My landlord is so crazy
Chapter 436 Here comes the problem
Chapter 436 Here comes the problem
"If you go too far, I'm afraid the business will get worse and worse in the future."
Chen Yuyang said earnestly.
The buddy may still not understand, isn’t it cheaper if the quantity of this thing is small?If it is not affordable, who will buy it?
"My lord, I understand what you mean, but if the quantity of this item is small, the guests may have complaints, and then no one will come." The man said with a puzzled expression.
Chen Yuyang rubbed his head, how does this guy do business, hunger marketing!
"In this way, the first step, from now on, you will replace all the cosmetic bottles with the smallest ones. Those that can be used for half a year, you can guarantee that they can be used for a month at most, and then you can let them last for a week if you use them for one month. If it is less, it will be shortened to the sky."
"The second step, this Thunder Fortress must be your cosmetics store, right? You obviously took a hand of Wang Zha and it turned off your game. You have declared it to the outside world since today, because there have been a lot of wild animals in the forest recently. Strange, in terms of delivery, it is very likely that there will be a shortage in the future, and the stock will be out of stock, so any inventory, you have to sell it under pressure, with a limited amount."
"The third step is that when people get used to your limited quantity, your business will naturally improve, and if the quantity is reduced, your business will naturally improve and you will be able to sell more at the same time."
After listening to Chen Yuyang's analysis, the buddy held back for a long time before giving Chen Yuyang a thumbs up: "Nice!"
Maybe if all the female residents of Thunder Fortress heard about Chen Yuyang's opinion, maybe Chen Yuyang would be buried here from now on, and he would never be able to get out again.
The guy did some calculations, and according to the amount of his hydrating essence, one bottle can be divided into three small bottles, and if he sells it at the original price, it is equivalent to selling one bottle to get back the cost, and the other two bottles are the money he earns, one bottle earns [-], two The bottle is [-], which is [-] million every minute!
The guy's eyes lit up at the thought of this!
"My lord, you are my savior. This kindness is like a new creation. All your purchases in the store today will be free." The waiter was very excited.
Chen Yuyang nodded: "It's okay, I am a cultivator in this world, and I don't want to get involved in too many worldly affairs and leave more karma. Naturally, I have a destiny to help you today. I have helped you, and it can be regarded as a karma. , because I taught you how to bring your business back to life, and the result is that today you waived the order for me, so the cause and effect are eliminated, and after leaving your store, you and I have no relationship."
Chen Yuyang opened his mouth leisurely, with his hands behind his back, not to mention that he really felt like an extraterrestrial expert, his words shocked the buddy even more, he must be a real extraterrestrial expert by acting like this, and at the same time told himself in his heart, No matter how many things you choose today, you must be free of charge to leave a good impression on the adults. Whoever still has a headache, maybe the adults will come back again.
Chen Yuyang smiled slightly and looked at Qingfeng Lanyue: "Don't look at it, the buddy has packed everything in the store!"
Qingfeng Lanyue: "???"
Buddy: "???"
Hearing Chen Yuyang's words, pack everything up and clear the venue!The guys all looked dumbfounded, you just looked like an outsider, why did you suddenly clear the whole package, can we still save some face?
What about the agreed-upon character design of a world-renowned expert?
Has it collapsed?
Qingfeng Lanyue: "Are you planning to go back to Suzaku City to open a store and compete with NPCs for business?"
In the end, the two of them left leisurely with their backpacks full of cosmetics, and the man looked at the backs of the two leaving with distressed faces, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart, as if he had been cheated. But thinking about it again, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. I really got a way to make my business better!
God is annoying!
Walking out of the cosmetics store, Qingfeng Lanyue couldn't help laughing: "Xiaotu, you can fool people!"
Chen Yuyang coughed dryly: "I'm asking him to spend money to buy a lesson, how can he do business if he's so stupid."
Qingfeng Lanyue: "You are clearly cheating, and you still have to teach him a lesson. Your method can definitely cheat him. With such a high price, who will buy it? Even if it is out of stock, don't the NPCs here not know how to shop online?"
Chen Yuyang: "Haha, I have a good plan!"
Qingfeng Lanyue: "I think you should go around the Thunder Fortress in the future! Maybe this guy will shake you out. At that time, NPCs with a hundred levels all over the world will hunt you down. I think you will definitely become a novice!" A regular visitor to the village."
Chen Yuyang caressed his forehead: "Stop talking, it's not for you to get cosmetics, I'm for you."
Qingfeng Lanyue thinks about it too. Looking at her backpack full of cosmetics, she just threw away some of the more valuable materials on her body for cosmetics, and made room for cosmetics. circuit.
"It's okay, I will go to Xinshou Village to upgrade you in the future, and I will treat it as a repayment for your kindness in getting me cosmetics." Qingfeng Lanyue thought for a while, and came up with a good solution.
