i have a date with a hero

Chapter 821 still not satisfied
"Stop, stop arguing," Lu Buping stood up with his waist thrust, "Those who see it will have a share, and each person will get four elixir. Stand still, I'm going to give out the elixir."

With Lu Buping's voice, the four masters and apprentices obediently stood in a line.

Look, all these covetous eyes are all for one bite.Isn't it just an elixir, and it's not like I haven't eaten it before, so why can't I forget it so much?
Master, you are "a full man doesn't know a hungry man is hungry".The inexhaustible elixir in your gourd is a treasure that people can't wait for.

He fed each of Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk a total of four elixir.When it was Monkey King's turn, Lu Buping put the elixir in his mouth directly.

"Zhilan, how could you treat my grandson like this!"

Facing the angry monkey, Lu Buping rolled his eyes and said, "Monkey, you don't have to be angry. It's agreed, each of you has four pills. You've already eaten four, what else do you want?"

Monkey King said with a look of grievance: "I was too anxious to eat just now, and I didn't sing the taste. Zhilan, why don't you give me a taste?"

Upon hearing Sun Wukong's words, Zhu Bajie immediately yelled at the top of his voice: "Zhilan, you know that my old grandson eats and swallows jujubes whole. The elixir is so small that I can't even taste it. It would be great if I could have two more." gone."

"Idiot, you just want to cheat food and drink," Monkey King jumped out and said, "Zhilan, don't fall for his tricks."

"Ah - I don't have time to evaluate who is right and who is wrong," Lu Buping yawned, "You guys fight slowly, I'm going back to sleep."

As soon as he saw that Zhilan was leaving, Monkey King followed immediately.

"My grandson will go with you."

"Zhilan, and my old pig."

Sun Wukong turned his head and showed Zhu Bajie the golden hoop and said: "Bajie, Brother Sha, take good care of Master, my grandson will come whenever he goes."

"Master, senior brother threatens my old pig, you can't turn a blind eye!"

Faced with Zhu Bajie's complaint, Tang Sanzang closed his eyes and said, "Amitabha, so good!"

"Master, what do you mean?" Zhu Bajie tugged at his big ears in a daze.

"Wujing, it's getting late, Master Fu, go back to the room to rest."

"Yes, Master!"

Looking at Junior Brother Sha and Master who turned to leave, Zhu Bajie was about to step forward to ask for clarification. "Bang—" the door closed with a sound.

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"Zhilan, how tired you are from walking, I'd better carry you on my grandson's back!"

Lu Buping faced Monkey King who was squatting in front of him, blocking his way.Angry and funny in my heart, monkey, what are you doing?The elixir has already been fed, and it will come to take advantage of it.Is he too greedy?

"Monkey, if you have this spare time, why not try to please Master Tang?" Lu Buping sighed, "You should know that whether you can become a god or a Buddha depends entirely on what Master Tathagata and Buddha say."

"Zhilan, my grandson knows that," Sun Wukong said in disbelief, "but I really can't let you go."

Alas, I really don't know what is about Lao Tzu that makes the monkey so obsessed.

"Go, don't make me say it again, Master Tang's patience is limited," Lu Buping pulled Monkey King up and said, "If you really hate me, it's a big deal, explain it clearly to Master Tang, and then come back!"

"Well, Zhilan, my grandson listens to you."

I saw Monkey King who disappeared suddenly with "嗖——".Lu Buping could finally breathe a sigh of relief.Damn, the monkey is too difficult to deal with, I have to keep a distance from him no matter what.

When I looked up and the road was uneven, I realized that I had lost my way.Unexpectedly, he walked into the stable without knowing it.This was a surprise to him, even more a surprise.

"Little Bailong, do we meet by chance?" Lu Buping said happily, "If fate comes, it's really unstoppable."

Facing Zhilan who was always getting close when they met, Bai Longma turned his head and ignored her.

