My landlord is so crazy

Chapter 475
The most coincidental thing is that in this big mountain, the brothers even created opportunities for the two of them in various ways, but Iron Man really couldn't move it, and they had no choice.

For example, in the morning, Feng Lingshan came out of the toilet and was about to wash his hands. At this time, Feng Lingwuliang pulled Feng Lingshan and told him that the girl was over there, so go and say hello, and say a few more words if you have nothing to do. Once you come and go, you will get acquainted. Maybe six of them will come, and seven of them will go back!But Feng Lingshan was a little nervous at the time, and didn't know what to say. As a veteran in the love scene for many years, Feng Lingwuliang naturally wanted to teach this hard-headed buddy: "You just go and say hello , You can say whatever you want, after I finish speaking, I will smooth things over for you, and then I will leave, so as to ensure that you will not be embarrassed. "

Feng Lingshan: "Good!"

So Feng Lingshan walked up to the girl confidently. The girl was washing her hands. When she saw Feng Lingshan coming, her heart tightened. To be honest, Feng Lingshan still has some good looks, but the little girl Look at you, I can't say hello to you first!

Feng Lingshan: "You peed on your hands too?"

Little girl: "???"

At that time, the little girl's face darkened, she shook her hands, and she got up and left. She wondered if she had a brain problem and fell in love with a fool. It seems that this camp should end early, so as not to delay her time.

Feng Ling Wuliang watched the little girl leave angrily, with a dazed expression, what's the matter?I have prepared the topic on my side, and I just waited for the right time to pass, but why did someone leave?He hurriedly walked towards Feng Lingshan: "What are you doing?"

Feng Lingshan was also puzzled: "I didn't do anything. Didn't you say that I said hello casually and said whatever I wanted to say? Who knew he would leave after speaking."

Feng Ling Wuliang: "What did you say?"

Feng Lingshan: "You peed on your hands too?"

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When it was time to eat at noon, Fengling Wuliang was still laughing. He hadn't stopped laughing for almost the whole morning, making the people around him look confused. Many friends asked him why he was laughing, but Feng Lingwuliang I want to say it, but when I think about it, I can't help laughing, I can't stop, my stomach twitches from laughing, I don't know if the big guy thinks this guy is drinking fake wine.

It wasn't until the afternoon that everyone packed up their things and left. Feng Lingwuliang finally came to his senses and told the big guys about it. Suddenly hearty laughter rang out in the car. As for Feng Lingshan, he looked helpless. Nothing funny!

Looking back to the reality, Feng Lingshan coughed dryly: "Let's go! Things may be different from what you thought, but it was just an accident. People mistakenly thought it was an electric shock, so he was rescued by being brave."

Feng Ling Wuliang: "Brother, to be honest, I can always find something funny in you."

Feng Lingshan: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go!"

There was nothing to say along the way. Two hours later, they stopped at the foot of a mountain deep in the mountains. It was already November, and the temperature in the mountains was even lower than in the city. The two of them parked the car and put on the jackets they had prepared. , and walked towards a path in the mountain forest.

Listening to Feng Ling Wuliang, that Great Immortal... By the way, this is already on someone else's land, and I definitely can't call him Great Immortal anymore, it seems a bit disrespectful, so I'd better change the title and call him Master, but this Master sounds obedient Yes, Feng Lingshan still insisted on calling Daxian Shunzui.

Feng Lingshan: "You said it's not uncomfortable for Daxian to live on the mountain, and a serious person should build a road that can be driven up by a car!"

Looking at the endless mountain road, Feng Lingshan's calves trembled a little.

"No, there is a way to go, but Daxian said that if you want to go to the mountains for fun, you can drive there, but if you want to ask him to eliminate disasters and doubts, you must take the mountain road and walk up step by step. If you don't have the willpower to walk the mountain road, then this person is not qualified to let him waste his tongue."

It is not difficult to walk in this mountain forest, but it is a bit laborious. After all, you need to hold on to the trees and climb up little by little. The so-called road is just a road that has been stepped on too much.

"Forget it, if I can solve the problems on my body, even if I have to climb ten times, I will climb!" Feng Lingshan firmly believed.

Feng Ling Wuliang: "Please forgive me, or I will wait for you in the car, and you can climb up the road by yourself. When you see the house, you will arrive there. You don't need to say anything when you get there. Figure out what you are going to do."

Feng Lingshan was right after thinking about it. Anyway, he was really embarrassed to say some things, and it was much easier for him to be alone, so he said to Feng Lingwuliang: "Okay, wait for me in your car, I will finish it. Come down."

As far as this mountain road is concerned, Fengling Wuliang has experienced it himself, and it is really difficult to walk. After walking it once, he doesn't want to walk it a second time, so he immediately waved his hand: "Okay, Lao Shan, let's see each other before we have time to shake hands! "

Feng Lingshan: "..."

Feng Lingshan grabbed the small tree on the side of the mountain and climbed up little by little, panting tiredly. Fortunately, the weather has been good these few days and it hasn't rained. Otherwise, after the rain, the mountain road will be muddy. Climb up, but this condition is not allowed!

I don't know how long he has been climbing, and his hands have been scratched and wounded by so many thorny plants or some tree branches. He even crawled and felt that something was drilling back and forth in his neck. When he reached out and touched it, it turned out It was a long bunch of poisonous centipede. He was so frightened that he hurriedly took it out from his neck and threw it far away, but there was a burning pain on his neck.

Guessing that after climbing for a long time, Feng Lingshan didn't see a small house in a daze, and he was still wondering what was going on, but not far away, Feng Ling Wuliang was standing beside the car smoking a cigarette, what's going on?How did Feng Ling Wuliang run ahead of him?

Seeing Feng Ling Wuliang, he was also relieved. Daxian couldn't find him, at least he met someone.

Then Feng Lingshan appeared beside Feng Ling Wuliang completely naked, and was so frightened that the cigarette in Feng Ling Wuliang's hand dropped.

"Lao Shan, have you finished reading it? How about it, did Daxian solve your troubles?"

Feng Lingshan: "What a god, I've been climbing for a long time, why did you get ahead of me?"

Feng Ling Wuliang: "???"

Feng Ling Wuliang looked around, when he looked at Feng Lingshan, he even worshiped this buddy!
"It's very likely that you climbed to the wrong place. Look at the surrounding mountains, which are in a circle. I haven't moved here. Is it possible that you ran around and ran behind me?" Feng Ling Wuliang was very helpless. Said, this must be the fact, getting lost in the mountains is normal to happen from time to time.

Hearing Feng Ling Wuliang's words, Feng Lingshan had the heart to die at that time.

What a twists and turns!

No, I went around in circles.

(End of this chapter)