i have a date with a hero

Chapter 818 Doomsday

"Monkey, if you have something to say, don't, don't tear my clothes, okay?"

Master, learning to shut up is a university question.Unfortunately, you won't.Talkative, gossip, gossip, if you provoked yourself, then suffer it yourself!
When Kou Liang and Kou Dong outside the door heard the voice, their eyes met and they couldn't help but tremble.

"Brother, this Elder Sun is too ruthless. If you hit him, you have to take off your clothes." Kou Dong worried, "Will he use this trick on the two of us?"

"Brother, behave yourself!" Kou Liang sighed.

As soon as Kou Dong heard his dejected words, he immediately said with a sad face: "Brother, why don't we go back to find father. At least, he doesn't take off his clothes when he beats people."

When Kou Liang heard this, he rolled his eyes and said, "Go, go by yourself, don't pull me!"

"Brother, brother, I can't bear my father's anger alone," Kou Dong said anxiously, "help share some, okay?"

"Not good!" Kou Liang said softly, "Hush, don't talk, listen!"

"Zhilan, my old grandson won't force you," Sun Wukong hugged his shoulders and stared at him intently, "Take it off yourself!"

Lu Buping, who hadn't had time to breathe a sigh of relief, felt like crying when he heard the second half of the monkey's words.

"Monkey, isn't this a bit of a joke?" Lu Buping tried hard to smile.After thinking about it, he didn't think of it.Why did the monkey suddenly go berserk?

"My old grandson is not joking!"

"Then, then, why on earth do you have to take off my clothes?" Lu Buping smiled wryly, "We grew up together since we were young. You haven't seen what I look like? You don't need to take off my clothes."

The backs of Kou Dong and Kou Liang were sweating, Elder Sun was cruel to his childhood sweetheart brothers.In the face of the two of them who are halfway through the road, they will not show mercy.

"Brother, I'm afraid—"

"Shh!"

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was powerless to refute. He rolled his eyes and said, "Review the old and learn the new!"

I will go, "lift a rock and shoot yourself in the foot"!Why did I do such a stupid thing?If I had known earlier, I would not have dragged the text.

Master, the end of showing off everywhere is to reap the consequences of oneself.You know regret it now, it's too late!
"Hey, monkey, learning from the past is not how it works."

"How to use the words my grandson learned. Of course, my grandson has the final say!" Sun Wukong said, tearing off his shoes, "Zhilan, if you don't want to do it yourself, my grandson can help you! "

"No, I'll do it myself!"

Monkey, what's the matter?What's the comparison with Lao Tzu's clothes?These clothes are not worn by Lao Tzu.I just want to, but I can't take it off?I really don't know how the old man made such weird clothes.Alas, I never took it off by myself.

"Zhilan, what a fool!"

Faced with the monkey's unfazed expression, Lu Buping died.

"Monkey, can you tell me why you have to take off your clothes?"

Sun Wukong looked him up and down and said: "My old grandson wants to review the past and learn the new, can't it?"

Hearing this conversation, Kou Dong said with a confused face: "Brother, what do you mean by 'reviewing the old to learn the new'?"

"How would I know?" Kou Liang raised his voice.As soon as the words fell, he immediately covered his mouth.Broken, sure to be found.

"Brother, what's wrong with you? Why are you covering your mouth?"

"Shut up! It's all your fault."

Monkey King turned his head, looked towards the door, raised his hand to pick up the golden cudgel, and directly poked a big hole in the door.

"Elder Sun, don't get me wrong, we two brothers are guarding the door."

"If you don't want to die, get out of here!"

"Yes, Elder Sun is right, let's get out of here."

When Kou Liang saw Kou Dong who was about to run away, he immediately grabbed him.

"What are you running for? Didn't you hear that Elder Sun told you to go?" Kou Liang said angrily, "You still want to provoke Elder Sun!"

"Brother, I forgot in a hurry. Get lost!"

Kou Yuanwai was about to go out for a walk, when he saw his two sons rolling, he was very pleasantly surprised.This trick of the living Buddha is really high!The combination of movement and stillness is wonderful!
Lu Buping thought that the appearance of brothers Kou Liang and Kou Dong would give him a chance to breathe a sigh of relief.Who knows?The monkey "rolled" and solved the problem.Alas, it is better to ask for others than to ask for oneself!

What is the monkey thinking? "Learn the new by reviewing the old", what kind of reason is this?No, I have to find a way to dispel the monkey's thoughts.The best way is to divert attention.

Who should this scourge be given?Oh, how could I forget the real master.Master Tang's big apprentice, if you don't cling to him, who will you cling to?
"Learning the new by reviewing the past, any time is fine," Lu Buping smiled, leaned forward and patted him on the shoulder and said, "Now, the most important thing is Master Tang. Don't tell me, you didn't see it, Tang Master is really angry."

"Master, my old grandson, it's not like you don't know that you wipe tears every day or two. It's not a common thing to get angry." Sun Wukong said, sitting on the side of the bed and said, "My grandson has already felt strange. No wonder!"

Lu Buping was overjoyed when he heard the monkey talking.It seems that this trick is working.

"Monkey, I'm going to talk about you. No matter what, he is your master." Lu Buping sat on the edge of the bed and climbed onto his shoulder, "You can't turn a blind eye!"

"Then, what should my grandson do?"

It was not easy, I finally waited until the monkey said this sentence.

"Master is angry, of course you have to coax him!" Lu Buping said and winked at Monkey King, "The sooner the better! Monkey, it's best for you to go now."

"Zhilan, my old grandson will go now and leave you here by yourself, how can that be?"

Oops, isn't this monkey too vigilant?It's all because I was too impatient and said one more word.

"Monkey, how can I just watch you suffer when you are scolded?" Lu Buping said as he put on his shoes immediately, patted him on the shoulder and said, "I will accompany you!"

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said: "Zhilan, who do you underestimate, how could my grandson be afraid of him?"

"I know, you are not afraid," Lu Buping put his arms around his shoulders, and said earnestly, "But Master Tang is not only your master, but also a disciple of Buddha Tathagata. If he is angry, he will be blind in front of Buddha Tathagata. "

"He dares!" Sun Wukong said and copied out the golden cudgel again.

Monkey, the impulsive character of doing something when a word disagrees is unacceptable.

"Monkey, he definitely doesn't dare now. It's hard to say when we get to Xitian."

Sun Wukong said indignantly: "My old grandson has worked tirelessly along the way to subdue demons and eliminate demons, and protect the safety of Master. Why should he?"

"Monkey, don't be angry, and don't be stubborn. Who doesn't have a temper? Master Tang is no exception. If you ignore him. Tsk tsk, you will suffer in the end!"

"Zhilan, my old grandson is not convinced! Why should Master?"

"Monkey, why don't you understand? Just because he is your master. You have to keep your head down." Lu Buping said, pulling him away, "Don't worry, I'll accompany you! I'll take care of coaxing people." Good at it. You just need to help out by the side."

"Zhilan, lucky to have you!"

Lu Buping smiled and winked at him and said, "Monkey, there is no need to be polite between us!"

Master, this system has figured it out, you are not useless.At least fool No.1!
(End of this chapter)