"Stop talking about you, it's heartbreaking!"
The two smiled and walked towards the direction of the teleportation formation. The Thunder Fortress was the last battle of teleportation, because the next time the Thunder Fortress teleported, it would go directly to the seaside, where they boarded a boat and went all the way south to the desert.
Walking into the teleportation array, the moment the two of them stepped into the blue light circle, their figures were directly pulled in by a powerful suction force. If you talk about what it feels like to be a teleportation array, this is easy to solve. Find a slide at this time, and it should not be too long. As high as five or six meters, and then close your eyes and slide down, it feels like being a teleportation thief.
After feeling that his feet could touch the ground, Chen Yuyang opened his eyes and found that his surroundings had changed.
As far as the eye can see is a piece of blue sea, the sea and the sky are connected, and there is no end in sight at a glance, it is all darkness!
This……
It seems that they forgot to wait for dawn to come again. Chen Yuyang and Qingfeng Lanyue looked at each other with big eyes. It was already late at night, what a boat!
But this is a game, so NPCs don't need to sleep!
So I followed the location of the dock on the map and walked over there, only to find that it was pitch black, there was no one at all, and there were three or five ships docked on the dock.
Chen Yuyang walked in, looked at a room that seemed to be living in a house, and shouted: "Boater, I want to take a boat!"
After roaring several times, suddenly there was a shrew swearing in the room.
"If you keep making noise here again, you'll spoil my old lady's mood, and don't leave today."
Hearing this voice, Chen Yuyang's legs trembled immediately, and his face turned pale. This is really a devil!
Go, must go!
Or go back to the teleportation array again, let's go to Thunder Fortress to stay for a while, anyway, the night in the game is only a few hours, two people chatting and playing a small game on the side of the road, and it's over, it's really impossible to go offline for instant noodles , come with ham sausage, don't have to be here!
On the side, Qingfeng Lanyue was not happy anymore, what's wrong with an old woman, she immediately sent a message to Chen Yuyang.
"The two of us sneaked into the boat, you go and cut off the rope tied to the side of the boat, and then use the recoil of your skills to push the boat out to the surface of the sea, and then we set sail,"
Chen Yuyang wanted to look at Qingfeng Lanyue with admiration: "I didn't expect you to be so capable. I just wanted to say that we should borrow a boat for use first."
Qingfeng Lanyue: "No, no, you are stealing, I am borrowing!"
Chen Yuyang shrugged: "It's up to you!"
At the seaside, the wind and waves are very strong, and the sound of the waves hitting the beach and rocks is even more rumbling, so as long as the two of them don't make any particularly loud noises, they can definitely drive the boat away secretly.
So the two hit the boat!
Qingfeng Lanyue got into the boat first, Chen Yuyang: "???"
Didn't you make this proposal first?Shouldn't you be the one to cut the rope?
After cutting the rope, two people managed to put it on. Chen Yuyang aimed at a reef and raised his hand to shoot an arrow. He rushed out of the dock directly, as if he felt that his strength was not enough, Chen Yuyang shot a few more arrows one after another.
The hands don't look very tired, it's just that pushing the boat is a bit of a waste!
After leaving the dock, it seemed that the NPC in the house hadn't noticed it yet, and the two of them finally smiled smugly while sitting in the boat.
The plan was a success!
Well, here comes the problem!
"Can you sail a boat?" Qingfeng Lanyue asked a very crucial question!
Chen Yuyang was taken aback, and looked at Qingfeng Lanyue, you asked me about this, shouldn't it be me who asked you?You proposed this plan, and now we have stolen the ship, left the dock, and faced the sea directly, and now you ask me if I will sail the ship, what about the sisters?
"Okay! Judging by your appearance, you will definitely not be able to." Qingfeng Lanyue smiled helplessly. It seemed that they had all forgotten a key question, that is, they would not know how to sail.
Chen Yuyang said in his heart: "Look at the hammer, everyone is so dark at night."
However, people will always discover their greatest potential when they are in trouble. For example, when it comes to rowing, Chen Yuyang turned on the lighting system on the boat, and after a while, he finally found two oars, like a treasure!
"Okay, now we can go. Although we are not very good at it, I think paddling should not be much more difficult than swimming. As long as you follow the current..." Chen Yuyang looked at the waves one after another, constantly Heading towards the shore, what the hell...
"It should be!" So the two of them each held a paddle and started paddling in the water non-stop. Let alone the boat really moved, the two of them were so excited at that time, it's very safe now Across the sea!
That's right!
Across the sea!
Row the boat across the ocean with your hands!
"Yue'er, take a break when you're tired. It's too simple. I found that I'm also very talented in rowing." Chen Yuyang said proudly. Sitting on the boat, he could clearly feel that the boat was moving. move.
