i have a date with a hero

Chapter 816
"Father, please forgive me—" Kou Dong ran around with his head in his arms, circling the two tables.

Kou Liang saw his father beating his younger brother in front of outsiders, and immediately stopped him.

"Father, be merciful!"

When Kou Yuanwai saw Kou Liang, he said angrily, "You can't get away with this matter. The old man will clean up the house today!"

Beating and kicking can no longer express Kou Yuanwai's anger.The housekeeper with sharp eyesight immediately invites out the family law.

Seeing the wooden stick with thick arms, Lu Buping was startled.Let me go, is this the stick in the legendary "a filial son grows from under the stick".

Tsk tsk tsk, it's good to never meet dad.At least you don't have to worry about the addition of sticks and fists.

Master, what's the matter, seeing someone's father beating his son, are you feeling balanced again? !
"Father, stop beating," Kou Liang yelled, covering his buttocks, "the living Buddhas in your eyes are eating and drinking. They must be fake!"

"Brother is right, they are fake!"

Kou Yuanwai was panting tiredly, turned his head and saw the Living Buddha eating a chicken leg, he was not feeling well.

"Living Buddha, what should I do?" Kou Yuanwai cried bitterly when he saw this scene, "It's because the old man has no way to teach his children, and the living Buddha broke the precepts. Woooooo——Old man, this makes people build a golden body for the Living Buddha , offering incense, morning and evening pilgrimage!"

Seeing Kou Liang and Kou Dong who were stunned aside, Kou Yuan went up with a stick.

Tsk tsk tsk, that looks so painful!I don't have the slightest expectation of recognizing my father.You can't touch daddy, it's better for me to hide.

"Nizi, don't hurry up, kneel down and kowtow to the living Buddha to apologize!"

Facing the scene before them, Monkey King and Lu Buping were both stunned.

"Zhilan, is this how all fathers treat their sons?" Sun Wukong whispered in his ear.

"Probably!"

"My old grandson is really glad that he jumped out of the rock."

"I also feel very lucky!" Lu Buping raised his eyebrows and said, "Monkey, should we take care of this matter?"

"It's not easy for my grandson to interfere with other people's housework."

The uneven road is also very difficult.Watching Kou Yuanwai beat his two sons half to death.I can't turn a blind eye, can I?After all, this matter is still because of Lao Tzu and the monkey.

Master, you still have a little conscience.If you want to eat meat yourself, it is really unreasonable to implicate innocent people!

"Cough cough, Kou Yuanwai, please be merciful," Lu Bu stepped forward to comfort the weeping him, "It's no big deal to eat meat. You are so rare and strange!"

Kou Yuanwai felt even more guilty when he heard that the "Living Buddha" was so enlightened and generous.

"The old man is incapable of teaching, and the Living Buddha has been wronged!"

Monkey King is no longer tired of the title "Living Buddha".Who is this Kou Yuanwai satirizing?My grandson has not been conferred Buddha yet.Isn't he just sprinkling salt into my old grandson's heart by saying "living Buddha"?
"Old man, open your mouth and shut your mouth about Living Buddha, my old grandson is tired of hearing it!" Sun Wukong said tirelessly, "Just call me Elder Sun."

"Thank you Elder Sun for your kindness!"

Lu Buping immediately stepped forward and said with a smile: "Mr. Kou, my name is Zhilan!"

"Elder Zhilan, I'm being polite!"

It's not easy, I finally got mixed up with the title.In Kou Yuanwai's eyes, Lao Tzu is just a dispensable little transparent.This feeling, don't mention how aggrieved.

Master, do you still have the face to complain?For a while the elders, for a while the Taoist.Buddhism and Taoism take all!What else do you want?

The aura of the monkey is too powerful!Whoever stands beside him will be overshadowed.Lao Tzu is definitely not the first.Zhu Bajie, Sha Monk, Tang Sanzang, Bailongma, in front of the monkey, which one is not a supporting role?
Facing the predicament in front of them, Kou Liang and Kou Dong wanted to cry but had no tears.My father was poisoned by Elder Sun, and the two of them, as sons, really couldn't get rid of it.

