My landlord is so crazy
Chapter 189 My IQ
Chapter 189 My IQ
System: "If you answer wrong, ten steps will be deducted."
Chen Yuyang: "Then tell me how many are there?"
System: "The day after tomorrow forecast cloudy, no stars."
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System, come out if you have the ability, and see if I don't beat you to death.
Chen Yuyang looked at the number of steps he had accumulated so hard, and the number of steps was reduced by ten.
Before Chen Yuyang could continue to leave, the rush to answer came again.
System: "May I ask the host, there is a temple eighteen miles away, and there is a monk in the temple. The monk eats one meal a day, a bowl of rice and a stack of pickles for each meal. Then, the host, what is the name of this temple?" .”
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System: "May I ask the host, after a person went out to breathe for 60 seconds, and then farted, which smoked a young lady next to him, so what is the name of this young lady?"
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System: "One day, Xiao Ming was walking on the road and suddenly felt bored, so he started to pull his own hair. He counted while pulling, and when he was about to walk home, Xiao Ming finally pulled all the hair on his head, so I would like to ask Xiao Ming's colleagues How many hairs are there on the table?"
Chen Yuyang: "Forget it, I'm tired, destroy the system quickly, I want to be quiet."
Looking at his infinitely reduced number of steps, Chen Yuyang suddenly felt that all the steps he earned today were fed to the dog.
dog:"???"
Dogs can't bear this pot.
Back in the dormitory, Chen Yuyang lay down on the bed panting, and when he finally came back, he barely stabilized his steps to two thousand, a distance of one million... Fuck!
It is simply unbearable.
Seeing that the concert at the music festival is about to start in four or five days, I...
Do you really want to play around?
Do not!
Chen Yuyang plucked up his courage, stood up, went straight to the fitness room, contacted Shen Xin, and said that he would come to the gym today with a [-]-walk walk.
Shen Xin: "???"
I haven't seen this guy for a while, why do you feel a little silly?
When he came to Landong Gym, Chen Yuyang saw that Shen Xin had already arrived, and her slender figure was perfectly complemented by her sportswear.
"Halo beauty, long time no see." Chen Yuyang greeted with a smile.
Shen Xin looked Chen Yuyang up and down: "Why do I feel that you have gained a lot of weight?"
Chen Yuyang: "Why don't we talk about some happy things?"
"Okay, then tell me your real thoughts, and the fitness you said by walking ten thousand steps." Shen Xin didn't quite understand.
Chen Yuyang: "I plan to let myself move 100 million steps in a short period of time. Do you have any good ideas?"
Shen Xin thought about it very seriously: "If you take one centimeter per step, increase the speed to sixty, and maybe you can finish it in one day."
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Sisters, I'm not good at math, don't lie to me."
But it's a good idea to shorten the distance between each step.
Chen Yuyang spotted the treadmill, adjusted it to a medium speed, and then began to run in small steps.
Looking at my step count, it really has increased, which is very good!
I saw hope in my heart at that time.
However, the system has another question answering task!
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Miss Shen, let's play a game. While I'm running, I'll give you random questions, brain teasers, and you have to answer me quickly within 30 seconds. Do you dare to play?"
Shen Xin thought for a while: "Simple, brain teasers, my sister got tired of playing in elementary school."
Chen Yuyang: "Okay, if you guess wrong for one question, let's add up, and treat me to dinner once for ten questions."
Shen Xin: "Then what if I guess right?"
Chen Yuyang: "Guess once, and I'll treat you to dinner once."
Shen Xin thought about it, this deal is a bit of a bargain, clapping her hands, it's a deal!
then……
Chen Yuyang: "A monk went out to ask for alms, but one day he didn't eat a single meal, so may I ask what he ate yesterday?"
Shen Xin thought for a while: "I must have eaten nothing yesterday."
System: "If the answer is correct, ten steps will be rewarded."
Chen Yuyang: "What do you mean by this shit?"
Suddenly I feel that my IQ has been suppressed, how can this be the case?
Chen Yuyang was a little unconvinced, and planned to try it himself.
System: "Today is Sunday, sunny day, Xiao Ming's father took him out to fly a kite, because the wind was very strong, the kite was blown away, what is Xiao Ming's father's name?"
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System: "Deduct five steps."
Forget it, the system, you are just trying to mess with me. What is the name of his father? It has something to do with the kite running away.
Let Shen Xin come!