Qingfeng Lanyue also expressed his happiness,
(End of this chapter)
"If you go too far, I'm afraid the business will get worse and worse in the future."
Chen Yuyang said earnestly.
The buddy may still not understand, isn’t it cheaper if the quantity of this thing is small?If it is not affordable, who will buy it?
"My lord, I understand what you mean, but if the quantity of this item is small, the guests may have complaints, and then no one will come." The man said with a puzzled expression.
Chen Yuyang rubbed his head, how does this guy do business, hunger marketing!
"In this way, the first step, from now on, you will replace all the cosmetic bottles with the smallest ones. Those that can be used for half a year, you can guarantee that they can be used for a month at most, and then you can let them last for a week if you use them for one month. If it is less, it will be shortened to the sky."
"The second step, this Thunder Fortress must be your cosmetics store, right? You obviously took a hand of Wang Zha and it turned off your game. You have declared it to the outside world since today, because there have been a lot of wild animals in the forest recently. Strange, in terms of delivery, it is very likely that there will be a shortage in the future, and the stock will be out of stock, so any inventory, you have to sell it under pressure, with a limited amount."
"The third step is that when people get used to your limited quantity, your business will naturally improve, and if the quantity is reduced, your business will naturally improve and you will be able to sell more at the same time."
After listening to Chen Yuyang's analysis, the buddy held back for a long time before giving Chen Yuyang a thumbs up: "Nice!"
Maybe if all the female residents of Thunder Fortress heard about Chen Yuyang's opinion, maybe Chen Yuyang would be buried here from now on, and he would never be able to get out again.
The guy did some calculations, and according to the amount of his hydrating essence, one bottle can be divided into three small bottles, and if he sells it at the original price, it is equivalent to selling one bottle to get back the cost, and the other two bottles are the money he earns, one bottle earns [-], two The bottle is [-], which is [-] million every minute!
The guy's eyes lit up at the thought of this!
"My lord, you are my savior. This kindness is like a new creation. All your purchases in the store today will be free." The waiter was very excited.
Chen Yuyang nodded: "It's okay, I am a cultivator in this world, and I don't want to get involved in too many worldly affairs and leave more karma. Naturally, I have a destiny to help you today. I have helped you, and it can be regarded as a karma. , because I taught you how to bring your business back to life, and the result is that today you waived the order for me, so the cause and effect are eliminated, and after leaving your store, you and I have no relationship."
Chen Yuyang opened his mouth leisurely, with his hands behind his back, not to mention that he really felt like an extraterrestrial expert, his words shocked the buddy even more, he must be a real extraterrestrial expert by acting like this, and at the same time told himself in his heart, No matter how many things you choose today, you must be free of charge to leave a good impression on the adults. Whoever still has a headache, maybe the adults will come back again.
Chen Yuyang smiled slightly and looked at Qingfeng Lanyue: "Don't look at it, the buddy has packed everything in the store!"
Qingfeng Lanyue: "???"
Buddy: "???"
Hearing Chen Yuyang's words, pack everything up and clear the venue!The guys all looked dumbfounded, you just looked like an outsider, why did you suddenly clear the whole package, can we still save some face?
What about the agreed-upon character design of a world-renowned expert?
Has it collapsed?
Qingfeng Lanyue: "Are you planning to go back to Suzaku City to open a store and compete with NPCs for business?"
In the end, the two of them left leisurely with their backpacks full of cosmetics, and the man looked at the backs of the two leaving with distressed faces, feeling an indescribable feeling in his heart, as if he had been cheated. But thinking about it again, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it. I really got a way to make my business better!
God is annoying!
Walking out of the cosmetics store, Qingfeng Lanyue couldn't help laughing: "Xiaotu, you can fool people!"
Chen Yuyang coughed dryly: "I'm asking him to spend money to buy a lesson, how can he do business if he's so stupid."
Qingfeng Lanyue: "You are clearly cheating, and you still have to teach him a lesson. Your method can definitely cheat him. With such a high price, who will buy it? Even if it is out of stock, don't the NPCs here not know how to shop online?"
Chen Yuyang: "Haha, I have a good plan!"
Qingfeng Lanyue: "I think you should go around the Thunder Fortress in the future! Maybe this guy will shake you out. At that time, NPCs with a hundred levels all over the world will hunt you down. I think you will definitely become a novice!" A regular visitor to the village."
Chen Yuyang caressed his forehead: "Stop talking, it's not for you to get cosmetics, I'm for you."
Qingfeng Lanyue thinks about it too. Looking at her backpack full of cosmetics, she just threw away some of the more valuable materials on her body for cosmetics, and made room for cosmetics. circuit.
"It's okay, I will go to Xinshou Village to upgrade you in the future, and I will treat it as a repayment for your kindness in getting me cosmetics." Qingfeng Lanyue thought for a while, and came up with a good solution.
