My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 467 Bald Patient
Chen Jingzhi looked at the coin lying quietly on the ground. It was a silver coin with the side with the clown's face facing up. For some reason, the clown's face laughed by itself, looking sinister.

"This is your destiny!"

"Okay, all the patients who heard the sound of coins, all returned to the ward, quietly waiting for me to show you today's magic trick, as for the doctors, you have to clean up the entire hospital without leaving any stains , Clean up today, and you can go home after cleaning."

After speaking, Chen Jingzhi stretched out his hand, smiled and snapped his fingers!
Bang!
In the mental hospital, it was busy again. A large group of patients ran towards their respective wards, while the doctors took over the rags, brooms, and brushes for cleaning the toilet like a baton...

This is destined to be an extraordinary day. The occasional laughter and applause from each ward makes the hospital surrounded by creepers look extraordinarily gloomy. Chen Jingzhi's magic will always bring different joys and surprises to everyone. Outside the ward, the doctors were sweating profusely, pouted their buttocks and rubbed hard on the ground with a rag. Some even picked up long wooden sticks to clean the cobwebs, and even Even the toilets were wiped dry.

Patients: "The doctor cleaned the toilet so clean, how can we poop in the future, we can't go to the cafeteria!"

Patients: "This is a good suggestion, let's put it on the agenda and study it for a while."

In the middle of the night, the patients had a happy day, because Chen Jingzhi was disturbed when he was performing magic today. He was very unhappy, because when a performer was disturbed while performing magic, it was not just a disrespect to the performer , and disrespect for the audience, this is a waste of jobs, so in order to make up for everyone, Chen Jingzhi performed hard for a day, all kinds of amazing magic tricks are not repeated, this can satisfy all the patients With their eagerness to watch magic tricks, they lay down on their respective beds contentedly.

In a ward, four strange patients live in this ward, they...

The patient lying on the bed has a bald head, and looks pretty handsome, but he doesn't know where he got the red paint, and painted nine dots on his head, at first glance, he really looks like a monk ring scar.

"Monkey, what did you say about today's magic trick? I think that magician must be a powerful magician. How about it? Do you know how to do magic tricks? Let me make one for you too." The sick monk looked at the window sill and hugged The patient who sleeps with a tree stick, his eyes are full of concern for his lover.

The patient: "Bald donkey, how many times have I told you that I am the Great Sage of Huaguo Shanshuilian Cave, the Monkey King, the Monkey King, the Peach Blossom Circle, the One-leaf Grass, the Wind in the Royal Horse Court, the Small Whirlwind in the Dry Land Kuiba, and the smoker. Wukong is also."

"Haha, Master, the name Monkey is too long. Is it hard to remember? It's better to be an old pig. I am the master of Yundong in Cuiwei Mountain, and Zhu Wuneng, the marshal of the canopy and the envoy of the altar." Another Lying on the ground, a patient who was snoring but was awakened by someone talking in the room said.

The bald patient paused for a moment: "Old Sha, my teacher has been a bit weak lately. Go and knock your second senior brother's legs off. How about we steam the elbows?"

The patient known as Lao Sha’s eyes lit up at the time: “Master, the price of meat has been soaring recently. At the beginning, I wondered why Master brought a pig when he went west to learn scriptures. Now, Lao Sha, I understand it all. Feelings have a pair of eyes that can see through the future! The second senior brother's net worth has skyrocketed!"

Hearing what these two people said, the second senior brother stood up at that time, grinning, with a look of displeasure on his face: "You bald donkey still want to eat my old pig's meat, please go the right way, okay, you still miss eating pork , have you forgotten your own meat? Your meat is precious, and you can live forever if you take a bite. Why don’t you try to take a bite of you yourself, and then go to learn the scriptures yourself. I'm going back to Gaolaozhuang, my Cuilian is still waiting for me to go back."

Patient with bald head: "Monkey, hurry up and take this pig demon, it's simply presumptuous, don't you know that monks can't eat meat?"

Three apprentices: "???"

Patient with bald head: "Forget it, look at how cowardly you all are, steamed elbows should be eaten another day, let's talk about the show performed by the magician today!"

Monkey patient: "No... It's just a small skill, but it can be seen by my old grandson. Back then, my grandson held a 72-jin golden cudgel and swept the world. It changed in [-] ways, and it went from heaven to earth. Impossible, a small technique, what a surprise."

The bald patient counted with his fingers: "Under normal circumstances, an agricultural tractor can pull about ten tons of things. If you weigh [-] kilograms, it's only a matter of a few tractors at most. Maybe it's not that heavy! "

Monkey patient: "God, tractor, I think you are a bar lifter, why are you here to exercise?"

Old pig patient: "Monkey is blowing the sky, to put it bluntly, he still can't!"

Monkey Patient: "I said it all... Back then! Back then!"

Old pig patient: "Then you were so good back then, why are you so good now?"

Monkey patient: "Maybe it's because I've been under Wuzhi Mountain for a long time, and my brain is not working well, so I forgot, but I think I should be able to recall memories."

……

Every ward is talking about the wonderful magic that Chen Jingzhi performed today, and those children even regarded Chen Jingzhi as a god-like figure.

The floor is as white as new, the window sill is spotless, the corner of the wall is not even a spider hair, even the toilet has been sprayed with air freshener, and the dim light bulb has been replaced with a new one. In this dark night, suddenly this The originally mysterious and gloomy mental hospital looked a little less hideous.

Downstairs of the mental hospital, a group of doctors dragged their exhausted bodies out of the building. They had already cleaned up all the hygiene, so they were able to leave work, but just as they walked out of the gate of the mental hospital, they were suddenly blocked The cold wind blew a jolt, and everyone seemed to wake up from amnesia. They looked at their colleagues with the same blank eyes. They didn't know what happened, as if they suddenly appeared in their memories. Like a big fault, the most frightening thing is that this fault didn't know when it broke.

Everyone is confused!

(End of this chapter)