System: "Xiaohong is a second-grade student. Today's first class is math. The math teacher teaches them arithmetic. Xiaohong is very smart. She has done all the calculations correctly. What is her name called the math teacher?"
Chen Yuyang, this question, this shit!
In the end, Shen Yue said, "Of course I'm called Teacher!"
System: "Correct answer + 10 steps."
System: "One day a monkey ran out of the zoo, ate a peach, and was chased and beaten by a peach seller. As a result, the monkey ran back to the zoo. So, is this monkey a male or a female?"
Shen Yue: "Men, female monkeys are not so bold."
System: "The answer is correct."
……
Chen Yuyang wanted to cry but had no tears. He really wondered if this mentally retarded question was used to test IQ in mental hospitals?
But I can't answer this kind of question myself, what is my IQ?
Suddenly he was a little suspicious of life.
Until noon, Chen Yuyang counted with his fingers, and then looked at Shen Yue resentfully.
Shen Yue had a slightly smug expression on her face.
It is true that Chen Yuyang has accumulated 10,000+ steps, but after counting Shen Yue to help him answer the questions, it seems that starting from today, he will at least take care of Shen Yue's meals for a month, just like a monthly subscription.
Shen Yue: "Thank you, boss. I don't eat much every day, so I can get rid of it with just a little. Of course, if every meal is Japanese food, I will be very happy."
Chen Yuyang: "Wait a minute, I'll call the Japanese grocery store and see if they can get a monthly subscription?"
Shen Xin: "Bah, I'm teasing you. Could it be that you asked me some very simple questions on purpose, and then you have a chance to invite me to dinner, little brother, your method is very nice, my sister likes it very much."
Chen Yuyang's face was full of helplessness, you actually said that this kind of problem that makes people die millions of brain cells is simple, it's very dark in your heart!
Could it be my IQ?
System: "This system keeps reminding the host to arrange his IQ reasonably."
Chen Yuyang was eclipsed and suffered a critical blow of ten thousand points.
But Chen Yuyang naturally meant what he said, and took Shen Xin to browse the western restaurant together, and continued to activate the runaway mode in the afternoon.
There are less than four days until the music festival starts.
The task is very difficult!
Finally, on the day before the music festival, Chen Yuyang had a system prompt in his mind.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the task, and a reward of Beethoven's sheet music."
(End of this chapter)
System: "If you answer wrong, ten steps will be deducted."
Chen Yuyang: "Then tell me how many are there?"
System: "The day after tomorrow forecast cloudy, no stars."
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System, come out if you have the ability, and see if I don't beat you to death.
Chen Yuyang looked at the number of steps he had accumulated so hard, and the number of steps was reduced by ten.
Before Chen Yuyang could continue to leave, the rush to answer came again.
System: "May I ask the host, there is a temple eighteen miles away, and there is a monk in the temple. The monk eats one meal a day, a bowl of rice and a stack of pickles for each meal. Then, the host, what is the name of this temple?" .”
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System: "May I ask the host, after a person went out to breathe for 60 seconds, and then farted, which smoked a young lady next to him, so what is the name of this young lady?"
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System: "One day, Xiao Ming was walking on the road and suddenly felt bored, so he started to pull his own hair. He counted while pulling, and when he was about to walk home, Xiao Ming finally pulled all the hair on his head, so I would like to ask Xiao Ming's colleagues How many hairs are there on the table?"
Chen Yuyang: "Forget it, I'm tired, destroy the system quickly, I want to be quiet."
Looking at his infinitely reduced number of steps, Chen Yuyang suddenly felt that all the steps he earned today were fed to the dog.
dog:"???"
Dogs can't bear this pot.
Back in the dormitory, Chen Yuyang lay down on the bed panting, and when he finally came back, he barely stabilized his steps to two thousand, a distance of one million... Fuck!
It is simply unbearable.
Seeing that the concert at the music festival is about to start in four or five days, I...
Do you really want to play around?
Do not!
Chen Yuyang plucked up his courage, stood up, went straight to the fitness room, contacted Shen Xin, and said that he would come to the gym today with a [-]-walk walk.
Shen Xin: "???"
I haven't seen this guy for a while, why do you feel a little silly?
When he came to Landong Gym, Chen Yuyang saw that Shen Xin had already arrived, and her slender figure was perfectly complemented by her sportswear.
"Halo beauty, long time no see." Chen Yuyang greeted with a smile.
Shen Xin looked Chen Yuyang up and down: "Why do I feel that you have gained a lot of weight?"
Chen Yuyang: "Why don't we talk about some happy things?"
