i have a date with a hero

Chapter 830 God Reversal

Since he came out of the orphanage that day, Lu Buping has been imprisoned in the villa in front of him by these women who love him.There is everything to eat, drink and have fun here.The most important thing is the beauties, who don't wear heavy clothes all day long.

"Brother Lu, something is wrong!"

Seeing Kong Ming rushing in in a hurry, Lu Buping turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly.You said, wouldn't you be a good strategist?She insisted on turning into a daughter and dangling in front of her.How embarrassing are you for Mrs. Zhuge!

"Hu Sanniang and Cao Aman are fighting!"

"Zhang Fei and Liu Bei are both good at pulling fights, so why ask me!"

Seeing Kong Ming running out, Lu Buping sat up and came to the window sill.These women just can't sit still.Always looking for something to do.

I saw Hu Sanniang leading the Water Margin standing in a team, and Cao Aman leading the Three Kingdoms was not to be outdone.Start with the rhetoric.

Cao Aman immediately took out his most convincing marriage certificate, and said triumphantly: "Brother Lu and I have a marriage certificate as proof. I am his well-deserved wife."

"Hmph, what time has it been, and you still take the marriage letter as a treasure," Hu Sanniang said with her hands on her hips, "Now, free love is advocated. Brother Lu and I are the ones who love each other! Those days and nights, we are like glue, Hard to leave!"

"Bah, you vixen, I'll tear your mouth apart today. You have the guts to talk about sex without a matchmaker."

In the battle of words, it is hard to tell the winner, so we have to fight!

Lu Buping was confused when he heard this conversation.What about myself and Hu Sanniang?Why do I have no impression?What the hell is going on here?Could it be that I forgot something?
Zhang Fei rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'll help!"

Seeing that Zhang Fei was about to rush out, Kong Ming and Liu Bei immediately grabbed him.

Liu Bei said with a smile on his face: "Don't be impulsive, the snipe and the clam fight, and the fisherman wins!"

Kong Ming nodded and said: "What we have to do is: reap the benefits of the fisherman!"

Hearing this, Zhang Fei turned his head and saw the dark crowd behind him.

"There are too many fishermans, right? It's not our turn to rank seniority, right?"

Liu Bei and Kong Ming turned their heads, saw the crowd behind them, looked at each other, and couldn't help sighing.It is more difficult than the Three Kingdoms War to stand upright in front of Brother Lu!

Hearing the noise outside, Lu Buping felt an unbearable headache.

"Stop arguing! It's annoying."

As soon as Zhilan took the initiative to go downstairs, all the beauties began to put on airs and tidy up their appearance.That coquettish posture is really different from the sassy one just now.

"Brother Lu, the food is ready, do you want to eat first?" Kong Xiu approached happily and led him to the dining table.

Lu Buping looked up and saw the big round tables in front of him.Having a meal here is as lively as holding a banquet.

"Axiu, Aman, Sanniang, Xiaobei, Afei, Kongming, I know your thoughts," Lu Buping sighed, "I find myself a little tired of aesthetics."

"What do you mean?" Everyone said in unison.

Facing so many pairs of eyes, staring at myself.Lu Buping couldn't help but blushed and lowered his head.

"You don't need to make a fuss. It's nothing, I found that I started to like men a little bit!"

This sentence made the women in and out of the courtyard extremely anxious!
Seeing the terrified and regretful faces, Lu Buping breathed a sigh of relief.In order to get rid of these women, I have gone all out.

"Don't be sad, if you don't mind, we can be sisters!"

"Bah, fuck your sister!" Cao Ah yelled with red eyes.

Cao Aman wiped away his tears and shouted: "Sisters, those who go to country H follow me."

Tsk tsk, Cao Aman is indeed the final winner of the Three Kingdoms.Raise your arms and call, and the crowd responds.Most of the people in the yard have left.

"Brother Lu, just wait for me, we will come back."

With tears in her eyes, Hu Sanniang stared at him intently and said, "I don't believe it!"

"Sanniang, I really can't remember the past between us." Lu Buping sighed and helped her wipe away tears, "The past is just a memory, isn't it?"

"Woooo, I, I won't talk to you anymore!" Hu Sanniang covered her face, turned and ran away crying.

Most of the people in Shuihu also left with Sanniang.

"Brother Lu, don't worry, even if they are all gone, the Sa family will not leave you!"

