is no exception.

Princess Tianzhu lay on Zhu Bajie's back, listening to his complaints, raised her hand and slapped him.

"Pig head, do you want to be beaten again?"

"His Royal Highness, please forgive me! My old pig dare not be presumptuous."

"Hmph, you are wise. Hurry up, this princess wants to return to her father and queen soon."

Tang Sanzang watched Zhu Bajie being beaten, closed his eyes, and began to chant scriptures in his heart.

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness! Being a teacher is also a painstaking effort. Bajie, you should understand the master more. Wukong, you can't say it, and you can't bear the grievances. He is indispensable on this westward journey. Wujing is just a dull gourd, and he doesn't say anything. Why? Master really can’t be counted on. Bajie, those who can eat will do more work, and the time to test you has come.”

"Master, my old grandson went ahead to explore the way!"

Seeing the fleeting Monkey King, Tang Sanzang sighed and said, "Amitabha, so good!"

"Monkey, why are you in such a hurry? We're not in a hurry." Lu Buping said with a wry smile, "Why don't you just wait for Lao Sha and Master Tang!"

"Zhilan, if we don't hurry up, that idiot will disappear."

Lu Buping lowered his head and saw Zhu Bajie running around with great strength.Second senior brother, this is a wholehearted desire to get rid of the burden on him.

"Second brother, don't worry, let's go together."

"Pig head, let's go! If you don't move, this princess is about to attack."

"Your Highness, have you beaten my old pig too often? Along the way, you will do it when you are unhappy, and you will do it if you are happy. Even if you are a princess, you have to be reasonable!"

"The princess is happy, you don't care!"

Facing such a savage princess, Lu Buping shook his head and sighed.Octopus is a tough word!

"Princess, if you continue to be so unreasonable and messing around, then we can only part ways now!"

"Zhilan is right! My old pig thinks the same way." Upon hearing Zhilan's words, Zhu Bajie immediately gained confidence.

Princess Tianzhu turned her head and stared at Lu Buping, feeling aggrieved in her heart.Damn guy, he spoiled the good things of this princess again and again.When this princess returns to the palace, I will settle accounts with you!
"Master, I told you to send me back to the palace. Hmph, you gave up halfway and broke your promise. Master will definitely not let you go!"

When Master was mentioned, Zhu Bajie's ears drooped again.He began to ask Lu Buping and Sun Wukong for help.

"Idiot!" Monkey King turned his head away.

"Second senior brother, don't be wronged. It's been such a long way. It's not short of these two steps. I'm optimistic about you!"

As soon as they entered Tianzhu Kingdom, they were stunned by the scene before them!The vast sea of ​​people are all clustered in one direction.

They stood still and were crowded forward by the crowd.

no?It turned out to be the princess of Tianzhu throwing a hydrangea ball to invite relatives.Lu Buping glanced at the octopus on Zhu Bajie's back.Tsk tsk tsk, there is a good show to watch!

(End of this chapter)