"Okay, then tell me your real thoughts, and the fitness you said by walking ten thousand steps." Shen Xin didn't quite understand.
Chen Yuyang: "I plan to let myself move 100 million steps in a short period of time. Do you have any good ideas?"
Shen Xin thought about it very seriously: "If you take one centimeter per step, increase the speed to sixty, and maybe you can finish it in one day."
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Sisters, I'm not good at math, don't lie to me."
But it's a good idea to shorten the distance between each step.
Chen Yuyang spotted the treadmill, adjusted it to a medium speed, and then began to run in small steps.
Looking at my step count, it really has increased, which is very good!
I saw hope in my heart at that time.
However, the system has another question answering task!
Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Miss Shen, let's play a game. While I'm running, I'll give you random questions, brain teasers, and you have to answer me quickly within 30 seconds. Do you dare to play?"
Shen Xin thought for a while: "Simple, brain teasers, my sister got tired of playing in elementary school."
Chen Yuyang: "Okay, if you guess wrong for one question, let's add up, and treat me to dinner once for ten questions."
Shen Xin: "Then what if I guess right?"
Chen Yuyang: "Guess once, and I'll treat you to dinner once."
Shen Xin thought about it, this deal is a bit of a bargain, clapping her hands, it's a deal!
then……
Chen Yuyang: "A monk went out to ask for alms, but one day he didn't eat a single meal, so may I ask what he ate yesterday?"
Shen Xin thought for a while: "I must have eaten nothing yesterday."
System: "If the answer is correct, ten steps will be rewarded."
Chen Yuyang: "What do you mean by this shit?"
Suddenly I feel that my IQ has been suppressed, how can this be the case?
Chen Yuyang was a little unconvinced, and planned to try it himself.
System: "Today is Sunday, sunny day, Xiao Ming's father took him out to fly a kite, because the wind was very strong, the kite was blown away, what is Xiao Ming's father's name?"
Chen Yuyang: "???"
System: "Deduct five steps."
Forget it, the system, you are just trying to mess with me. What is the name of his father? It has something to do with the kite running away.
Let Shen Xin come!
System: "Xiaohong is a second-grade student. Today's first class is math. The math teacher teaches them arithmetic. Xiaohong is very smart. She has done all the calculations correctly. What is her name called the math teacher?"
Chen Yuyang, this question, this shit!
In the end, Shen Yue said, "Of course I'm called Teacher!"
System: "Correct answer + 10 steps."
System: "One day a monkey ran out of the zoo, ate a peach, and was chased and beaten by a peach seller. As a result, the monkey ran back to the zoo. So, is this monkey a male or a female?"
Shen Yue: "Men, female monkeys are not so bold."
System: "The answer is correct."
……
Chen Yuyang wanted to cry but had no tears. He really wondered if this mentally retarded question was used to test IQ in mental hospitals?
But I can't answer this kind of question myself, what is my IQ?
Suddenly he was a little suspicious of life.
Until noon, Chen Yuyang counted with his fingers, and then looked at Shen Yue resentfully.
Shen Yue had a slightly smug expression on her face.
It is true that Chen Yuyang has accumulated 10,000+ steps, but after counting Shen Yue to help him answer the questions, it seems that starting from today, he will at least take care of Shen Yue's meals for a month, just like a monthly subscription.
Shen Yue: "Thank you, boss. I don't eat much every day, so I can get rid of it with just a little. Of course, if every meal is Japanese food, I will be very happy."
Chen Yuyang: "Wait a minute, I'll call the Japanese grocery store and see if they can get a monthly subscription?"
Shen Xin: "Bah, I'm teasing you. Could it be that you asked me some very simple questions on purpose, and then you have a chance to invite me to dinner, little brother, your method is very nice, my sister likes it very much."
Chen Yuyang's face was full of helplessness, you actually said that this kind of problem that makes people die millions of brain cells is simple, it's very dark in your heart!
Could it be my IQ?
System: "This system keeps reminding the host to arrange his IQ reasonably."
Chen Yuyang was eclipsed and suffered a critical blow of ten thousand points.
But Chen Yuyang naturally meant what he said, and took Shen Xin to browse the western restaurant together, and continued to activate the runaway mode in the afternoon.
There are less than four days until the music festival starts.
The task is very difficult!
Finally, on the day before the music festival, Chen Yuyang had a system prompt in his mind.
"Congratulations to the host for completing the task, and a reward of Beethoven's sheet music."
(End of this chapter)
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