My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 432 Drunken Fist
Chen Yuyang took a look at the shopkeeper Da Sanyuan who was still twitching and spitting, as well as the trembling wild dogs not far away. He even saw a few fleas doing drunken fists. Suddenly he felt that this matter was not that simple.

At the very least, you should collect the plate after you finish your meal!

Isn't that a chicken bone?
Isn't that a lamb leg bone?
Also, your whole bastard is too much, once you get old, make it up again, will it work?

Ringo still raised his head, not caring about these details at all, there is no way!

The Great God is so informal.

"I yearn for a big village. You don't need too many maids, just seventy or eighty. It's okay to hammer your leg and pour a drink. By the way, my lover mentions wine. Do you know why?"

Chen Yuyang looked puzzled, looked at Lin Po, whose face was full of memories, and secretly wondered when did this guy talk too much?Could it be that a programmer modified his program?Or maybe something went wrong with the programming?
"I remember back then that in the village, many relatives liked to drink, but unfortunately... so I wanted to drink it for them. Although I knew that drinking too much alcohol would hurt your health, so what's the matter? For the sake of relatives, I am here no excuses."

Chen Yuyang thought for a while: "Are there any bachelors in the village?"

Mentioning this matter, Ringo's two dark eye sockets were about to light up: "It must be, I still remember each of their last wishes very clearly, and they want me to play back for them."

Chen Yuyang looked Lin Po up and down.

He thought to himself, "Should I have to prepare for the funeral?"

However, for the kind of thing that Lin Po mentioned, Chen Yuyang just modified the settings casually. It was nothing more than hiring a few more people, and it would be fine to arrange it directly in a few minutes. Immediately, Chen Yuyang looked at Lin Po and said, "Teacher, your The requirements are ready."

Lin Po rubbed his hands together, obviously eager to check but he wanted to put on a calm look: "Okay, tell me the address."

Chen Yuyang: "11458.225.3369"

Before Chen Yuyang could react, when he turned his gaze, the surroundings had already changed into another look.

It was a majestic city, with the words "God's Domain" engraved on the city wall. Rows of heroic soldiers lined up on the city wall. Under the scorching sun, their shadows were incomparably stalwart, especially the city. The two toad-like defensive cannons outside the door, perhaps because of the hot weather, the barrels turned red...

Redness?

What did Chen Yuyang suddenly think of?
But it was too late and then too soon, everything... at least dozens of shells suddenly fired into the sky, aiming at the position where Chen Yuyang and Lin Po were standing, and the dense shells covered a radius of nearly a thousand yards. At this time, there are many members of 202 outside the city or some players who want to see the domain of gods. They looked at the cannons defending the city in a daze, why did they suddenly attack, and the deafening shells roared The sound is even more earth-shattering.

Ringo: "Damn it..."

Without hesitation, Chen Yuyang directly activated the new skill "Wind Walk". The person was thrown out by the air wave, very embarrassed.

202 guild channel!
Bancheng Yansha: "I seem to see Brother Chen being bombarded..."

Xiao Xiaoyu: "It's so explosive, Brother Chen, why are you doing such an outrageous thing?"

A lamp: "The president is very good at playing!"

……

Chen Yuyang's old face twitched, and he couldn't get up, because the violent air waves swept over his head again and again, and his hair was blown into a handsome shape. I hope Ringo is okay in the artillery fire!

It should be fine, Ringo is so powerful!

Chen Yuyang hastily clicked on the guild settings and added Ringo to the guild. According to the guild's resident settings, players can enter the city freely, unless they are specially set hostile players or red-named hostiles. In addition, some NPCs cannot casually enter the city. Enter the city, because there is a set of rules belonging to NPCs in Mengqi, and there are also camps among NPCs. If you say it’s okay and want to drop by, don’t even think about it.

After modifying the settings, it took about seven or eight seconds before Chen Yuyang felt that there was no air wave blowing over his head. As for the roar of artillery fire, it had long since disappeared. Vaguely saw a "tall and straight" figure...

Ok!

Chen Yuyang breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that figure, Ringo is fine!
In case my mentor is bombarded and killed by the cannons defending the city, I can just delete my account and play again. Otherwise, I am afraid that I will be hammered back to Xinshou Village by him when the role of Lingo is refreshed again.

"Teacher..." Chen Yuyang hurriedly got up from the ground, and ran straight to Lin Po, with a worried expression on his face.

Ringo's tattered clothes could not cover his body now, and there were only a few strips of cloth hanging in some places, his hair smelled of burnt, and his face was so smoked that he looked like he came out of a mine mining workers.

Chen Yuyang called again tentatively: "Teacher!"

for a long time……

Ling Po said tremblingly: "I've been safe for half my life, and I almost confessed to being here. Apprentice, your city doesn't seem to welcome me very much."