Facing the Vajra Barbie who hugged his shoulders in front of him, Lu Buping couldn't laugh or cry.

"Brother Lu, how did you become like this?"

"Brother Lu, in fact, the Sa family is not used to wearing women's clothes. It's not just to please them!" Lu Zhishen said as he tore off his clothes, took off his wig, and jumped into the fountain to take a bath.

The King Kong Barbie just now has become a strong man.

"Brother Lu, what are you going to do?" Seeing Lu Zhishen approaching step by step, Lu Buping's heart pounded.

"Brother Lu, hearing your words, you don't know how excited the Sa family is."

Lu Buping tried his best to squeeze out a smile, his forehead was covered with cold sweat.This misunderstanding is huge!
"Brother Lu, I can't understand what you are talking about!"

"Brother Lu, don't be shy! Sajia really listened!" Lu Zhishen took out his phone and played what he just said again.

Alas, they are all prepared, and the evidence is ready.

"Brother Lu, let's go to the house and talk!"

Seeing that Lu Zhishen was going to take Lu Buping away, Kong Ming, Liu Bei, Zhang Fei, and Kong Xiu gathered the rest of them and immediately resisted.

"If you don't put brother Lu down, you don't even think about leaving today!" Zhang Fei stepped forward and stood at the front.

"If you dare to spoil the good things of the family, you should be punished!"

Just as Lu Zhishen was about to throw his fist, he realized that he was still holding Lu Buping in his arms.

"Wait a minute, fights are fights, don't hurt Brother Lu!" Lu Zhishen carefully put him on the recliner, "Brother Lu, take a good rest. After the Sajia finish solving them, I will take you to have fun."

Hearing this, Lu Buping died.God, isn't this too deceitful?Watching the crowd surround Lu Zhishen.He was overjoyed.If you don't leave now, when will you wait?
Lu Buping prostrated himself on the ground, and quietly came to the back door.Sa Yazi ran away, but before he took two steps, a large truck came in front of him.no?So bad! ?
The unexpected pain and the noise around him bothered him.Lu Buping opened his hands at the door and roared.

"I know it's noisy all day long, and there's no end to it!"

Qing Niu held the cow dung in his hand, and Zhu Bajie held the pig dung in his hand.They were arguing over whether to put cow dung or pig dung, when suddenly they heard Zhilan's roar.

"Qingniu, am I dreaming?" Zhu Bajie couldn't believe it, "I heard Zhilan getting angry!"

"Bajie, I heard that too!"

The two of them looked at each other and slapped each other with their hands raised.

"It hurts! It's not a dream." They said in unison.

Lu Buping stretched his waist and tried to open his eyes, only to find Qingniu and Zhu Bajie standing opposite him.He was still holding a stinky thing in his hand, which made him unable to open his eyes.

"Qing Niu, Second Senior Brother, what are you holding, it stinks to death!"

As soon as they heard Zhilan's words, the two of them immediately hid the things in their hands behind their backs, and threw them under the flat peach tree in the distance.I saw Zhilan's looming face appearing on the magnolia tree.Not to mention how excited they were.

"Zhilan, great, you're finally awake."

"I'll tell Eldest Brother, Junior Brother Sha, and Master!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie who turned around and ran away, Lu Buping wanted to hold him back, but found that he couldn't move.

"Why is this happening? Qingniu, why can't I move?"

"Zhilan, don't be nervous, you are now a magnolia flower tree. After thousands of years of cultivation, you will be able to transform into a human form."

Just as Lu Buping was about to inquire about the situation, he saw various gods and Buddhas rushing over from all directions.Even Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha were not absent.

Watching them surround him, amazed again and again.The road is not straight and I roll my eyes.I hate being stared at by others the most, I never imagined that one day I would have to bear the attention of the gods!

"Look and see, let's all go back," Taibai Jinxing hurried out with a cold face, "Zhilan, I need to rest!"

The gods were sent away, and Taibai Jinxing also sent the land away.He came to him with a bucket of water.

"Zhilan, let me give you a bath!"

no?I'm already like this, the old man still wants to take advantage? !

　From February 2020, 2 to July 6, 2021, after 7 months, the story was finally completed.In the middle, I experienced doubts, slack, and breaks.From the disappointments again and again, I regained my mood and moved on.It's finally over!

　　Thank you book friends for your unwavering support!

　　
　
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