i have a date with a hero

Chapter 826 Squeeze
"Brother, the bed is so big, do you mind if I squeeze it?"

"Excuse me!" Sun Wukong said, taking out his golden cudgel, "Are you here to ask for a beating?"

Seeing that the elder brother was about to attack, Monk Sha was not to be outdone.It immediately turned into an octopus, tightly entwining Zhilan.

"Eldest brother, you fight, I will never fight back!"

"Junior Brother Sha, since you came here on purpose to make you feel uncomfortable," Sun Wukong said while playing with a golden cudgel, "My grandson will help you!"

Lu Buping, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly felt stuffy and hot all over.What made him unbearable the most was the feeling of being tied up, which was really uncomfortable.

What's the matter?Is it so difficult to stretch yourself? !I want to see what's going on?

Seeing Monk Sha who tied his hands and feet together, Lu Buping blinked with disbelief.Lao Tzu, why don't you know, when did Lao Sha learn to cling to people?The key is that it's still sticking so tightly!

"Old Sha, what are you doing?"

"Zhilan, you must make the decision for me! Woohoo—"

Facing the snotty and tearful Monk Sha, Lu Buping was full of disgust.Lao Sha, you can cry when you cry, why do you wipe all the snot and tears on me?Even if my clothes are white and soft enough, I can't be used as a rag by you!

"Lao Sha, don't cry yet." Lu Buping said with a look of lovelessness on his face, "Just speak well, can you take your hands and feet away first!"

Lu Buping rolled his eyes when he caught a glimpse of Monkey King with a silly face holding a golden cudgel.

"Monkey, have you been watching for so long, haven't you seen enough?"

"Ah? Enough? Not enough? Is it enough?"

Facing Monkey King scratching his head, Lu Buping laughed angrily.

"Monkey, who are you asking? Don't you have any points in your heart?"

"That's not enough, my grandson can't see enough!"

Watching the excitement, you can still be so confident!Lu Buping has learned a lot.Monkey King Monkey King is really extraordinary!

"Zhilan, you must make the decision for me," Monk Sha still hugged him tightly, "Eldest brother, he wants to beat me!"

Hehehe, don't say the monkey wants to hit you.I can hardly bear it now!

"Lao Sha, if you don't let go now, you don't need a monkey to do it," Lu Buping rolled his eyes and said, "I'll do it!"

"Zhilan, my grandson is here to help you!"

Seeing the smug look on the elder brother's face, Zhilan also rolled up her sleeves.Monk Sha was even more distressed.I use my body to protect Zhilan.How can he do this?It doesn't matter if you don't thank me, but you still have to fight.Woooo—why is my life so hard!

"I'm leaving now!" Monk Sha reluctantly let go, "Zhilan, I really miss you!"

"Hey, Lao Sha, this can't be the reason for you to hug me and not let go!" Lu Buping patted Monk Sha on the shoulder, a little dumbfounded, "Hey, go back and sleep, everything will be fine tomorrow."

Seeing Monk Sha who turned to leave, Lu Buping heaved a sigh of relief.Alas, sleep is so unreliable.

"Monkey, why are you staring at me all the time?" Lu Buping was a little puzzled by the staring Monkey King.

"Zhilan, don't mind, my grandson come up and squeeze?"

"What?" Monkey, what does this mean?Why do you have to squeeze with me when you have a bed but don't sleep?Could it be that he is still thinking about this "learn the new by reviewing the past"? !Thinking of this, Lu Buping felt goosebumps all over his body, and he felt bad all over.

"Zhilan, if you don't answer, my old grandson will take it as your acquiescence."

Lu Buping hadn't had time to speak yet.Monkey King has already jumped onto the bed, lying beside him.

Tsk tsk, the monkey did this in one go.It seems that this is not the first time he has done this.Hmph, it hasn't been found so far, the monkey must be doing tricks while he was asleep.

Thinking of this, Lu Buping suddenly understood Monk Sha's grievance.Feelings, he is to avoid being taken advantage of by monkeys.Although, Lao Sha's original intention was good.However, this cannot be an excuse for him to "take advantage of the magpie's nest".

Hehehe, I laughed so hard!Master, what is going on in your mind? "The dove occupies the magpie's nest"?What do you take yourself for?A bird's nest, or an express hotel?Hmph, anyone can sleep, you are really not picky eaters!

"Zhilan, I want to ask you something!"

Just ask, there's no need to stick it on Lao Tzu's face, right?I really couldn't stand the unevenness of this tone, so I immediately turned my head.

"Monkey, there's no need to be so close to such a big place, right?"

"Zhilan, don't I want to get close to you?" Sun Wukong scratched his ears and said, "Who told us to grow up together as childhood sweethearts. Naturally, we have to get closer."

Hmph, monkey, how do you want to get closer?Do you have to play Arhats?I don't wait for you!
Master, you are so angry, why don't you run away?Hmph, duplicity!Eighty percent of this day is what you look forward to.Tsk tsk tsk, if you want to refuse or welcome, this system can't bear to look directly at it!Hey - it's better to do a deep cleaning.This system is too pure to be polluted.

"Monkey, do you know? People should keep a safe distance from each other," Lu Buping sighed, "Leave space for each other, so that we can get along longer."

Hearing this, Monkey King scratched his head with a puzzled expression on his face.

"Zhilan, what do you mean by saying that?" Sun Wukong looked puzzled, "My old grandson is a stone monkey, and you are Zhilan. Neither of us is human!"

Faced with Monkey King's answer, Lu Buping couldn't laugh or cry.Patronizing on "presenting facts and reasoning", I forgot my own limitations.Hehe, this matter is so serious, after talking so much, Lao Tzu has become a joke!

"Oh, monkey, this principle applies to humans as well as demons. After all, our state is half human and half demon!"

"Pfft——" Master, what are you thinking?Half human, half demon, why don't you call yourself a shemale?Hahaha - I laughed at this system to death.

"Zhilan, why can't you untie your clothes?"

Looking at the monkey who kept studying his clothes, he was about to bite his mouth as soon as he finished speaking.Lu Buping immediately reached out and pushed him away.

"Monkey, shut up!"

"Zhilan, I just want to try to see if I can bite it."

Facing the aggrieved monkey, Lu Buping rolled his eyes.The monkeys are going to bite, they must be forced to do nothing.When Lao Tzu fell asleep, he certainly wasn't idle.

"Monkey, if you're interested, there's another one you wore. Take it out and play with it as you like!"

Huh, trying on clothes?I still want to take off my clothes.Can I still not see it?
"Zhilan, my old grandson just wants to take a bath with you," Sun Wukong said aggrievedly, "Since you started wearing clothes made by old angels. We haven't taken a bath together for a long time."

Alas, the monkey finally expressed his purpose.Huh, take a shower?After taking a shower, is it time to go to bed?If you want to lie to me with this nonsense, there is no way!

"Monkey, where is the door, see?"

Sun Wukong nodded and said, "I see!"

"Get out! Close the door."

"Zhilan, you don't need to go out even if the door is closed, look at my grandson." Sun Wukong let out a breath of immortality, and closed the doors and windows.Even the candles in the house were extinguished.

"Zhilan, I know you are shy. Now, no one can see you, take it off!"

Hehehe, no one can see?Are you kidding me, you have sharp eyes.That's it, still want to embarrass you?Go to hell!

How to get rid of the monkey is the top priority right now.

"Monkey, close your eyes and cover them with your hands!"

"Okay, no problem." Sun Wukong closed his eyes happily and covered them with his hands.

"No peeking!"

"Zhilan, don't worry, my old grandson keeps his word!"

(End of this chapter)