Chen Yuyang scratched his head with an apologetic smile on his face: "Teacher, I actually want to cleanse you up, get some cannons to listen to, and celebrate. Who knew that something went wrong with this cannon, it was an accident, an accident."

Lin Po looked confused: "What bath, what cannon, what aunt?"

Chen Yuyang: "..."

Feelings are a problem with the ear, but this is not a problem, as long as the brain is not broken.

"Teacher, let's go into the city!" Chen Yuyang yelled at the top of his voice. In fact, he really didn't blame himself for it. Who told Lingo not to say hello to him, and sent it over without saying anything. I don't know if it's good or not.

Lin Po understood it this time, looked at Chen Yuyang meaningfully, and said, "Don't worry, it's yours, and it will be given to you sooner or later. The teacher will only have a few years at most, don't worry, you are still young."

After finishing speaking, Lingo patted the ashes on his clothes, and walked into the city rocking!

Chen Yuyang gave a dry cough, and hurriedly found a set of clothes and trousers from the guild warehouse. Most of them were whiteboard attributes. Anyway, you are so powerful, and the equipment is useless to you as an NPC, right?
Besides, since Lingo came to the Realm of God, he should clean it up no matter what, otherwise would he still be able to enter this city in the future?
"Teacher, this is the clothes my disciple gave you. You change them, and I'll arrange a maid to bathe you later." Chen Yuyang said, his voice seemed a little loud, and many people around looked at him in unison. , with a bit of suspicion in his eyes.

Arranging for a maid to take a bath?

Can this be done in the game?

Brother Chen is really a god...

Lin Po was excited at the time: "You said maid, take a bath... this is inappropriate!"

Chen Yuyang: "It's okay, I was originally a maid arranged for you."

Ringo: "I mean, I'm a bit dirty, I'm afraid I can't wash it clean if there are fewer people."

Chen Yuyang handed the clothes to Lin Po with a black face, and Lin Po didn't shy away from it. He immediately changed the clothes on the street, put on the clothes that Chen Yuyang handed over, and put on the clothes. It didn't look so sloppy, it was more pleasing to the eye up.

Lin Po moved his body: "The material of this clothes is too rubbish, I will take you with me when I have time, let's go to the city of the sky and see if we can catch some miscellaneous birds, the clothes woven from their feathers, wear them The most comfortable." Lin Po patted the clothes on his body with disgust, he was afraid that they would be torn accidentally, of course the clothes are small details, the most important thing is to take a shower.

I don't have any other ideas, it's just that I haven't bathed for a long time, so I wash it off.

Seeing a pile of cloth strips scattered on the ground, Chen Yuyang wondered if he should let some cleaners come over to clean it up. The smell should not be too pungent.

"By the way, the teacher's previous clothes are given to you for the sake of your filial piety." After speaking, Ringo walked out swaggeringly.

Chen Yuyang fell into deep thought as he looked at the pile of stinky blue cloth strips, this gift might be a bit expensive!
Helpless, Chen Yuyang had no choice but to pinch his nose to pick up the blue cloth strips on the ground and throw them into his backpack. Anyway, there would definitely be no smell in the backpack, but just as he put the cloth strips into the backpack, suddenly a system prompt sounded .

[System Prompt] Player Dust Immortal picked up ten copies of "Fire Phoenix Linyu"!
Chen Yuyang's eyes sank, looking at the name, it seemed that it didn't fit the temperament of this pile of rotten cloth strips!Chen Yuyang couldn't resist clicking on the attribute of the rotten cloth strip. At that time, the whole person was like a thunderbolt, and he was stunned. He didn't know what to say for a while.

【Fire Phoenix Feather】Material

Grade: divine

Place of Origin: The fur from the protective beast of the city of the sky, the fire phoenix. It is said that the fire phoenix drops a piece of Lin Yu every thousand years. This Lin Yu is the toughest and softest thing in the world. It is difficult for swords to penetrate, such as forging clothes. , it is very likely that a super artifact...

Chen Yuyang was dazed for a long time, until someone patted him, and then he came back to his senses, and saw that it was Ringo.

"I forgot to ask, where is the place you arranged for the teacher?" Lingo said shyly.

Chen Yuyang hastily stretched out his hand and pointed: "Teacher, look, the tallest and largest house as far as you can see is yours. If you can't do it, just look at the door plate, which has the word "Lin Fu" engraved on it."

Lin Po moved his wrist: "It's time for Master to show you how to cultivate yourself."

You know, Ringo is blind...

Chen Yuyang immediately shrank his neck: "Master, please! The hot bath water is waiting for you."

"Haha, that's good!" Lin Po laughed immediately, and walked towards the not-too-distant distance with strides, walking like flying, and being as light as a swallow.

(End of this chapter)