Seeing the impasse in front of him, Lu Buping smiled and gnawed a mouthful of the chicken leg and said, "Mr. Kou, you don't have to feel sorry. The Buddha said: wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is in the heart. Only those who are fake and compassionate will always care about those Follow the rules."

Originally, Kou Yuanwai, who was deeply guilty and regretful.Upon hearing Taoist Zhilan's words, he suddenly realized.In terms of feelings, the old man only cares about the superficial things, but ignores the Buddha in his heart.

"Elder Zhilan is right, the old man actually did something stupid that put the cart before the horse!" Kou Yuanwai raised his hand and slapped himself again, "It really deserves to be slapped!"

Lu Buping couldn't help frowning.This Kou Yuanwai is really a ruthless person.Not only did he hit his son hard, but he also slapped himself in the face without hesitation.Tsk tsk tsk, if you don't be cruel to yourself, how can you get the reputation of a great benevolent person.These days, those who survive to the end are ruthless people!

"Mr. Kou, stop," Lu Buping said with a smile, "You have the skills to beat people, why don't you just sit down and eat something. There are so many delicious foods, it's a waste if you don't finish them. You know, it's too much to eat Drink. The Buddha is even more taboo about extravagance and waste!"

"Elder Zhilan is right!" Member Kou glared at the two sons who were kneeling on the ground, and said angrily, "Nizi, why are you standing there in a daze, sit down and eat quickly! Hmph, if you don't finish eating today, then don't eat." want to go."

For this meal, Lu Buping and Sun Wukong accompanied the father and son, eating from morning to evening.It can be seen that most of the food on the table has not been touched.

If this continues, it is estimated that supper will have to be settled on this table.

"Mr. Kou, the Buddha said: All living beings are equal. It is better to be happy with others than to be happy alone." Lu Buping half leaned on the grand master's chair and smiled, "Let all the servants in the house come and enjoy this big meal together. It's a waste, but it's Great sin."

"Yes, yes, Elder Zhilan, Elder Sun, you are the ones who are truly compassionate! This old man admires you very much."

The servant was involved in the plan to eliminate the big meal, and the wind swept away for a while.There was only a mess of various bones left on the table.At this moment, everyone burped for a long time and leaned on their chairs, not wanting to move.

Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha protected Tang Sanzang, and finally arrived at the gate of Kou Yuanwai's house in Diling County.Tang Sanzang was overjoyed when he saw the sign of "All Monks Don't Stop".

"Bajie, hurry up and help me down as a teacher."

"Master, be careful."

Meeting no one all the way, they turned and came to the hall.Seeing the big fish and meat and the leftovers on the table, I was stunned.

"Amitabha, you are so good! You--this, how decent!" Tang Sanzang chanted the scriptures, turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly.

Kou Liang said disdainfully: "Father, here comes a serious and prudent monk. He has a kind face and kind eyes, it seems that he is worthless."

"Brother, you are right!"

Originally, they had prejudices against Elder Sun and Zhilan.However, when I think about these years, I have eaten fast and recited Buddha twice in three days.None of them could remember how long it had been since they had eaten with their stomachs open.No matter how many times I begged my father, I was beaten and reprimanded.

Unexpectedly, a few words from the elder could satisfy their inner desire.

After a big meal, the two brothers admire Monkey King and Zhilan extremely.The two brothers' eyes met, and they made up their minds to hug the thighs of the two elders tightly so that they could have meat to eat!

"Don't be rude," Kou Yuanwai stepped forward with a shy stomach and smiled, "This elder, if you want to eat vegetarian food, I will ask someone to prepare it. Please go to the side hall and wait for a while!"

"Amitabha, goodness, goodness, thank you, Lord Kou!"

As soon as Zhu Bajie saw the master walking away, he was always unhappy.

(End of this chapter)