"Stop talking about you, it's heartbreaking!"
The two smiled and walked towards the direction of the teleportation formation. The Thunder Fortress was the last battle of teleportation, because the next time the Thunder Fortress teleported, it would go directly to the seaside, where they boarded a boat and went all the way south to the desert.
Walking into the teleportation array, the moment the two of them stepped into the blue light circle, their figures were directly pulled in by a powerful suction force. If you talk about what it feels like to be a teleportation array, this is easy to solve. Find a slide at this time, and it should not be too long. As high as five or six meters, and then close your eyes and slide down, it feels like being a teleportation thief.
After feeling that his feet could touch the ground, Chen Yuyang opened his eyes and found that his surroundings had changed.
As far as the eye can see is a piece of blue sea, the sea and the sky are connected, and there is no end in sight at a glance, it is all darkness!
This……
It seems that they forgot to wait for dawn to come again. Chen Yuyang and Qingfeng Lanyue looked at each other with big eyes. It was already late at night, what a boat!
But this is a game, so NPCs don't need to sleep!
So I followed the location of the dock on the map and walked over there, only to find that it was pitch black, there was no one at all, and there were three or five ships docked on the dock.
Chen Yuyang walked in, looked at a room that seemed to be living in a house, and shouted: "Boater, I want to take a boat!"
After roaring several times, suddenly there was a shrew swearing in the room.
"If you keep making noise here again, you'll spoil my old lady's mood, and don't leave today."
Hearing this voice, Chen Yuyang's legs trembled immediately, and his face turned pale. This is really a devil!
Go, must go!
Or go back to the teleportation array again, let's go to Thunder Fortress to stay for a while, anyway, the night in the game is only a few hours, two people chatting and playing a small game on the side of the road, and it's over, it's really impossible to go offline for instant noodles , come with ham sausage, don't have to be here!
On the side, Qingfeng Lanyue was not happy anymore, what's wrong with an old woman, she immediately sent a message to Chen Yuyang.
"The two of us sneaked into the boat, you go and cut off the rope tied to the side of the boat, and then use the recoil of your skills to push the boat out to the surface of the sea, and then we set sail,"
Chen Yuyang wanted to look at Qingfeng Lanyue with admiration: "I didn't expect you to be so capable. I just wanted to say that we should borrow a boat for use first."
Qingfeng Lanyue: "No, no, you are stealing, I am borrowing!"
Chen Yuyang shrugged: "It's up to you!"
At the seaside, the wind and waves are very strong, and the sound of the waves hitting the beach and rocks is even more rumbling, so as long as the two of them don't make any particularly loud noises, they can definitely drive the boat away secretly.
So the two hit the boat!
Qingfeng Lanyue got into the boat first, Chen Yuyang: "???"
Didn't you make this proposal first?Shouldn't you be the one to cut the rope?
After cutting the rope, two people managed to put it on. Chen Yuyang aimed at a reef and raised his hand to shoot an arrow. He rushed out of the dock directly, as if he felt that his strength was not enough, Chen Yuyang shot a few more arrows one after another.
The hands don't look very tired, it's just that pushing the boat is a bit of a waste!
After leaving the dock, it seemed that the NPC in the house hadn't noticed it yet, and the two of them finally smiled smugly while sitting in the boat.
The plan was a success!
Well, here comes the problem!
"Can you sail a boat?" Qingfeng Lanyue asked a very crucial question!
Chen Yuyang was taken aback, and looked at Qingfeng Lanyue, you asked me about this, shouldn't it be me who asked you?You proposed this plan, and now we have stolen the ship, left the dock, and faced the sea directly, and now you ask me if I will sail the ship, what about the sisters?
"Okay! Judging by your appearance, you will definitely not be able to." Qingfeng Lanyue smiled helplessly. It seemed that they had all forgotten a key question, that is, they would not know how to sail.
Chen Yuyang said in his heart: "Look at the hammer, everyone is so dark at night."
However, people will always discover their greatest potential when they are in trouble. For example, when it comes to rowing, Chen Yuyang turned on the lighting system on the boat, and after a while, he finally found two oars, like a treasure!
"Okay, now we can go. Although we are not very good at it, I think paddling should not be much more difficult than swimming. As long as you follow the current..." Chen Yuyang looked at the waves one after another, constantly Heading towards the shore, what the hell...
"It should be!" So the two of them each held a paddle and started paddling in the water non-stop. Let alone the boat really moved, the two of them were so excited at that time, it's very safe now Across the sea!
That's right!
Across the sea!
Row the boat across the ocean with your hands!
"Yue'er, take a break when you're tired. It's too simple. I found that I'm also very talented in rowing." Chen Yuyang said proudly. Sitting on the boat, he could clearly feel that the boat was moving. move.
Qingfeng Lanyue also expressed his happiness,
(End of this chapter)
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