"Little Bailong, I brought you some good things." Lu Buping directly poured out four elixir pills and brought them to his mouth, "Would you like to have a taste? I guarantee that this taste will definitely make you linger and linger .”

Master, why, the system thinks you are leading people to commit crimes?After eating your elixir, he will be your puppet from now on.For one bite, you can do whatever you want.What you think is quite beautiful, after all, Bai Longma is also the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea.What haven't you eaten, what haven't you seen?
This white dragon horse was quite arrogant, so he ignored Lao Tzu.I don't believe in evil, and I have a mouth that I can't pry open.

"Little Bailong, I just want to be your friend. You don't even have the heart to refuse me for such a small request, do you?"

As Lu Buping said, he raised his hand to touch the hair on his body.The white dragon kicked his horse, neighing loudly.

"Don't eat if you don't want to eat, don't shout," Lu Buping said worriedly, "If your voice is broken by shouting, I will feel bad."

Looking at the white dragon horse that continued to graze with its head down, it made sense.While he wasn't paying attention, she raised her hand and put the elixir into his mouth.

"Little Bailong, I really don't have any malicious intentions, I just want to share with you the delicacy in my hand."

The white dragon horse turned into a handsome and imposing young man.

"Ahem, ahem, Zhilan, you are too deceitful!"

"Little Bailong, you are finally willing to see me." Lu Buping stared at him with bright eyes and said, "I can't help it. Who told you not to show up and play with me."

This white dragon horse is really eye-catching, no matter how many times you look at it, you will feel astonished at first sight.Beautiful friends, who is not rare?
Master, you are really greedy.Learn from the group of four, let you tease it all over again.You are not satisfied yet.Now, it's time to play tricks on other people's white dragon horses again.Why, you still want the whole interracial love? !

Hmph, this system sees you as, "The barber carries water—a hot head."

"Ahem, cough, you, you, you are so hateful!"

Looking at the white dragon horse who was bending over and coughing straight out, Lu Buping smiled unkindly.

"Little Bailong, don't waste your energy. This elixir melts in your mouth, you can't spit it out. How is it? It tastes good!"

"You, me, hum! I, Ao Lie, will remember this hatred."

Lu Buping was about to step forward and grab his shoulder.Suddenly, a puff of white smoke billowed.The little white dragon came and disappeared in place!
Isn't it true that these four elixirs of my father were in vain?Lu Buping turned around sullenly, and walked forward with his head down.Banged his head against a wall of flesh.He looked up and was about to say "sorry", but saw that familiar face that couldn't be more familiar.

"Old man, why did you come here?" Lu Buping said in surprise and joy, "Does the old master know?"

Taibai Jinxing didn't say anything, and hugged him in his arms.

"Zhilan, I'm sleepy and want to sleep!"

What do you mean?You want to sleep, why hold me?I'm not a pillow.

"Well, old man, I'm afraid I'm going to disappoint you," Lu Buping said with a wry smile, "I'm lost, and I don't know where to end up tonight. There's really no way I can take you overnight."

"Zhilan, don't be afraid, close your eyes! I'll take you somewhere."

Lu Buping wanted to resist, but Taibai Jinxing's words seemed to have magical powers.He closed his eyes involuntarily and let the old man hold him in his arms.

Opening his eyes again, Lu Buping was stunned by the mess in front of him again!

"Old man, what is this place?"

"Zhilan, this is the Moon Palace."

Hearing this answer, Lu Buping couldn't believe it even more.There is really no way to connect the carved beams and painted buildings, the small bridge, the flowing water and the moon palace with the barrenness in front of us.

"Old man, what's going on here?"

He only knew it from Taibai Jinxing's mouth.The scene in front of him turned out to be the result of a battle between Taishang Laojun and Taibai Jinxing.

It seems that the destructive power of the gods really cannot be underestimated.No, old man, what do you mean by bringing yourself here suddenly?
(End of this chapter)